Finding Comedy in the Collapse of Europe
To gauge the extent of the demise of Europe, look no further than the story of the male gorilla that escaped at a Rotterdam zoo last month. After managing to get over a moat, the 400-pound primate brutally attacked a woman who had been visiting the zoo regularly to see the animal. Because female gorillas establish prolonged eye contact when they want to mate, biologists concluded that the woman was responsible for the attack. Taking moral relativism to its illogical conclusion, the Antwerp Zoo in Belgium now has signs warning visitors not to stare at the apes. by Aaron Hanscom
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Ayaan Hirsi Ali’s description of 21st century Europe elicited roars of laughter at the American Freedom Alliance’s June 10th conference titled “The Collapse of Europe?” The all-day event was held at Pepperdine University in Malibu, California, which columnist Mark Steyn called “one of the most agreeable places to contemplate the end of the world.” Indeed, humor was not in short supply at a conference many critics predicted would be all gloom and doom. Not one of the distinguished panelists wanted to write off or dismiss Europe. Instead, they all hoped that the imperiled Contintent could be saved.
Steyn, the first keynote speaker, said that laughter is our trump card. Here he told the audience that Ayatollah Khomeini once said, “There are no jokes in Islam.” There were plenty of jokes from Steyn, who worked the auditorium like a stand-up comic without sacrificing any of the insightful analysis found in his book %%AMAZON=0895260786 America Alone%%. He warned that the things Western Civilization takes for granted can easily fade from the scene and that permanence is an illusion of every age. After all, the Hagia Sophia is now a museum - just a “designation for a piece of real estate.”
According to Steyn, it is a simple fact that Europe will become more Muslim because of massive immigration and the divergent demographic trends of Muslims and native Europeans. Malmo, Rotterdam, and cities in Britain already have proven that the future is determined by those you outsource your future to. How can Europeans hope to share their land with an implacable and intolerant minority? Steyn expressed frustration with State Department officials who complain that Iraq is an artificial state but who overlook the unsustainable situation in Europe. Honor killings and Sharia law are incompatible with pre-marital sex and gay marriage. As Steyn put it, if Kurdistan can’t be part of Iraq then “Pornostan” can’t be in the Netherlands.
Steyn was the moderator of the first panel session titled “What has been the role of Islam and the EU bureaucracy in fostering collapse?” Introducing Hirsi Ali, the former member of the Dutch parliament who now works for American Enterprise Institute, Steyn said, “Europe’s loss is America’s gain.” Hirsi Ali explained that for jihad to succeed, a sense of victimization is necessary. Muslims have mastered the art of creating enemies and conspiracy theories which results in group solidarity at the expense of assimilation. Meanwhile, EU bureaucrats make it all too easy for Islamists to fulfill their political projects. It surely made Islamists smile last year when former Dutch Justice Minister Piet Hein Donner said, “If two thirds of all Netherlanders tomorrow would want to introduce Sharia, then this possibility must exist.”
It is the vibrancy of America’s civil society that has most impressed Hirsi Ali during her eight months in the country. She contrasted this with the Europeans’ reliance on the government to solve their problems. Another cause of exasperation for her is the tendency of Europeans to always apologize for their inefficiencies, uncritically romanticize the exotic and declare that all religions are equal. The end result is that the Islamic enterprise — which is made possible by the spread of Saudi money — is facilitated by European schools, media and politics. Hirsi Ali recommends imposing the values of Western society — the ones that were so appealing to her — on immigrants.
Philippe Karsenty, a French journalist and media critic, opened his remarks by apologizing for the leading role France has played in the collapse of Europe. He said that in Paris if you quote Bat’Yeor (the author of %%AMAZON=083864077X Eurabia%%) people will look at you crazy and ask if you also believe in the “Protocols of the Elders of Zion.” Their unwillingness to believe in that anti-Semitic forgery doesn’t mean the French are big fans of the Jews. In fact, Karsenty referred to his compatriots as “Paristinians.” While they’re quite willing to send money to the Palestinians in their struggle against Israel, most of them completely avoid the Arabs who actually live in France. Karsenty shocked many in the audience when he told them that former President Jacques Chirac once said the values of Europe are more Muslim than Christian. Karsenty thinks it is possible that current President Nicolas Sarkozy could improve the situation in France, but he is disturbed by his Eurocentrism.
Gregory M. Davis was the most pessimistic panelist at the event. The director of the feature documentary %%AMAZON=B000H0UPKI “Islam: What the West Needs to Know”%% repeatedly reminded the audience that Islam has seen off many civilizations. He believes that it is impossible to reform Islam, which he describes as a totalitarian ideology 14 centuries old. The most disturbing aspect of the 2005 riots in France was the fact that they were committed by French citizens. Davis offered this as evidence of the failure of Europe to affirm its identity, a necessary thing when you want people to assimilate. He added that it shouldn’t surprise people that Muslims are returning to an Islamic identity when Christian leaders in Europe only appear on television to apologize for offending Islam. The author of %%AMAZON=1591020115 Why I am Not a Muslim%%, Ibn Warraq, claimed that the West faces a serious challenge trying to get Muslims to assimilate since they are taught to shun Western values and swear allegiance to the Umma.
The conference was not devoid of disagreement. During the panel discussion “Eurabia: Is Muslim domination of Europe inevitable?” Dutch writer Leon de Winter said there is a sea change taking place in Europe: people are becoming fed up with radical Muslims. He described as ludicrous the idea that the Netherlands is in the process of being taken over by Muslims. While he acknowledged that there are no-go zones for Jews in his country, he said that the general public is as Calvinist as ever. He also took comfort in the fact that most Muslims in the Netherlands don’t worship in mosques. Perhaps it’s because they don’t need to: journalist Henryk Broder said that the Protestant churches in Germany are now celebrating Mohammed’s birthday.
Middle East scholar Daniel Pipes took the idea of Europeans becoming fed up to its possible conclusion: internecine warfare on the Continent. Pipes backed up his claim that the anti-Islamist side is gaining ground in Europe by citing the rise of the British National Party and Jean-Marie LePen’s solid showing in France’s 2002 election. He said these one-time fascist movements are shedding their historic antisemitism but that a possibility for violence exists in the future. Pipes also suggested that Europe should become less passive about its immigration polices and overhaul its welfare state. Indeed, Hirsi Ali called the welfare state an “inhuman policy instigated by compassion” which leads to radicalism.
Mark Steyn reappeared at an afternoon panel on “Multiculturalism and its impact on democratic society.” He called multiculturalism an elusive enemy because one of its very tenets is that there is no point in ever having an argument. The quest to never be culturally insensitive has led to some pretty horrible things. In Britain, for example, many honor killings now go uninvestigated. He could have added that last year a German judge cited the Koran when he rejected a woman’s request for a quick divorce because her husband beat her. Steyn pointed out that multiculturalism is a unicultural phenomenon: only Western countries have signed up for the project. As he once explained to a caller on a radio show, there are very few free Muslims countries. Steyn got plenty of laughs when he said that after he presented the caller with objective statistics showing the lack of freedom in the Muslim world, the man responded, “Well, that’s just your opinion.”
It was nice to hear laughter during discussions of such a serious issue as the survival of Europe. But the significance of Khomeini’s words weren’t forgotten: there won’t be any laughing at all if one day Europe becomes Eurabia.
Aaron Hanscom is a freelance writer in Los Angeles. Previously from Aaron Hanscom @ PJM: Terror War on Campus, A Threat to Their own Campus?, FBI on School Buses: Don’t Worry. Be Happy., Intifada Comes to the University of California, Irvine, and The Islamification of Europe’s Cathedrals.
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bernie:Perhaps this is what starts barfights: “What are you looking at?”
Jun 12, 2007 - 8:33 pm Bill Bradley:Hyperventilation will knock you out.
Jun 13, 2007 - 12:23 am Liam:I love the gloating that often accompanies the “collapse of Europe” arguments. maybe Europe will collapse. But I am from England. I recently had my DNA tested. I am a Celtic Briton and my blood can be traced back at least 12,000 years in these Islands. I share my blood type with 90% of Irish, Welsh and Scots and 60% of English people. Surprisingly it is not affected by Viking, Roman or Saxon invasions. It was blood that created an Empire, resisted the German war machine twice and now fights in Iraq and Afghanistan. The people of my small Islands are slow to anger, seem overly polite, tolerant and diffident. But scratch the surface and we are a lot tougher than we appear.
Please consider our history and nature when you next wonder if some feudal peasant religious types from Pakistan are about to overwhelm us.
Jun 13, 2007 - 12:39 am Harold K.:Liam,
that is the most hopeful thing I have heard from a Brit. I hope you are right–I want you to be. But I have all but given up on you Brits, given the continous stream of utter lunacy issuing from that island. As our Bob Dylan has said, “it’s not dark yet, but it’s getting there.” Don’t you and your compatriots wait too long to take your country back–the world is a worse place without an England.
Jun 13, 2007 - 5:01 am Hal:I’ve seen “Don’t make sustained eye contact with the gorillas” signs at a zoo here in the USA. It’s not insane to tip off visitors to behaviors that will irritate the animals. That’s a far cry from saying the woman is “responsible” for that attack. Apes don’t carry “responsibility”, since they are not moral actors, though obviously the animal is the source of the problem here. The blame finger should be pointed at the zoo, which did not have the necessary barrier between the gorilla and visitors.
As for the main point about European demographic collapse. It’ll happen or not - I am not European, so it’s not my place to tell what to do. I just hope there is a good plan to lock up the nuclear cutlery before it all falls into the wrong hands.
Jun 13, 2007 - 6:45 am Fred Beloit:As was pointed out in the post, in so many words, what is the point of having a zoo if one cannot look at the animals?
Jun 13, 2007 - 7:55 am Teplost:Liam,
Jun 13, 2007 - 8:20 am Troll King:I am an American who probably shares your genetic profile, but that has nothing to do with nature and toughness. Every generation has to prove that toughness for itself. It’s not part of the genetic code. It’s not your history that will save you, but your sense of identity and willingness to defend your rights. It’s true of all of us.
Liam:
I hope you’re right. I am an American, but three-quarters of my ancestry is from the same islands as yours.
I just wonder why you responded, since the continent in question is, “Europe.” Since when have the British regarded themselves as part of Europe?
Jun 13, 2007 - 10:14 am Jake:Collapse of Europe?? It is we in the U.S. who are truly doomed, my friend. Their dollars, the euro, are backed by gold; our dollars are backed by faith. Our dollar is losing its worth more and more each day. We are heading toward an economic crisis not seen since the Great Depression.
Soon we will see the true cultural litmus test: Is our culture strong and smart enough to survive this? Or will trade our freedoms and opt for a more authoritarian government as new crises break out?
Jun 13, 2007 - 11:55 am AlEvanPA:Yeah! I think Western Europe is collapsing: look at the greeting they gave President Bush compared to the one he got in Albania. It’s night and day.
The reason, I think, is simple: Europeans are too sophisticated to assert themselves and their culture. They are also too sophisticated to have children. Muslims are neither.
Therefore, within 25 years (one generation), Europe will fail as surely as Rome failed. There is no one left there who will defend it.
The Birthplace of Western Civilization will simply melt away because it is old and tired. Nothing new and exciting emanates there anymore. That’s my prediction.
Jun 13, 2007 - 2:16 pm Bukk:One thing Steyn is omitting is the 30% rate of consanguineous marriages among European Muslims. Genetic degradation might eventually have them blind and walking on all fours.
Jun 14, 2007 - 12:14 pm Valle:And BTW, did the Gorilla send any flowers, candy or perfume the next day?
Daniel Pipes’ prediction is chilling.
Jun 14, 2007 - 1:55 pm Liam:Telpost
You’re right. But perhaps my DNA profile merely reinforces what I see from the people around me. You see outside London or the world of the political classes there’s an anger slowly burning away. Take where I come from, Lancashire: for 20 years people in blue collar towns in the North of England watched as steady waves of immigrants from Pakistan settled in their towns. That first generation worked, but their sons and daughters predominantly relied on welfare, became more firmly entrenched in their self-made ghettos, and got favourable treatment from local councils and local authorities. After 9/11 the burkhas and beards appeared. The locals in those Northern towns see all this and I do not know how or when, but I know these people and they will react. There will come a point when they are forced to.
Troll King:
I only treat the the UK as part of Europe on US websites as many US commentators lump us together.
Jun 15, 2007 - 12:43 am bour3:It’s entirely the woman’s fault. She visited the gorilla every day, irrespective of her own menstrual cycle, and all that eye contact! From the gorilla’s point of view, they had a real thing going and it was time to act. The whole thing is positively scandelous.
Jun 15, 2007 - 8:56 pm