This Little Piggy Was Banned from Market

Bending over backwards in an extreme fashion to keep from offending certain groups of people doesn't appease such groups -- it emboldens them, writes Pam Meister. When fare as innocuous as The Three Little Pigs comes under fire, it's a sign that lesson has not been learned.

January 30, 2008 - by Pam Meister

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A year or so ago when a mother from Georgia tried to get Gwinnett County schools to remove Harry Potter books from their shelves because they were an “‘evil’ attempt to indoctrinate children in the Wicca religion,” she became a national laughingstock.

Book banning has a nasty connotation for many, as it evokes images of Nazi book burnings as that party came to power in the 1930s. It’s one thing for a parent to guide her child’s reading choices; it’s another thing entirely when she attempts to keep a book she disapproves of out of the hands of everyone else.

Part of the reason the would-be book banner in Georgia was ridiculed was that she is a Christian. Christians are on the short list of groups that one can still openly mock and treat with derision. Why? My guess it’s because Christians, while they may make their voices heard when something (like the Harry Potter series) clashes with their belief system, limit their weapons to exactly that - their voices are all they use. When an outrageous insult toward Christians is perpetrated in the name of art or literature, there is no violence, no rioting in the streets, no threats to make those who insult Christianity pay.

Which brings us to the tale of an updated version of The Three Little Pigs, one of the most beloved children’s stories in Western culture, being turned down for an award in Britain. It wasn’t rejected because the digital re-telling of this classic tale wasn’t necessarily worthy of winning the prize. Rather, the government education agency that is a leading partner for the annual Bett Award gave it the heave-ho because “the use of pigs raises cultural issues.” They did this despite the fact that no Muslims had complained about the book beforehand.

(Interestingly, they also said “no” to a story entitled The Three Little Cowboy Builders because construction workers might take offense. No construction workers had complained about this book either.)

This is government-speak for C.Y.A. - or in this case, K.Y.H. (keep your head).

Taking the high road to sensitivity may make these culture judges feel good about themselves. But when the self-proclaimed gatekeepers of Western civilization bow and scrape to keep from “offending” every Johnny-come-lately who makes demands of the native population regarding tradition and values - and even when they don’t - what exactly is there to recommend said Western culture? Banks in Britain have already stopped handing out piggy banks to children who open savings accounts, and some British schools are not teaching students about the Holocaust because some in their Muslim population are taking the line from Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and claiming the Holocaust never happened.

Better to ignore history than to offend a handful of Holocaust deniers.

There is good news, however: there is officially no more Islamic terrorism in Britain. The official line is that it’s “anti-Islamic activity,” because bombing trains, planes, and automobiles in the name of Islam isn’t really Islamic. As Mark Steyn so eloquently put it:

Killing thousands of people in Manhattan skyscrapers in the name of Islam does, among a certain narrow-minded type of person, give Islam a bad name, and thus could be said to be “anti-Islamic” - in the same way that the Luftwaffe raining down death and destruction on Londoners during the Blitz was an “anti-German activity.” But I don’t recall even Neville Chamberlain explaining, as if to a five-year-old, that there is nothing German about the wish to terrorize and invade, and that this is entirely at odds with the core German values of sitting around eating huge sausages in beer gardens while wearing lederhosen.

Here in America, we haven’t gotten quite to the point of dumping on books about cute little piggies trying to keep from being eaten by the Big Bad Wolf. However, there have been cases reported of Muslim employees at Target refusing to ring up customers’ bacon and pepperoni pizzas, and Muslim cab drivers wanting to be allowed to refuse service to fares who might be carrying a six-pack or have a Seeing Eye dog.

Last year, when a British schoolteacher was threatened with death in Sudan for allowing her young students to name their class teddy bear Mohammed, the brain trust on ABC’s The View blamed the teacher for not knowing the rules and customs of the country. I wonder if they would say the same about Muslims who come to the U.S. and take jobs at supermarkets where customers purchase pork products and beer… or if they were denied a ride in a cab because they happened to be carrying a bottle of wine.

It would be fascinating to see someone like The View’s Joy Behar try to cope with the rules and customs an Islamic country such as Saudi Arabia. I doubt this outspoken (to put it mildly) woman would be welcome with open arms in a country where men rule and women do their bidding in burqas. It’d make a great Lifetime movie of the week: Behar Behind the Burqa: A Portrait of Courage.

Bending over backwards to keep from offending certain groups of people doesn’t appease them. They begin to feel entitled and start demanding more, like the ACLU, Greenpeace, and the Anti-Smoking league. Sure, condemning a book about fictional pigs isn’t such a big deal… until the books are banned outright because sensitive eyes might see them… or pork is banned from restaurants because some customers may feel offended by its presence on the menu… or pork is banned from supermarkets because seeing it in the refrigerated case causes the vapors - putting hog farmers out of business and depriving food lovers everywhere of bacon, sausage, ham, and other tasty morsels.

Silly, you say? Maybe. But remember the frog-in-water analogy: if you try to put a frog into a pot of hot water, it will jump out; if you put a frog in cool water and heat it slowly, the frog won’t jump out because it won’t notice what’s happening until it’s too late.

Western culture is responsible for a great many good things in the world, including art, science, and modern medicine. It’s a sad day indeed when we choose to bury its legacy - even its children’s stories - in the name of sensitivity.

“Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.” Now that’s a fairy tale.

Pam Meister is the editor of FamilySecurityMatters.org (the opinions she expresses here are her own), and her work has also been featured on American Thinker.

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15 Comments

spinoneone:

The multi-culti Brits have dropped the soap in the shower on this one. They deserve what they get…and they will!

Jan 30, 2008 - 4:16 am Tony:

Isn’t that the trap into which the “do-gooder” multiculturalists are putting anyone with an ounce of common sense……Multiculti oaf assumes something might offend minority group so he/she bans it. When person of common sense demands its reinstatement then it is THEY and not the multiculti oaf who gets accused of causing the problem (racist/bigot/ignorant - delete as appropriate).

Speaking from the doomed continent that is europe, these weak-willed traitors make me puke.

Jan 30, 2008 - 4:34 am David Thomson:

The odds of our survival are no better than 50/50. It may already be too late for Great Britain. We are next.

Jan 30, 2008 - 6:35 am RE:

I am very pessimistic about Britain’s future.

The UK of today is far closer to the inverted reality of Alice in Wonderland than the clarity of Sir Winston Churchill just a few short decades ago.

Look what’s become of Britain in the past 100 years. It’s a tragedy of epic proportion.

Jan 30, 2008 - 7:17 am southdakotaboy:

If you look at the migration rates in the UK there is an interesting trend. Muslims are moving in and native Britons with the means are moving out. Those that are smart have seen the handwriting on the wall and are moving to the US, NZ or Australia.

Jan 30, 2008 - 7:29 am Spacecase:

Well, what else can they expect? Appeasement has never worked historically, and it especially won’t work with those who demand their rights while denying everyone else theirs. Appeasement, in the form of a negotiation where both sides respect each others’ desires and reach a compromise solution might work. But here we are not dealing with such a scenario. That is a scenario of Western man and practice, and our assumption that it is universal is a delusion based on ignorance.

Jan 30, 2008 - 8:13 am Chip:

There’s no end to Islamic regulations on daily life. I hope the appeasers start to realize that at some point.

Jan 30, 2008 - 12:18 pm DoctorM:

Islamists got to be chuckling over western liberals and secular progressives wholesale assault on Christianity and all its principals, and its defense and “understanding” of Islam.

Those same liberals and secular progressives will be the first to be put to the sword by the Islamists if they ever rise to power.

That will be poetic justice.

Jan 30, 2008 - 2:00 pm raybojabo:

Jews don’t eat pork,no one ever worried about offending them. My Grandad used to say that only offensive people become offended.

Jan 30, 2008 - 4:03 pm Ken R.:

While I agree that one reason Christians are considered “fair game” for offense is that we can be accused of not observing our religion properly if we react violently, there is another reason. There is the spiritual adversary whom the Bible says prowls about “like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.” Modern man believes there’s no Devil outside the movie theaters. Ancient and medieval man believed all sorts of things about what held the earth up and whether it or the sun moved, and how. There is no record of the colossal quakes that would have resulted if the relation of the Earth and Sun became different when Galileo’s views finally reached majority support. Popular belief has little effect upon reality. Sadly, the opposite is also often true: reality seems to have little effect on popular belief.

Jan 30, 2008 - 7:55 pm Two Dogs:

Aw, Hell, it’s just a couple fo books, what could possibly be the outcome of this political correctness? It’s not like there’s a slippery slope there or anything.

Alarmist!

Jan 30, 2008 - 9:10 pm tanstaafl:

Speaking of Winston Churchill and appeasement, one of my favorite Churchill sayings…

An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

Could there be any more apt description for trends in Britain today or intimations of same in the US?

Jan 31, 2008 - 9:16 am Anthony (Los Angeles):

Bending over backwards to keep from offending certain groups of people doesn’t appease them. They begin to feel entitled and start demanding more, like the ACLU, Greenpeace, and the Anti-Smoking league.

This is how cultural jihad works: demanding special privileges and exceptions as a right because one is Muslim, and therefore superior. (Sura 3:110) It’s a difficult enough threat to face as it is; we shouldn’t make things worse by falling all over ourselves to surrender.

Jan 31, 2008 - 1:04 pm AndyA:

Yes, spinoneone (above), is right: we Brits have dropped the soap in the shower - although I’m not sure I understand that one, or even if it’s a homophobic remark (probably is, but we’ll let it go). We’ve encourage Muslims to walk all over us, with demands to broadcast the caterwauling that is their “call to prayer” from a loudspeaker across the dreaming spires of Oxford (this is an application yet to be considered); with changes in the law so a Muslim man can claim benefits for up to four wives; with female Muslim medics refusing to scrub up properly for fear of showing some forearm, even at the risk of spreading hospital-acquired infections such as MRSA and C dificile.

Feb 4, 2008 - 3:19 am Rachel Bowman:

I am offended by “hair of my Chinny chin, chin” as I am a soon to be 61 year old female.
By the way here in the ATL and its burbs, my female Muslim friends wash their hands well. Are Christian chimes or church bells incessant dinging?????

Jun 30, 2008 - 12:37 pm

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