254 Comments

1. Gaffe Prices:

those are really good, my fave is #6 I’ll try this one-

“When it wasn’t said, CNN is there.”

Oct 28, 2009 - 10:58 am 2. Lars Walker:

“CNN: The preferred news source of people standing in airport lines who have no choice in the matter.”

Oct 28, 2009 - 11:00 am 3. Gary Ogletree:

Check out the new Fox slogans. Getting cocky. Rubbing it in.

Oct 28, 2009 - 2:16 pm 4. Bill:

CNN (Criminally Negligent Network): You Report, We Decide.

Oct 28, 2009 - 2:20 pm 5. EdSki:

“CNN: No, Really. We Used To Have Glenn Beck.”

I’m going to be laughing at that one for days!

I can’t believe I’m having comic impotence over this one.

CNN: I have a picture of me with Obama!

Oct 28, 2009 - 2:24 pm 6. eveh:

Not ready for prime time reporters

Oct 28, 2009 - 2:25 pm 7. Gaffe Prices:

“No, really, I’m not kidding, I’m serious, this is for real, We really did have Glenn Beck!!

Oct 28, 2009 - 2:33 pm 8. Alex:

Man, Saturday Night Live really isn’t good right now.

I mean, CNN should beat it. I miss the days of Massive Headwound Harry, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, and Wayne’s World.

Oct 28, 2009 - 2:44 pm 9. Gamesta:

CNN: We have “Hard News” reporters like Anderson Cooper who know exactly what “tea bagging” is.

Oct 28, 2009 - 2:46 pm 10. pageian:

CNN: Because of us Fox is #1. We’re Kingmakers!

Oct 28, 2009 - 3:07 pm 11. pageian:

“Man, Saturday Night Live really isn’t good right now.

I mean, CNN should beat it. I miss the days of Massive Headwound Harry, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, and Wayne’s World.”

Don’t forget Toonces the Cat.

Oct 28, 2009 - 3:08 pm 12. jsburke:

CNN: Fact-checking our way towards irrelevance.

Oct 28, 2009 - 3:14 pm 13. Gary Eaton:

CNN: Hello ? ello ello……
Hello? ello ello ……..

Oct 28, 2009 - 3:21 pm 14. Suzie1:

Find out how YOU can make quick cash NOW watching CNN!!!…

Oct 28, 2009 - 3:32 pm 15. BizarreReport:

CNN: You Report , We Deride .

Oct 28, 2009 - 3:32 pm 16. Gina:

CNN: At least we don’t have Keith Olbermann.

Oct 28, 2009 - 3:43 pm 17. BLE:

“CNN: We report, You disperse.”

Oct 28, 2009 - 4:00 pm 18. Suzie1:

Amanpour. Dancing.

Oct 28, 2009 - 4:07 pm 19. Just A Grunt:

The choice of more third world dictators than the other guys.

If our headquarters was in Venezuela we would be the only news channel.

Hey we did real good with Desert Storm (Gulf War I).

We blame Jane Fonda. What was Ted thinking?

Oct 28, 2009 - 4:12 pm 20. doctor B:

CNN

America’s

Aljazeera news network.

Oct 28, 2009 - 4:20 pm 21. Ples:

CNN : White House Approved News

Oct 28, 2009 - 4:21 pm 22. o-Henry!:

You can’t spell Conned without CNN

Oct 28, 2009 - 4:30 pm 23. Ivan:

CNN: Watch Olbermann or Fox You!

CNN: You gonna believe us or your lyin’ eyes?

CNN: The truth stops here!

CNN: Counterclockwise News Network – everything we do turns left.

Oct 28, 2009 - 4:41 pm 24. Rando:

CNN: A New Category on Jeopardy – Anchors Sink

Oct 28, 2009 - 4:53 pm 25. cfbleachers:

From Wolf Blitzer to Anderson Cooper to Campbell Brown…and coming soon, someone with a first name.

From Ted Turner to Channel Turner, we aren’t chased by demons,..or anyone else, really.

If we stop distorting all the news, all the time, can we Begala ya to come back?

The Most Ignored Name In News.

Until Finally….

This….was CNN.

Oct 28, 2009 - 5:22 pm 26. Ross:

CNN: The Original Teabaggers

Oct 28, 2009 - 5:33 pm 27. Russ:

CNN: If only WE had thought to move Glenn Beck to the 5pm time slot!

Oct 28, 2009 - 5:37 pm 28. WhyKnot:

CNN: Like watching MTV for the music videos.

Oct 28, 2009 - 5:59 pm 29. Rick Zalon:

CNN: We beat the Sham-Wow guy with the coveted 18-54 demo in the 3 am timeslot!

Oct 28, 2009 - 6:17 pm 30. IdahoGal:

Oh, geesh, spew alert! Martini all over my computer screen!

You posters rock!

Oct 28, 2009 - 6:48 pm 31. Bruce Sellers:

CNN: If you aren’t watching, who is?
CNN: Spread the word, spread the wealth

Oct 28, 2009 - 6:48 pm 32. eveh:

CNN: All the news from Stepford

Oct 28, 2009 - 6:59 pm 33. Jena:

CNN: Because Obama is the most trusted name in news.

Oct 28, 2009 - 8:30 pm 34. Maggie:

CNN: we have news under control

Oct 28, 2009 - 9:01 pm 35. Deborah:

CNN: Sold Out from Day One
CNN: The President’s Band of Brothers

Oct 28, 2009 - 9:21 pm 36. Jim:

Oh yeah! We also used to have Greta! Glenn and Greta… and Tucker, too.

Oct 28, 2009 - 9:57 pm 37. Irene Flick:

Very impressive list. Hilarious – you should all be writing comedy for Letterman. Just take a chastity belt with you.

CNN: The best advertiser for Term Limits in the country.

Oct 28, 2009 - 10:14 pm 38. Pajamas Media » Let’s All Choose a New CNN Slogan:

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Oct 28, 2009 - 10:22 pm 39. Erik Larsen:

CNN, the number one name in . . . . oh look – balloon boy!!!

Oct 28, 2009 - 10:41 pm 40. murgatroyd:

CNN – Where the truth is a f—ing valuable thing, you don’t just give it away!

Oct 28, 2009 - 10:44 pm 41. Tempus Fugit:

CNN: More proof that being stuck at an airport gate is one of Dante’s circles of hell.

Oct 28, 2009 - 10:46 pm 42. bob:

CNN–If no one is watching, do we exist?

Oct 28, 2009 - 10:55 pm 43. Ann:

CNN: Less invasive than a lobotomy

Oct 28, 2009 - 10:59 pm 44. Class Clown:

Cue typical “this is important” news music. Then the disembodied voice speaks:

“If you can’t work a Jeopardy buzzer, if you couldn’t work a butterfly ballot, or if you just plain can’t find the remote control…. have we got news for you!

This is CNN. News for those who can’t”

Oct 28, 2009 - 11:02 pm 45. Nonner:

“CNN: We really, really REALLY wish we STILL HAD Glen Beck”

Oct 28, 2009 - 11:05 pm 46. Class Clown:

“News. It’s always the last place you look.”

Oct 28, 2009 - 11:07 pm 47. Class Clown:

“All the news that’s for your own good.”

Oct 28, 2009 - 11:08 pm 48. Ann:

CNN: We didn’t sleep with Dave!

Oct 28, 2009 - 11:21 pm 49. raphael a:

“CNN. Get rid of those parakeets and bull mastiff or we’ll call the police.”

“CNN. There’s more money in buffalo burgers.”

“CNN. Our former boss slept with Jane Fonda.”

“CNN. The farm team for Fox News.”

Oct 28, 2009 - 11:30 pm 50. Norod:

CNN.Coming Next….Nothing.
Unless of course spreading the word for Islam is something

Oct 28, 2009 - 11:31 pm 51. raphael a:

“CNN. You’d probably finish 3rd on Jeopardy too.”

Oct 28, 2009 - 11:34 pm 52. Delia:

Keep it CLEAN? Pfft! J/K

1. CNN: Don’t touch that dial. Please?

2. CNN: We ♥ Barack

3. CNN: News out of whole cloth

4. CNN: Commie News Network

5. CNN: We believe in fairy tales

6. CNN: ONDOA (Old News Dead On Arrival)

7. CNN: *crickets*

8. CNN: ♪There’s nooo news like shooow news♪♫

9. CNN: Looky! Another Michael Jackson story!

10. CNN: Sorry. The only honest news we have left is the weather. Oops. Never-mind, see 11. below…

11. CNN: GLOBAL WARMING!

12. CNN: Eh. We got nuttin’

Oct 28, 2009 - 11:41 pm 53. Delia:

13. CNN: We scrub the news so you don’t have to!

*cue commercial break for Sham-Wow!*

Oct 28, 2009 - 11:45 pm 54. Delia:

14. CNN: Constipated News Network. When you’ve got a big one brewing we’re almost as good as the Newspaper.

*Cue Stanley Steemer commercial with Toby the Dog*

Oct 28, 2009 - 11:49 pm 55. Delia:

15. CNN: If we can’t beat ‘em, we refuse to rejoinder ‘em.

16. CNN: Sometimes the truth hurts. We promise never to hurt you.

17. CNN: NEWSFLASH! Larry King is STILL ALIVE

*Cue Viagra commercial*

Oct 28, 2009 - 11:58 pm 56. Delia:

18. CNN: The dog at our journalism

19. CNN: We don’t have those hot Fox girls but we have Anderson Cooper!

20. CNN: Even our teleprompter rolls it’s eyes

Oct 29, 2009 - 12:02 am 57. Delia:

Edited for typos:

18. CNN: The dog ate our journalism

19. CNN: We don’t have those hot Fox girls but we have Anderson Cooper!

20. CNN: Even our teleprompter rolls its eyes

Gah. I’m goin’ to BED! ;p

Oct 29, 2009 - 12:12 am 58. Gaffe Prices:

1. CNN, because the truth is just too painful, and reporting it is just too hard.

2. CNN, because we believe in fairy tales, we’re the fairy news network.

3. CNN- We’re changing our name and our logo:

This, is NNN- The Nanny News Network

4. “This is CNN”- “if it’s soooo bad, why are you watching it?”

5. CNN- for those with a really perverse sense of humor.

6. CNN- because we all need a little make-believe.

Oct 29, 2009 - 12:13 am 59. Gaffe Prices:

CNN- if you like us, join our fan club. Each membership comes with an official CNN shovel

Oct 29, 2009 - 12:17 am 60. Gaffe Prices:

klaven, you are pure evil: Imagine how this will affect google searches for CNN ?

Oct 29, 2009 - 12:22 am 61. Terry:

CNN can only be compared to the music we hear in elevators. They need to run a special CNN disclaimer before each segment, ”Any resemblance to actual news is purely coincidental.”

Oct 29, 2009 - 12:37 am 62. stuart williamson:

Glen’s left – so are we.

We spin – you lose.

The Word of God, from Axelrod

All the news that’s fit to spin.

CNN: Contortion, Not News

Speaking Truth from Power,

We only serve what you deserve.

Go with the A Team – Alinsky, Ayers and Axelrod

Oct 29, 2009 - 12:42 am 63. Gaffe Prices:

CNN: Well, it nearly Halloween, and time for our annual “Green Slime Flu” segment…

Oct 29, 2009 - 1:16 am 64. Gaffe Prices:

1. CNN: rife, frippery, and the pursuit of crapiness.

2. CNN: Yeah ok, we suck, but you knew that

3. CNN: It may be a memory hole, but at least it’s not MSLSD

Oct 29, 2009 - 1:30 am 65. tc:

CNN: White House tested, White House approved.

CNN: the channel that brought you Tailwind

CNN: If you didn’t catch us in the airport or the gym, chances are you didn’t catch us.

CNN: Watch tonight to see Anderson Cooper get teabagged by Larry King. (We’re resorting to anything for ratings these days).

CNN: We know you are disgusted by the Tea Parties, America. So we send out our reporters to show your disgust.

CNN: We’re just one click away from cable oblivion.

CNN: The channel that taught you all about media bias.

CNN: The channel that televised Clinton speeches about nothing, then commented about how great they were and made you feel stupid because you thought you missed something.

Oct 29, 2009 - 1:58 am 66. robert verdi:

CNN: For Those Who Find Other News Stations Uncomfortable.

Oct 29, 2009 - 2:15 am 67. Dougf:

Well to be candid, IF CNN had not already blotted its copybook through its past agit-prop actions, and were it to merely BE the NEWS NETWORK it pretends to be, I would watch it over Fox any day of the week.

Much as I really do appreciate Fox’s slant or more precisely the fact that it isn’t MSNBC, I find it’s programming to be a little on the, ummm, almost brain-dead side. You can’t be an educated consumer or make rational decisions on World events if you don’t have the facts and frankly Fox does not do very much NEWS. Not nearly as much as it should.

The latest Fox self-commercials emphasize how much effort it puts into gathering NEWS, but the commercials are about the only things on the network that are NEWS. The rest — car chases, balloon events, missing people, celebrity trials, silly Hannity tricks, Beck circus performances, is NOT NEWS.

In a way it’s too bad about CNN, but I think they are done. They deliberately, ruined their own brand by being merely a propaganda machine for the ‘left’ for YEARS. You can’t walk back from that. You just can’t. Once a propagandist; always a propagandist.
It’s like that joke about doing that one thing ONCE and from then on you are known for ONLY that. Campbell Brown just recently asked a very penetrating question of Valerie Jarrett concerning the different Whitehouse standards for Fox and NSNBC. Bill O’Reilly made a point of congratulating her on his show. But I remember Ms. Brown from her previous incarnation as a shill for ‘progressive’ positions. And I can’t and won’t ‘trust’ her now. It’s clearly a ‘pose’.

That is CNN’s problem. MSNBC has the insane ‘progressive’ demographic pretty much locked up at this point and Fox has the center-right firmly in it’s camp. There probably is a decent market for what CNN might offer as strictly NEWS, but CNN itself can never get to it.

Too bad for CNN. And frankly not too great for the rest of us, either.

Oct 29, 2009 - 2:19 am 68. Class Clown:

“CNN News. Even if we knew, we wouldn’t tell you.”

Oct 29, 2009 - 2:21 am 69. sharkzfan:

CNN: Distancing ourselves from Glenn Beck (and ratings)
CNN: Confounded Narration Network
CNN: Corrupt Nonsensical Narcissists

Oct 29, 2009 - 2:26 am 70. Sioux Lady:

Hear no news
Speak no news
Cee No News – CNN

Oct 29, 2009 - 2:46 am 71. Ellie:

In Colombia some call it Chavez News Network

Oct 29, 2009 - 2:53 am 72. Kathy:

CNN News. Obama’s personal pr station
CNN News. Where Wolf Blitzer gushes over Obama daily.

Oct 29, 2009 - 3:20 am 73. Jim G:

CNN: If it really happens in America… it’s news to us.

Oct 29, 2009 - 3:26 am 74. Marc Malone:

CNN: We have a red phone, too… and ours works! (We’re covetous of those carrier pigeons, though.)

Oct 29, 2009 - 3:37 am 75. Stepan:

CNN: Thinkpol for liberals.

Oct 29, 2009 - 3:54 am 76. Allan:

“Providing relief from the harsh realities of truth.”

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:07 am 77. Jack Olson:

“CNN: We cover the world and we covered up for Saddam Hussein.”

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:15 am 78. Elize Nayden:

CNN: You protest, we yell at you
CNN: Still better than MSNBC
CNN: The most crusted name in news

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:15 am 79. Chris in Toronto:

CNN: The most trussed name in news.

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:18 am 80. chris in Toronto:

CNN: Official Water Carriers of Tyrants Everywhere

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:19 am 81. 49erDweet:

CNN: The official news network!
CNN: “Views” rather than “news”.

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:23 am 82. TimBucktu':

CNN – “Unfair & Unbalanced”

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:32 am 83. Reformed Trombonist:

“CNN: We Lost on Jeopardy! Ba–by!”

“CNN: We Were Fair to Conservatives. Once. We think.”

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:33 am 84. Max Power:

NEWS OR OPINION, YOU’ll NEVER KNOW

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:47 am 85. homero:

All the news we want you to know.

If we thought you should know we would have told you.

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:50 am 86. Samson:

CNN: if we said we covered the news, we lied.

CNN: if we gave both sides we’re sorry.

CNN: we want to be fair but we want axcess more

CNN we want to be fair …not!

CNN: News with an Agenda

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:57 am 87. George S.:

CNN The Spin doesn’t Start Here But WE Keep It Spinning

CNN: Only The News The White House Approves

CNN: Shrilling For Obama

CNN: Your Official News Distortion Channel

CNN: We Have Access Not News

CNN: Our Ratings Prove That not All Cable Providers Have FOX

Oct 29, 2009 - 5:04 am 88. linuxdad:

CNN – Community Organized News Now
CNN – The only news source referenced by Air America
CNN – Can’t Navigate News

Oct 29, 2009 - 5:20 am 89. 76United:

Tune in for hot naked chicks right after this commercial break. Seriously, we swear!

Oct 29, 2009 - 5:25 am 90. Paul from Hamburg:

CNN: The middle “N” is silent.

Oct 29, 2009 - 5:30 am 91. Louis D:

CNN “We get the tough News no one else made up!”
CNN “Communist News Nightly and not just a red herring!”
CNN “Completely Narcissists News 24-7″
CNN “Cable News Nanny, for news you can lose!”

Oct 29, 2009 - 5:33 am 92. BC:

How about CNN: We’ll Leave It There

At least with Fox, you know you’re dealing with a fake new organization dispensing right wing jingoistic rubbish meant for entertainment and ratings and not journalism, but CNN and the other more supposedly responsible “mainstream” media look and feel more serious and journalistic, but they just don’t really do their jobs at all well. They basically kept falling on their faces during Bush’s two terms, and they’ve been absolutely useless in clarifying what’s fact and what’s malicious idiocy when dealing with things like global warming or the health care debate. “We’ll leave it there….”

Oct 29, 2009 - 5:37 am 93. Charlie Hubbard:

CNN: Obama’s gimp!

Oct 29, 2009 - 5:51 am 94. Tex Expatriate:

What was wrong with the venerable Communist News Network?

Oct 29, 2009 - 5:51 am 95. Tex Expatriate:

I don’t know what planet BC lives on, but it aint earth. Fox News is about the only genuine news organization left in the United States. You can’t call CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC genuine news organizations anymore, unless you’re deaf, dumb, and blind. Or live on another planet.

Oct 29, 2009 - 5:54 am 96. JP:

Winner! #29
CNN: We beat the Sham-Wow guy with the coveted 18-54 demo in the 3 am timeslot

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:11 am 97. oldguy:

Wait until Fox trades Shep Smith for Lou Dobbs.

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:16 am 98. Sebastian Shaw:

CNN: We Decide The News, You Eat It

CNN: Communist News Network

CNN: Wolf Blitzer, he’s no himbo

CNN: We Are On Our Knees Messiah Obama! Praise him, Lord Obama!

CNN: Victimage Are Us

CNN: Campbell Brown is Toast

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:22 am 99. StewartIII:

ChickaBOOMer — CNN: The Most Busted Name In News
http://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2009/10/cnn-most-busted-name-in-news.html

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:30 am 100. BC:

To Tex Expatriate: you seem to be confusing “Earth” with your playpen.

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:34 am 101. homero:

CNN …mmmm barack hussien obama mmmm

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:35 am 102. Fen:

CNN: We have “Hard News” reporters like Anderson Cooper who know exactly what “tea bagging” is.

CNN: “We filch Obama daily”

Good. Goose. Gander.

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:40 am 103. EdSki:

CNN: Hey, we’re not as bad as NPR, yet.

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:40 am 104. George S.:

CNN: More News Right After We Report on Acorn

lol

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:44 am 105. NutsnBolts:

CNN: The Voice of the Messiah!
CNN: Official Teabaggers to The One!

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:45 am 106. Samson:

CNN: Fox has Gleen Beck but Juane Williams Works For Us

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:45 am 107. George S.:

CNN : IF we were fair we wouldn’t be CNN

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:51 am 108. Now and Then:

CNN – Fair and Balanced

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:52 am 109. BrianH:

Ok. You have to imagine James Earl Jones saying these:

CNN: Teabaggery & Douchebaggery

Them: Megyn Kelly & Allyson Camerata Us: Christiane Amanpour & Candy Crowley. ‘Nuff said.

CNN: The #1 choice in news among unelected technocrats.

CNN: The cable equivalent of a boring, corrupt and failing print news industry.

Coming Jan. 1: FWNN: The Fart in the Wind News Network.

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:52 am 110. Paul Gross:

CNN; Our anchors are on Jeopardy.
FOX; Our anchors are too busy to be on Jeopardy.

CNN; Ready when OJ strikes again!

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:54 am 111. George S.:

CNN: criminal news network

CNN: Your Politically Correct Alter News Network.

CNN: Troll News Network

CNN: Where Trolls Get the Spin

CNN: We Fact Check If It Serves Us.

CNN: Liberal Lies for a Liberal Audience

CNN: We Don’t Let Truth Decide The News

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:58 am 112. David S:

CNN: Corporate News Nabobs

FOX: Fictional Observation eXchange

Peace.

DS

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:59 am 113. MattL:

CNN last in news, last on Jeopardy, isn’t that right Rev. Sharpton, ahh Rev. Sharpton isn’t that right? Oh I’m sorry you’re that other Black Rev. ahh Rev. Whatshisname….Jackson.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:11 am 114. Puck 30:

CNN: Crazy Guys yelling on street corners get bigger ratings then us.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:12 am 115. Nosingin:

CNN: the official voice of the USSA
CNN: Unicorns ARE real.
CNN: only we have the vision to understand our eh vision
CNN: Not required to make sense

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:12 am 116. steveg:

The only viewers CNN has left are the people to cheap to buy Dish or DirectTV expanded programming.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:12 am 117. D'oh!:

CNN: THE news leader for all 57 states.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:13 am 118. Nosingin:

CNN: Nedia USSA
CNN: Unicorns ARE real
CNN: only we have the vision to understand the vision
CNN: Conservative Narly Niggar-we can say that because we aren’t racist and y’all are.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:14 am 119. Now and Then:

FOX – For Old Xenophobes

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:15 am 120. Now and Then:

118. Nosingin:

“CNN: Conservative Narly Niggar”

Gee, how’d you think up THAT ONE? (And you wonder why conservatives have a reputation for being racist.)

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:18 am 121. Pablo:

CNN: We did teabagging before it was cool.

CNN: We report, the Whitehouse approves.

CNN: The Whitehouse approves, we report.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:18 am 122. uberVU - social comments:

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Oct 29, 2009 - 7:19 am 123. inspectorudy:

CNN= Credible, No No!

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:20 am 124. BC:

Or:
CNN – We’re lazy, but at least we don’t make up stuff intentionally.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:21 am 125. Nosingin:

CNN: we’d tell ya but we’d have to kill ya

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:22 am 126. Nosingin:

120 N & T

I didn’t think it up-I heard it on CNN

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:23 am 127. Curtis M:

BC:

“At least with Fox, you know you’re dealing with a fake new organization dispensing right wing jingoistic rubbish meant for entertainment and ratings and not journalism, but CNN and the other more supposedly responsible “mainstream” media look and feel more serious and journalistic……”

Well, I suppose that’s one point of view. Let’s try another, shall we?

With CNN, you know you’re dealing with a fake news organization dispensing left wing jingoistic rubbish meant for entertainment and ratings and not journalism, but FOX looks and feels more serious and journalistic.

OK – now we have two points of view. Now, how should we decide which is more valid? Hmmmmmm……well, according to the left wingers, this country is moving to the left and abandoning conservatism in droves, which logically, should result in more viewers for a network like CNN….yet for SOME REASON STRANGE REASON, FOX has ratings that are soaring while the other “news organizations” are tanking.

Why is that?

I guess there’s just a lot of dumb Americans out there in flyover country, right BC? I guess this is just further ‘evidence’ that the average American is too stupid for their own good and that we all really NEED the ’smart folks’ from the left to look out for us. I guess the average American is just a mouth-breathing knuckle-dragger who couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel (and is probably a fan of NASCAR too) and we all just really really really NEED a ‘News Organization’ like CNN to……what was it again? “….clarifying what’s fact and what’s malicious idiocy when dealing with things like global warming or the health care debate.”

When a ‘news organization’ only presents one side of debate, it isn’t a news organization – it’s a propaganda machine. Just because you may not LIKE the other side of a debate, doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be reported. And when the WH has a policy they wish to implement (any WH), it is the JOB of journalists to NOT simply parrot the talking points of that administration (whether it’s Republican OR Democrat) but to QUESTION IT.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:26 am 128. Now and Then:

123 Nose Injun . . . Sorry, too late. You’re busted.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:29 am 129. Marcia Manchester:

CNN: Why?

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:31 am 130. Gringo:

@ 119. Now and Then: FOX – For Old Xenophobes

¿De veras?

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:32 am 131. Now and Then:

125. Curtis M:

I think you should look at the ratings in the first week of November 2008. Fox reigned supreme . . . and impotent.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:34 am 132. cfbleachers:

From Baghdad Bob to the Democratic National Committee to White House staffers…once we’re told what to report….we report it!

Hey, we’ve never done anything either…where’s our Nobel Prize?

Glenn Beck, Greta…we know a good thing when we see it…go.

So, you all left us? Well, we believe absence makes the heart grow Fonda.

CNN? Not lately.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:36 am 133. Commonsensical:

CNN: If at first you don’t succeed…you can always work for us.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:37 am 134. Elkid:

CNN: Helping Europeans maintain their cognitive consistency about America.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:39 am 135. shiner:

CNN: Last place, and smug about it!
CNN: Fact checking comedy routines while ignoring our souces for 25 years now!
CNN: Were the channel between Food Network and Court TV.
CNN: No tingly legged liberals, no doomsday conservatives, just good ol’ fashioned media elitists
CNN: The Number One News Network on Channel 203
CNN: What do you expect? We were started by Ted Turner
CNN: The channel two down from the one you are watching…wait, go back….that’s it, yea, that’s it

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:40 am 136. Curtis M:

Now and Then:

“CNN – Fair and Balanced”

That WOULD be perfect…..I can’t imagine a better commercial for FOX than for CNN to run that tagline.

How about…

CNN – OH, LOOK! Shiny…….

CNN – We’ve got great graphics!

CNN – We report, you left.

CNN – Where the chickens came home to roost.

CNN – Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?

CNN – You will be assimilated……

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:44 am 137. Curtis M:

Now and Then:

“I think you should look at the ratings in the first week of November 2008. Fox reigned supreme . . . and impotent.”

Impotent? Well, if you world view tells you that the JOB of a news organization is to get someone elected (which, apparently, is what you believe) then I can see why you would say that.

Alternate theory – Obama appealed to both left wingers and ‘moderates’. He won. FOX appeals to both right wingers and…….moderates. They won.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:57 am 138. Hangtown Bob:

CNN: We HOPE our decline will CHANGE.

CNN: The only network where you can find LOU DOBBS (for now, anyway).

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:05 am 139. Now and Then:

135. Curtis M:
” Well, if you world view tells you that the JOB of a news organization is to get someone elected (which, apparently, is what you believe) then I can see why you would say that.”

It’s not what I believe. It’s what I see.

“When a ‘news organization’ only presents one side of debate, it isn’t a news organization – it’s a propaganda machine”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K2pLo8JV5Y

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:08 am 140. Now and Then:

The O’Reilly Factor – Just a million viewers short of Ugly Betty.

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:09 am 141. Kira Davis:

CNN – “Where journalism goes to die”

CNN – “Grooming future ‘Jeopardy’ contestants one dimwit at a time.

CNN – “When the facts just aren’t enough”

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:12 am 142. Tweets that mention Klavan On The Culture » New CNN Slogans Cheap -- Topsy.com:

[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Ruth Anne Adams, C20con and Generational Theft, Dean Logan. Dean Logan said: New CNN Slogans Cheap: http://bit.ly/ySyol via @addthis [...]

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:13 am 143. Stella:

CNN – We used to have Glenn Beck, now we have JOY BEHAR???

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:16 am 144. Kira Davis:

“CNN: We beat the Sham-Wow guy with the coveted 18-54 demo in the 3 am timeslot!” – Rick Zalon. My favorite one so far! LOL!

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:16 am 145. Merlin:

CNN: where ACORN is still just a nut.

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:16 am 146. JMH:

CNN: CNN, Not News

Our motto: we are to news what MTV is to music!

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:24 am 147. Michael:

CNN — Chicken Noodle News

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:28 am 148. Sean P:

“CNN: Because President Obama is just so f****ing awsome!”

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:29 am 149. John G.:

CNN: Where the news comes to die.

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:32 am 150. Ted:

CNN: Conscripted News Network
http://heyitsjustablogman.blogspot.com/2009/10/halloween-costume-winner.html

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:34 am 151. PM:

CNN: And now for something completely different…Barack Obama with a tape recorder up Barney Frank’s nose.

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:35 am 152. Ted:

Conscripted News Network
“Help we are being held hostage”

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:35 am 153. goy:

CNN: “The most disgusting name in news.”

CNN: “We sensationalize, you decide. No, wait…”

CNN: “We don’t lie – we’re just intimidated.”

Oct 29, 2009 - 8:47 am 154. Dave:

CNN: Completing what leftist “educators” started.
CNN: Making America weak and stupid one emo at a time.
CNN: Carville Nonsense Network
CNN: Because J school leftists know better than you.

Oct 29, 2009 - 9:07 am 155. Curtis M:

Now and Then:

“It’s not what I believe. It’s what I see.”

Perception. You see what you BELIEVE you see.

Obviously, you DON’T see that the other ‘news organizations’ basic function during the run-up to the election WAS to be the shill for the DNC – nope, nosiree bob, that’s not what they were doing at ALL, was it?

Perception is a bee-otch at times, ain’t she?

CNN – we’re last, so we try harder.

CNN – all the news that’s fit to ignore.

CNN – What, me worry?

CNN – Ratings? RATINGS? We don’t need no stinkin’ ratings….

CNN – We WOULD have come up with the whole ‘tingle up the leg thing’ except we’ve got no nuts…

CNN – This just in…IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT! Pretty graphics at 11….

Oct 29, 2009 - 9:13 am 156. Dave:

CNN: Context Not Needed
CNN: We hate Dick Cheney
CNN: Conservatives Not Noticed

I could do this all day…except I have a job…until the Dem clowns destroy my industry also.

Oct 29, 2009 - 9:17 am 157. Mike:

Completely unNecessary News – Elevating Irrelevance
CNN – We Hardly Make Stuff up Anymore
CNN – (que Alfred E Newman logo) – What, Us Worry?

Oct 29, 2009 - 9:18 am 158. Erik Larsen:

Chris in Toronto at 4:18 : Excellent – however I would suggest a modification to yours:

CNN – the most “trussed-up” name in news

sorta rhymes with trusted, suggests another *-up)

Cheers!

Oct 29, 2009 - 9:23 am 159. Steve DeMarcus:

CNN – Creating new from nothing!

or is it

CNN – Creating nothing from news!

Oct 29, 2009 - 9:35 am 160. karlito:

CNN – the least important name in news

Oct 29, 2009 - 9:42 am 161. driver:

CNN: We know Jesse Jackson isn’t Al Sharpton.

Oct 29, 2009 - 9:47 am 162. Butters Dad:

CNN-Better than a sharp stick in the eye. Yeah, like anyone would beliee that.

Oct 29, 2009 - 9:52 am 163. Butters Dad:

CNN-We jump the shark every hour, on the hour.

Oct 29, 2009 - 9:53 am 164. Ran / Si Vis Pacem:

“CNN – The Most Rusted Name In News!”

I’ve been calling it that for years – Liberals hear “most trusted”, but around our dinner table, the quiet snickers and groans go ’round.

Hey EdSki… Do you still have your IFR?

Oct 29, 2009 - 9:57 am 165. Bilgeman:

CNN: Venezuela’s #1 source for English-speaking propaganda.

CNN: We’re big in Nicaragua.

CNN: Catching up to Nickelodeon.

and my personal favorite:

CNN: Changing planes in Atlanta, huh?

Oct 29, 2009 - 9:58 am 166. cfbleachers:

CNN: Where all our news stories start with “Once upon a time”…

CNN: Where the trolls go to feed …

CNN: Old media in a nutshell…literally.

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:06 am 167. Butters Dad:

CNN-because critical thinking skills are highly overrated.

CNN-news for the the publically educated indoctrinated.

CNN-because SOMEBODY needs to give John Murtha a break.

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:06 am 168. Bilgeman:

A few more…

CNN: Cable’s answer to the New York Times.

CNN: Beats watching another infomercial.

CNN: We REALLY miss George W. Bush!

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:06 am 169. Butters Dad:

CNN-who you gonna believe? Us or Dan Rather?

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:18 am 170. Butters Dad:

CNN-why bore you with facts when we can dazzle you with bullshit.

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:20 am 171. Lolita Segura:

We need to support Lou Dobbs at CNN. That is the only good thing they have. Some wierd Liberals, illegal alien lovers, just went and shoot his home, almost shooting at his wife in the driveway. Way to go Liberals….they run out of arguments ’cause they are so stupit and then they shoot you…Loosers..

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:21 am 172. Butters Dad:

CNN-purportedly smarter than a fifth grader, but not likely.

CNN-yes, we can make this shit up!

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:24 am 173. Matt:

CNN: We Report; You Laugh

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:26 am 174. Butters Dad:

CNN-spoon feeding crap to idiots 24/7.

Dave: I agree. I haven’t had this much fun since Joe Biden told the guy in the wheelchair to stand p and take a bow.

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:30 am 175. Rod:

CNN: I hope you like crap!

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:30 am 176. DVG:

CNN-The Chinese News Network
Because we’re ahead of the curve

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:31 am 177. Butters Dad:

CNN-News for the incurably stupid.

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:34 am 178. Poor Citizen:

When your the biggest gorilla in the jungle, then you just might get hit by the most coconuts. Do I detect a bit of Jealousy?

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:37 am 179. Butters Dad:

CNN-at least “Now and Then” watches us.

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:38 am 180. Butters Dad:

CNN-so does “Poor Citizen”.

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:43 am 181. Delia:

ZNN – Zombie News Network, “The only reason we’re still here is because the government is propping us up too.”

CNN – Crisis News Network (next up, an interview with Chicken Little and Porky the H1N1 swine).

GNN – Gay News Network, “You’re here and we’re queer.”-Anderson Cooper, expert teabagger.

TPN – Teleprompter Pantywaste Network, “We read it, we weep.”

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:45 am 182. Butters Dad:

CNN-because schleps dig us!

Okay, lunch is over. Gotta go back to work.

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:46 am 183. Gaffe Prices:

CNN: if we need to ask someone about it, we’ll go to David Gergen

CNN: we go now to our special undercover troll, now and then
now and then, what do you think about___?

And does this help you obfuscate or change the subject any better?

Where are you going for your next undercover assignment?

Thanks now and then,
now and then ladies and gentlemen!

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:53 am 184. Merlin:

CNN- Where Anita gets her tingle.

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:06 am 185. Gaffe Prices:

Kanye West: “CNN…does not care…about….black PEOPLE!!”

oooooh! that’s gotta hurt! Gonna leave a mark…

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:06 am 186. Now and Then:

181 gaffe prices

You’re just jealous because I came up with the best answer in this thread:

FOX – For Old Xenophobes

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:08 am 187. Gaffe Prices:

CNN: we’ve got the best fortune tellers in the business

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:08 am 188. Now and Then:

179. Delia:

Really? That’s it? I’m disappointed. Go borrow an Atavan from Rachel Peepers and try again.

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:13 am 189. Gaffe Prices:

CNN: our new fan club membership package also includes a box of officially logo-ed CNN Depends™, and some barf bags.
With CNN on them

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:13 am 190. Gaffe Prices:

CNN: There were fewer trees harmed in the making of this broadcast then there are at The New York Times™

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:15 am 191. Reasoner:

CNN: We suck less than MSNBC!

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:16 am 192. The_Beloved_Deb:

MUSIC UP

VOICEOVER:

JAMES EARL JONES
This…is CNN. Sorry.

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:25 am 193. Hal:

CNN: Why settle for 2nd best? We are ahead of no one!

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:27 am 194. Gaffe Prices:

CNN: We’re fair and balanced.

(Oh well, just thought I’d give it a shot.)

CNN: Isn’t that Gibbs guy something?

CNN: the April Fools Network- all year round, 24/7

CNN: go ahead, lie to me Gibbs! I love it when you lie to me!

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:29 am 195. Gaffe Prices:

CNN: oh really? PRAVDA has more credibility than we do?
that’s rich, coming from you, you bunch of freaking Xenophobes!

CNN: I’m not gonna put my $5000 sneakers at risk to track down that story. And where’s my limo, I’ve got a sit down with Herr Gibbs at 7:30

7:30 am?! Did you say AM!!??

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:37 am 196. Sebastian Shaw:

CNN: Crooked & Broken (a mirror to Fox News Fair & Balanced)
CNN: By Hook or By Crook

CNN: Anderson Cooper’s 360 tea bagging expose with free umbrellas

CNN: Old & Cranky

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:38 am 197. Hyphenated American:

CNN – We are the news network everyone watches… when there is a commercial break on Fox…

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:41 am 198. Bilgeman:

Y’all can stop now, we have a winner!

CNN: “We Report, You Ignore”

(I’d like to thank the Academy…)

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:45 am 199. logdon:

CNN. CNNed by it’s viewers.

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:48 am 200. frankenstene:

CNN Shoot, outfoxxed again.
CNN I never had sex with that lady, Monica…

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:48 am 201. Gaffe Prices:

CNN: Our best writers are doing yeoman’s work. Doing double duty, working overtime over at Letterman.

CNN: because we really, just really really don’t like Sarah Palin, and we know you do too.

…and we know you?.. that you…don’t?… either? …neither?-

Copyeditor?

CNN: Our schtick doesn’t stink!

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:49 am 202. Eowyn:

171. Matt gets my vote — “CNN: We Report; You Laugh”

ROFL!

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:52 am 203. EnemyoftheState:

CNN: A Case Study.

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:52 am 204. Henry:

We’re dunking our teabags, so you don’t have to…

Oct 29, 2009 - 12:07 pm 205. Gaffe Prices:

CNN: because democrats are suckers

And there’s a lot of them out there

Hello? (echo- echo- echo-

(my favorite) *crickets* *crickets*

*crickets*

Oct 29, 2009 - 12:10 pm 206. Gaffe Prices:

CNN: because there’s a bi-polar audience out there; just waitin’ to be messed with.

Oct 29, 2009 - 12:14 pm 207. Hyphenated American:

CNN: We can’t you force you to watch us, yet…

CNN: If you watch us, you know why we need the government bailout.

CNN: Following the path of American car industry.

Oct 29, 2009 - 12:19 pm 208. Banned by Huffpo:

CNN: We have no viewers, but we’re next on the bailout list!

Oct 29, 2009 - 12:25 pm 209. cfbleachers:

CNN: News Hounds, we spend a lifetime chasing Fox.

CNN: All the news that’s print to fit…

CNN: Prefab news, customized facts.

CNN: E-Harmony for the brain dead

Oct 29, 2009 - 1:01 pm 210. Class Clown:

The Troll Patrol is out. Just for the record, some of us don’t watch FOX either. I’ve literally never once watched Glenn Beck, and I don’t plan on starting now. (I also haven’t ever watched Limbaugh, but let’s stick to FOX here).

However, the only thing I’ve learned in the past few years of watching CNN is what “tea-bagging” is. Until Anderson Cooper, I had been blissfully unaware on that little nugget of information.

Oct 29, 2009 - 1:36 pm 211. Delia:

CNN: Same batty time, same batty channel.

CNN: For people who need coddling and a nice bedtime story.

CNN: We meet each challenge by filling the empty space between your ears.

CNN: FEAR US

Oct 29, 2009 - 1:53 pm 212. Delia:

CNN: We’re not “News-News”

Oct 29, 2009 - 1:54 pm 213. LeighB:

CNN: Criticize the oNe? Never!
CNN: Cranky, Nasty, and Neutered
CNN: Celebrated? Not Now

Oct 29, 2009 - 2:00 pm 214. Now and Then:

209/210 Delia . . .
Almost there. One more pill oughta do it.

Oct 29, 2009 - 2:30 pm 215. Sebastian Shaw:

CNN: Where Jeopardy losers are paid the big bucks…

Oct 29, 2009 - 2:56 pm 216. ConservativeWanderer:

CNN: Soon To Be Known As Minitrue.

Oct 29, 2009 - 3:02 pm 217. Chris Bolts Sr.:

CNN: Where we forgot what “CNN” means, but can tell you what Barack Obama had for supper when he was first inaugurated.

CNN: If you’re conservative, we’ll give you a token. Really.

CNN: We have no idea on how to report the news, but if you send us a Tweet, we’ll make sure to read it on air.

CNN: Where we have Jane Velez-Mitchell getting pizzowned by Rick Sanchez.

CNN: If you’re watching us there must be something wrong with you.

Oct 29, 2009 - 3:59 pm 218. Allende:

CNN: Yesterday’s News Tomorrow!

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:45 pm 219. marmo:

CNN: We create the truth you need to believe in!

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:46 pm 220. Barefoot Doctor:

CNN: Where MSNBC is Headed!

Oct 29, 2009 - 4:46 pm 221. jonrgrover:

CNN: We report on hurricanes, earthquakes and celebrities

Oct 29, 2009 - 5:05 pm 222. Gozer the Carpathian:

CNN: The reason to upgrade your Television subscription.

I still can’t believe Fox isn’t on basic television packages. That’s how bad CNN has it! It’s on every basic cable and dish package and people still PAY MORE to wach Fox.

Oct 29, 2009 - 5:39 pm 223. Donna V.:

CNN: All the news that’s fit to tint.

CNN Special Report: Larry King shares his fond personal memories of the Russian Revolution; says Lenin’s wife was “a real hottie.” Followed by the Gibbs Comedy Hour.

CNN: We were, like, really rad back in 1990.

CNN shares it’s special inside perspective on the WH! The view from under the President’s left butt cheek!

CNN Halloween Special: One full hour of James Carville! He’s scarier than Freddy Kruger, kids!

Oct 29, 2009 - 5:55 pm 224. Delia:

CNN: When ineffectualness is an effortless triumph of blather over mind.

CNN: Where it’s lonely being a bottom.

CNN: Puppet shows R us.

CNN: The Network with a tip jar.

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:16 pm 225. rbell:

CNN: Chronically No News
CNN: Lou Dobbs is holding us back
CNN: Never met a lib we did not fondle
CNN: Where Larry King interviews himself – nightly
CNN: Glenn Beck is never going to make it – we hope
CNN: No talent here
CNN: Running America down is the key to our success
CNN: Where can we get a guy like Glenn Beck?
CNN: Somebody had to give Wolf Blister a job

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:23 pm 226. Donna V.:

CNN: Because there are things you really don’t need to know.

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:28 pm 227. Donna V.:

Great job, folks! Many laffs, but I have to give the prize for best unintentional humor to “Poor Citizen.” Poor Citizen said we are all jealous of CNN’s success.

Yeah, man,CNN’s present ratings sure do fill us with envy. That’s the whole point of this thread – the fabulous success of CNN.

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:42 pm 228. ConservativeWanderer:

Donna…

Why do you think Poor Citizen is poor? He thinks a 4th place finish out of 4 is “success.”

Oct 29, 2009 - 6:50 pm 229. Donna V.:

CNN: We were founded by the “Mouth of the South.” Now we’re a Tool for the Fool.

New CNN theme song: “The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia”

Conservative Wanderer: Yeah, we know where he’s coming from now ,…,

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:06 pm 230. deet13:

CNN: Because we’ll give you more DNC approved tingles up your leg than either MSNBC or ABC will.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:33 pm 231. gordo:

CNN “We Cure Insomina”
CNN “Because Too Much News Is Bad For You”
CNN “Mixed and Mastered”
CNN “Because News Is Better Red Than Read”

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:36 pm 232. Big Red:

CNN – When all that Demerol just isn’t enough.
CNN – Watch us talk without taking our lips off Bama’s ass.
CNN – Ir you believe Star Trek is real, check us out.
CNN – P.T. Barnum was right, all they all work here.

Oct 29, 2009 - 7:54 pm 233. Now and Then:

Jon Stewart can clear this up for y’all:

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200910290044

Really, how does it feel to support (ie be duped by) such an enterprise?

Oct 29, 2009 - 9:06 pm 234. Delia:

CNN: You poop, we scoop.

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:39 pm 235. Pat:

Clueless
Nattering
Nabobs

Oct 29, 2009 - 10:50 pm 236. westerncanadian:

CNN: Clearly No News
CNN: Content Not News

Oct 29, 2009 - 11:10 pm 237. Gaffe Prices:

#234, Hi! I’m Anderson Pooper, and we’re fair and balanced, oh hell, just thought I’d try again. (*Ahem*)

“This is C-N-N”. “And the tingle is gone, so don’t be surprised if we try to hump your leg”.

“This C-N-N: 0bama teabags the Saudi slaver of his reputed east African ancestors, and we teabag him. It’s a great system, like witches and smokes.

“This is C-N-N, and- we like fired Peter Arnett ok? remember that?

Oct 30, 2009 - 12:20 am 238. Class Clown:

“CNN: It’s news to us”

Oct 30, 2009 - 2:13 am 239. Shakespeare:

CNN: We report, we decide.

Oct 30, 2009 - 2:17 am 240. Gaffe Prices:

This is C-N-N With us today is the reverend al Sharton-oops! I’m sorry, the revur-end Posse Jackson- oops! Sorry again, the demagogue, uh reved jeremiah wright-

rev jerry curl Wright, Is there anyone or anything else you would like to GD today?

Oct 30, 2009 - 5:08 am 241. iamsaved:

Conservative
Network
Not

Oct 30, 2009 - 5:16 am 242. Comedy:

CNN: We Report, We Conclude it’s Bush’s fault.

Oct 30, 2009 - 9:35 am 243. Chromium:

CNN: We were the one, when there was only one.

Oct 30, 2009 - 9:51 am 244. Chuck from Tacoma:

CNN: Everybody needs something to help them sleep.

Oct 30, 2009 - 11:56 am 245. rbell:

233: Now and Whenever: Really lame pal. But to clowns like you Jon Stewart is a reliable news source. No wonder CNN is your other source for news. Need help tying your shoe laces?

Oct 30, 2009 - 12:11 pm 246. T Taylor:

CNN: The Most Busted Name in News

Oct 30, 2009 - 2:37 pm 247. Now and Then:

Lou, Lou, Lou . . .

When asked to comment (on the shooting), Dobbs disputed the New Jersey State Police’s account, saying in an email that “there was no hunting season underway three weeks ago.” However, an official at the NJ Division of Fish and Wildlife Bureau of Law Enforcement confirmed in a phone interview that state hunting seasons were underway at the time of the gunfire incident three weeks ago.

What is with this pathological compulsion to lie among conservatives?

Oct 30, 2009 - 2:41 pm 248. History Geek:

CNN: Yes, we’re sill here.

Oct 30, 2009 - 4:15 pm 249. History Geek:

A slight tweak of Delia’s
“CNN: Same batty time, same batty channel.”

CNN: Same moon-bat time, same moon-bat channel.

Oct 30, 2009 - 5:06 pm 250. Cybergeezer:

CNN: Continuous “Now and Then” Network.
CNN: Constant Nutroots News.
CNN: Craptastic Newsworthy Nothing.
CNN: Certified Naiveté Network.
Happy Halloween!!!

Oct 31, 2009 - 6:49 am 251. mg24:

CNN: If we report the news, but no one is there to hear it, did we really report it?

Oct 31, 2009 - 8:58 am 252. heavydrop:

CNN – ignorance is bliss… have a nice day.

Nov 1, 2009 - 7:51 am 253. heavydrop:

They should have signed Opera Man (Adam Sandler SNL character) to a fat contract. At least the show would be entertaining.

Nov 1, 2009 - 7:55 am 254. StealthG6:

CNN: MSNBC is still more liberal than us?

Nov 2, 2009 - 12:24 pm

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