With all our technology, we've lost touch with what is truly important: killing and eating things.
Maybe the birth certificate controversy should be over whether or not Obama is a little girl. Because he's acting like one.
Don't these conservative Christians realize that Roman Polanski made just one little mistake? Haven't they seen Chinatown?
The big problem in America today is all these people who won't let the government do everything.
Twenty-eight years following Jimmy's reign of terror, did we let our guard down?
Perhaps they should just rename the Peace Prize the "Down with America" prize.
Chicagoans feel Obama owes them big. It's payback time in Copenhagen. (Update: A Slap in the Face.)
Advice to liberals about how to calm down those dangerous, racist, angry, fire-breathing right-wingers.
Would ACORN help Darth Vader track down and kill a Jedi? Only if the evil Galactic Empire offered free health care. (Also read Ed Driscoll: ACORN files lawsuit against filmmakers.)