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Could Obama Be Just Too Awesome?

While the president's brilliant radiance may fill us with boundless ecstasy, it could actually hurt the eyes of those unused to such light.

March 13, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

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It’s unfashionable right now to worry about things. The dark ages of being ruled by a thuggish tyrant are now behind America. By electing Barack Obama (the pinnacle of perfect manhood) our leader, we have entered a new era of enlightenment and declared to the universe that we are no longer feuding beasts. Soon Obama’s extremely targeted and precise stimulus plan will have us overflowing with riches, and his wisdom in all things will bring peace to this world. Then all the troubles we now have will be but fables to scare children with.

Despite all this, though, I still worry. Could Obama have a flaw? Could he be, in fact, too awesome?

Before you grab the pitchforks and label me an apostate, hear me out. Now I am an enlightened individual who fully understands and appreciates President Obama (pbuh), but can we expect the same from other countries with non-Obama leaders? Those people have never produced a person like Obama, not to mention elected him, so it is natural for them to be scared and intimidated by someone so beyond their understanding. To them, meeting Obama must be like encountering Jesus riding a dinosaur — both reassuring and intimidating at the same time. It’s natural they’ll be confused.

Just look at the British reaction to Obama’s meeting with Gordon Brown. They seem to think their prime minister was snubbed by not getting the special reception they had become accustomed to when the troglodyte Bush was dictator. Many British reporters were also angry how Obama seemed hesitant to answer many questions. Such nonsense shows that the British are still stuck in pre-Obama thinking. Of course the unrefined Bush would make a big deal of meeting foreign leaders; to that simpleton, it must have been like being visited by advanced aliens. It would be silly for Obama, though, to act like it is an honor to meet with other countries’ non-Obama leaders, or for him to hold the pretense that speaking with them would give him knowledge he did not already possess. He is Obama; the British should not worry if Obama is listening, because he already understands their needs better than they do. As for the British press, they must learn to be more like the American press, which already knows there is no reason to question Obama. Obama is aware of what we need to know and when we need to know it, so there is no reason for the formality of questions. We simply must sit and wait for his wisdom, but the British have yet to come to that understanding. Also, it wouldn’t hurt if in the future they brought offerings of gold and silver.

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237 Comments

1. Nick G.:

Haha, this is great satire. Loved it.

Mar 13, 2009 - 1:29 am 2. Marc Malone:

Humorous. You could have used a line as to why he gave Brown that DVD set. Brown has poor sight. Maybe it was an offer to heal him.

Mar 13, 2009 - 1:35 am 3. Blinded by Radiance:

“We must remember that while Obama’s brilliant radiance may fill us with awe, it could actually hurt the eyes of those unused to such light.”

I wear my sunglasses at night … have been doing so for a while now. It was blinding during the campaign and continues to hurt my eyes till now.

Mar 13, 2009 - 1:51 am 4. David:

I thought I was the only one who felt that way !
/sarc

Mar 13, 2009 - 1:58 am 5. JFM:

Also, it wouldn’t hurt if in the future they brought offerings of gold and silver.

Gold and silver? Heretic! Atone immediately or you will be burned at the stake and your lineage will be for ever cursed! It is gold, incense and myrrah for Obama.

Mar 13, 2009 - 2:32 am 6. GDT:

This was hysterical – even if it did make me vaguely ill.

GDT

Mar 13, 2009 - 2:38 am 7. LeighB:

“…but can we expect the same from other countries with non-Obama leaders? Those people have never produced a person like Obama…”

Perhaps this is the “proof” the Birthers have been waiting for. Obama is so awesome, too awesome to really be one of us.

Mar 13, 2009 - 3:16 am 8. JD:

He certainly does have an awesome opinion of himself.

Remember him saying, “People think I’m cool” and “I think I’m a pretty cool dad”?

Who says that about themselves?!

http://trackacrat.com/category/barack-obama/

Mar 13, 2009 - 3:51 am 9. Wtf:

There can only be one magnificence at any one time, and even the sun will be dimmed in competition.

Perhaps we should, in honor of this great time, rename the earth ‘Obama’ so any aliens may, on arriving, be aware that they have entered a glorious realm. But at least the aliens will not now have to make that ridiculous demand for the earthlings (sorry, Obamalings) to “take me to you leader”

They will instead beg any Obamalings they encounter to be allowed themselves to worship at the alter of the dazzling one, so they may in turn carry his infinite wisdom to all corners of our galaxy.

The Milky Way? Sorry, I meant the Obama Way.

Mar 13, 2009 - 4:05 am 10. Meredyth:

Frank, you’re a little off on the gift issue — frankincense and myrrh, in addition to gold, are clearly the only Obama-worthy offerings

Mar 13, 2009 - 4:18 am 11. Meredyth:

hmmm JFM beat me to the punch on that one…

Mar 13, 2009 - 4:20 am 12. Finrod:

Fool! You speak heresy. He was not born! Such a being of enlightenment cannot be simply born like a common animal. He is the universe manifest. We cannot hope to comprehend him, to even attempt it is to flirt with destruction.

/sarc off

Nice piece, a good Friday laugh.

Mar 13, 2009 - 4:45 am 13. vivo:

A sense of humor from a conservative?

Now that’s a switch!

You could bring down the humorless Limbo, insHannity and Oh, Really! in one fell swoop!

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:07 am 14. Chuck Pelto:

TO: All
RE: I Liked….

….the comment up on Instapundit yesterday….

Obama is NOT Jesus. Jesus knew how to put a cabinet together.

Regards,

Chuck(le)

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:28 am 15. Tom:

The people of the world need not worry about missle attacks for He will catch the missles in his delicate, yet manly, hands. He will then dismantle them and recycle their steel shells into playground equipment for all the children of the world.

It is written. So let it be done.

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:37 am 16. Chuck Pelto:

TO: All
RE: Rick Moran

They seem to think their prime minister was snubbed by not getting the special reception they had become accustomed to when the troglodyte Bush was dictator. — Rick Moran

And all this time we were supposed to believe that Moran was a ‘centerist’.

Now the cloak of darkness comes off and he’s just another insane ‘jackass’ who worships the One.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[The Truth will out....]

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:41 am 17. Chuck Pelto:

P.S. I guess all that garbage he was spewing in the run-up to the election about how he’d ’speak truth to power’ if Obama fouled up was just so much refuse to be thrown out after the election was over.

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:41 am 18. JOHN RADER:

AWSOME… TALK ABOUT LOL…

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:49 am 19. mk:

Chuck,
I liked a line I heard on RedEye.

“I guess that’s the difference between the two Messiahs. Obama spends and Jesus saves.”

That comment on Instapundit is pretty darn funny too.

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:05 am 20. jvon:

Frank I was worried that you’d run out of material when Bush was gone … clearly I was mistaken.

Well done.

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:08 am 21. Bilgeman:

Mr. Fleming:
“Just look at the British reaction to Obama’s meeting with Gordon Brown. They seem to think their prime minister was snubbed by not getting the special reception they had become accustomed to when the troglodyte Bush was dictator.”

I’m sure when Obama walks across the Atlantic Ocean to visit our peculiar cousins, all things will be made right.

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:13 am 22. Lisa E:

Too funny.

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:19 am 23. LynnS:

Mommie he said come to the light!

Don’t go to the light Carol Anne!
Stay away from the light Carol Anne!

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:39 am 24. "Fred Hayek":

Good satire. Sounds a lot like the spew from Air America.

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:46 am 25. Cybergeezer:

9. Wtf:
“Obamalings”; Excellent! (cuddly little devils, aren’t they?)

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:55 am 26. scared:

Oh, there are those that understand him…

Odinga
Wright
Rezko
Ayers
Pflaeger
Farrakhan
Chavez
…

It’s not so much the light, but the darkness.

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:55 am 27. Greg:

Silly me, I thought our President was just the most incompetent president in history.

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:59 am 28. maurice:

So it is becoming painfully apparent: America thought it voted for and hired an actor in Reagan. What it got was a politician.

With BHO it thought it hired a politician…

Mar 13, 2009 - 7:04 am 29. jul:

“After eight years of the caveman Bush screaming gibberish at Iran and shaking a rock at them threateningly, it is natural that Iran is still quite easily startled.”

A set of 25 DVD’s for funniest Frank Friday.

Mar 13, 2009 - 7:05 am 30. Joe K:

This is the problem with this country,idiots like Frank Fleming comparing BHO to Jesus. How disgusting!
You clearly are a weak, simple minded goof to worship BHO as a god and savior like you do. You are posion!

Mar 13, 2009 - 7:06 am 31. Tom:

“In the name of (making the sign of the cross) Global Warming, Abortion and Gun Contol. Amen”

Hopeth. Changeth.

Mar 13, 2009 - 7:11 am 32. Meryl:

21.JoeK Are you kidding?

I myself was choking a bit(at first) on this incredibly well done satire. There has been precious little that has actually been funny the last 2 months.

Mar 13, 2009 - 7:12 am 33. T:

I hope you understand that Obama is nothing like Jesus. No man should ever be compared to Christ. He gave his life for our sins and rose again so that we may have eternal life in heaven. Obama may be a good leader for our country but he should NOT be compared to Christ. I hope everyone remembers this.

Mar 13, 2009 - 7:21 am 34. Terry Sater:

Unfortunately, this isn’t too far off for many people. There are way too many people who would sincerely believe every word.

Mar 13, 2009 - 7:23 am 35. Gary Ogletree:

Thank you, Frank. I was starting to have doubts about the Adorable One. This frees me to sell my gold and silver and jump into the market. Wow, those bank stock are real bargains. Lemme at ‘em. I also beginning to regain my faith in Alfred E. Newman. He’s so cute.

Mar 13, 2009 - 7:27 am 36. Noah Vaile:

Satire? Wouldn’t that suggest disrespect for our glorious leader?

Mar 13, 2009 - 7:29 am 37. Marie Claude:

is “O” a biblical magi, then which one can he characterise : Caspar, Melchior or Balthasar ?

and which attribute would be appropriate : gold, frankincense or myrrh

I guess Gold would be his choice, though in the legend the african magi was Balthasar, and myrrh was his attribute

Mar 13, 2009 - 7:51 am 38. Chuck Pelto:

TO: Rick Moran, et al.
RE: Apologies

I misattributed that comment about Bush being a trog to you instead of to this Fleming character.

Not enough coffee at the point of the day.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[There's too much blood in my caffeine system.]

Mar 13, 2009 - 7:53 am 39. Ariahnnna Huffing:

Lovely article.
Wait.
That was satire???

Mar 13, 2009 - 7:56 am 40. Bob:

What if Obama were one of us?

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:02 am 41. Chuck Pelto:

TO: All
RE: [OT] I Have to Wonder….

….if the Secret Service is tracking on all of this ’satire’.

After all, despite the calls of ‘paranoia’ after OKC when someone suggested that certain organizations were tracking what was said ‘here’ and ‘there’, it finally came out that the government DID have the tech to do that.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[If you're not paranoid, it's because you're not paying attention.]

P.S. I’m not ‘paranoid’. I’m daring them…..

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:07 am 42. wayne:

It absolutely astounds me that ANYONE would claim that Conservatives don’t have a sense of humor.

Half the stuff ON Rush Limbaugh’s show is satire and sarcasm.

Hey Libs, that humor is what keeps you around.

If we truly were filled with as much daily, insane, ignorant rage as you idiots are and given that we got most of the guns and most both active duty and ex-military are Conservatives, well … I’m sure the possibilities are obvious to even your limited imaginations.

Instead, we for the most part just laugh off your stupidity, change the channel and try to get on with our lives.

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:10 am 43. Ralph:

Frank’s article on The O One is right on the money. We Americans are now enjoying the blessings of Obama, even though we don’t deserve his light after electing the evil Darth Dubya TWICE to the Presidency. But most foreigners probably don’t realize how Obama has cured America from it’s evil past of “being prosperous” or GASP!, “standing up for our interests and the cause of freedom.” I say we have American embassies around the world distribute more DVDs on how great Obama is, and how they too can enjoy the blessings of Obama if they just open their hearts and minds to The O One. Maybe send a bust of Obama’s teleprompter they can set on top of their TV as they bathe in Obama’s light eminating from the DVD!

May the Peace and Enlightenment of Obama be with all of you. Amen.

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:19 am 44. Chuck Pelto:

TO: wayne
RE: Oh! Humor! Arh! Arh! — Mork

“Hey Libs, that humor is what keeps you around.” — wayne

What was it that someone said? Oh. Yeah. Here it is….

Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[If you can't laugh at yourself, you're taking yourself entirely too seriously.]

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:19 am 45. John from Chicago:

Mr. Fleming, once I realized the disturbing insincerity beneath your otherwise correct words, I must say that I do not care for your tone. My leg actually stopped tingling for a moment. In these troubled times, we need to cling to our faith in The One. Skeptics like you are dangerous in that you might actually sway those of week mind. This is exactly why we need the Fairness Doctrine, to ban insidious dissent such as yours. So DIE ATHEIST SCUM!

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:24 am 46. sherlock:

All of the Obumbling has been carefully hidden by the MSM, with only the most obvious resignations, etc. being covered, and even then just (for once) straight reportage – no “extra layers of nuanced context” such as would have been added to the news if they had been Bush appointments. Nuanced context such as “Bush is stupid”, for example.

And as the Seattle P-I slips beneath the waves there is not a peep of any of this (faithful to the end!) and on the poop deck the band is still bravely thumping out “Nearer My One to Thee”.

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:29 am 47. Chuck Pelto:

TO: John from Chicago
RE: Patience, Compadre….Patience

“DIE ATHEIST SCUM!” — John from Chicago

He can deal with Fleming, Moran, Carville, Coultier, me, you and everyone else, appropriately, in His good time.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Do what is right and 'fear not'.]

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:29 am 48. David S:

Frank,

Quite the entertaining piece. One of the better PJM blogs I have seen.

The dark ages of being ruled by a thuggish tyrant are now behind America.

So true!

To them, meeting Obama must be like encountering Jesus riding a dinosaur — both reassuring and intimidating at the same time.

That’s just a great image.

Of course the unrefined Bush would make a big deal of meeting foreign leaders; to that simpleton, it must have been like being visited by advanced aliens.

Sounds about right.

After eight years of the caveman Bush screaming gibberish at Iran and shaking a rock at them threateningly, it is natural that Iran is still quite easily startled.

Indeed. Glad to be done with that.

They need to know that if Obama’s actions seem stupid or insulting to them, it’s only because they are not yet able to understand his splendor.

You tell ‘em Frank. You might even get through to some folks on PJM if you keep it up…

Peace.

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:34 am 49. Teleprompter Messiah:

I don’t recall any reference to teleprompters at the Sermon on the Mount. Must be one of those things cut out of the New Testament by the Merovingians while also trying to hide the pregnant Mary Magdalen from history and exposed in the truthtelling “novel” The DaVinci Code. Are we sure Lightworker doesn’t have Merovingian bloodlines? It would explain his transcendent awesomeness.

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:40 am 50. Portia:

Paranoia? The Justice Department has launched an investigation of Sheriff Joe in Arizona for abusing the civil rights of illegal aliens. Chicago is fingerprinting anyone who tries to sell his home. We have a tax cheat collecting our taxes and a President who directs the full power of his office against a private citizen whose job is a radio show. Oh, yes. And Google is busy collecting and keeping all information about you if you use their search engine. I’m not surprised except that I really didn’t expect our country to go down quite so quickly. Does anyone think that maybe there’s a chance that the ignorant sheep who didn’t pay attention to anything but slogans and lies during the election might wake up before the Obama public works seal is placed on the first concentration camp?

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:41 am 51. KB:

Soon The Obama will begin all sentences with “Verily, I say to thee…”

Oh, such wonderful times.

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:42 am 52. Ralph:

“I guess that’s the difference between the two Messiahs. Obama spends and Jesus saves.”

LMAO! Brilliant, I wish I had thought of it!

Oh, sorry, that’s my former “evil coservative from my unenlightened pre-Obama self from the dark times of the Darth Dubya days” flash back. I will now recite some Obama chants to soothe my mind back into it’s proper vacant state of appreciation of all things Obama.

There, I’m Ok now. Isn’t Michelle Obama a wonderful role model and fashion diva? When do we get to see a picture of the Obama’s new dog?

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:47 am 53. Poncho:

THIS IS THE BEST WRITING I HAVE SEEN.. well all week at least.

FANTASTIC!!!!!!

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:52 am 54. andre:

I hope you do not have the audacity of making fun of the Great One, do you? Well, DO YOU?

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:52 am 55. The Blogshevik:

Brilliant…

[The next spontaneous Obama rally will begin at 3:00pm ET, Freedom Plaza.]

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:54 am 56. Rob De Witt:

“When do we get to see a picture of the Obama’s new dog?”

Memo from the O kids:

“Our new dog is gonna be a boy dog. Mama says the position of First Bitch is already taken.”

Mar 13, 2009 - 9:03 am 57. Chuck Pelto:

TO: The Blogshevik, et al.
RE: ADDENDUM

“The next spontaneous Obama rally will begin at 3:00pm ET, Freedom Plaza.
Mar 13, 2009 – 8:54 am — The Blogshevik

All True Believers are REQUIRED to attend.

Card Check WILL be enforced.

Regards,

The One
P.S. All are required to ‘have fun’. That is an ‘order’.

Mar 13, 2009 - 9:06 am 58. Chuck Pelto:

TO: Rob De Witt
RE: Uuuuuhhhh…

…do I ‘know’ you? As a fellow infantry company commander? Under one each E.P. Smith?

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[It's a smaaaaaall world, aaaaafter aaaaall.....]

Mar 13, 2009 - 9:09 am 59. Suze:

“…meeting Obama must be like encountering Jesus riding a dinosaur…”

omg I’m rollin…best laugh I’ve had in a long time!

Mar 13, 2009 - 9:21 am 60. Atomic Lib Smasher:

Glad to see ya on PJ media, Frank. Great satire, but I think that most people fell for the “coolness” of NoBama, without knowing fully what they were voting for. Of course us “dorks” knew what was going to happen, but now we see Obama as an Urkel running the White House and when the dirty bombs go off, he’ll be running around going “Did I do that??”

Mar 13, 2009 - 9:26 am 61. Marie Claude:

Teleprompter, nah, not from the Merovingians’, but from the Plantagenet’s, uh, an anglo-saxon branch of Americans dream too

Mar 13, 2009 - 9:38 am 62. Vermont Neighbor:

Brilliant.. great satire. An instant classic for the Obama Drive-By Museum of Total Incompetence.
Thank you for perfectly skewing this fool’s self-importance.

Mar 13, 2009 - 9:46 am 63. Sapwolf:

What’s sad is that I know a few people that would read this and believe it.

I’m always truly amazed at the juvenile minds of the modern Dem. Truly incredible.

Makes me want to sell the same bridge to 10 of them.

Mar 13, 2009 - 9:53 am 64. Meryl:

In my pre-caffeine haze earlier, I identified item 21 instead of item 30 as the one I was responding to.

I note some posters who are offended that “Obama is being compared to Jesus”. Folks, I will grant you that the method is a little edgy and some Christians may not like it. HOWEVER…..the point (since apparently some are skipping over it) is that he is BEING TREATED by the MSM and others AS THOUGH he is like Jesus. THAT is what should offend you!

I take it that the writer(s) is not impugning the identity or character of Christ at all. The writer is saying, “For crying out loud–you have got to be kidding, all of you obamians who keep on genuflecting in front of this fraud.”

This is one of those times where it’s easy to get too analytical and miss the whole point.

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:00 am 65. Alec:

Wait a minute. Doesn’t Frank know that there is nothing funny to say about Obama, that he is too straightforward and honest and reasonable, without even a quirk or foible to make fun of? All of the REAL comedians say so.

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:00 am 66. Teleprompter Jesus:

Off with your head!

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:09 am 67. Teleprompter Jesus:

49. Dude! Impersonating a savior! The boyz from Illinoiz are going to be paying you a visit.

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:11 am 68. Joe momma:

You people are bitter hold tight to your religion and guns the end times are near.

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:13 am 69. deguello:

Loved the neo-stalinist gothic painting Fleming! So apropos of this miracle-mongering Hugo Chavez wannabe!Obama is as awesome as a popcorn fart in a typhoon.Now take your anti-haluginen medication,and stop wasting our time.

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:13 am 70. Mark:

This sort of savage sarcasm is simply NOT cool man. Not cool at all. And cool is what matters. Remember, we all must believe in HOPE and CHANGE, ever the more so now in the face of what non-believers might call an economic depression and in light of the fact that Obama’s policies thus far appear to have been channeled directly from the mind of Bush. Yes, keep hoping, that’s what faith is all about, and keep believing in change, even when it’s hard to detect. And in a few years when everyone you know is hopeless and nothing has changed then you, alone in a sea a heretics, will have the deep satisfaction of knowing that blind faith is what effective government is really all about.

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:19 am 71. Bilgeman:

Ahhh, Obama.., he’s a wizard he is.

We’re STILL in Iraq
Guanatanamo is STILL open
The PATRIOT Act is STILL the law of the land.
We’re STILL subsidizing Big Business
And we’re all STILL racists

But none of that MATTERS anymore.

Make the circular sign of the “O” on your forehead and prostrate yourself towards the White House to let the waves of Obama-ness wash over you like syrup over a pancake:

“Yes We Can”

“Hope”

“Change”

“We Won”

(repeat)

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:22 am 72. Voodoo:

Alchemy!

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:37 am 73. Travis:

This is the dumbest thing i’ve ever read! You are an idiot! Obama is an idiot! I prefer to support someone who is in favor of a free country!

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:39 am 74. grannyissy:

i think the point is change…when gordon brown visited last time he was given a whole house by himself…i guess thats royalty…now he’s given dvd’s…time changes all things…time now for some is very rough…if some would take their negative attitude and use it for some good this nation would see a great change…no matter who’s in office things could get worse before making a change for the good..makes me sick when i read such anger and hateful comments on the sites i visit…i wonder if its racism or politics…time for people to pull together and help the president and our neighbors…give us back our respect and pride in this great nation….some people have become so negative it scares me….

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:41 am 75. dhud:

Wow – at first I was getting angry reading this, thinking “this guy is a lunatic”. It’s sad that there really are people out there that think Obama is this wonderful. I’m afraid they’ll find out sooner than later. And we’ll all suffer because of him.

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:47 am 76. nigel:

There we go! grannyissy used a magic word. Racism or Nazi are those magic words that make people who disagree with the President cower and run for cover. Yes, granny, everyone who disagrees with the O is a racist. Just like everyone who disagreed with President bush was a commie.

Negative, granny? The O spent the first 45 days of his office going negative on the economy unless we did what he wanted to do.

Please, granny, step aside until you have more than platitudes to offer a discussion. You see, Americans are catching on that “hope and change” need something behind them to make them work, they don’t stand on their own. We learned that in Massachusetts where they did the practise run for the “hope and change” campaign. We regret it also.

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:48 am 77. dhud:

Travis – you need to calm down. Look up the word ’satire’.

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:49 am 78. Frank:

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/5923700_7775834_mywrite/jesus_with_dinosaur.jpg

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:54 am 79. Garmonyou Wilson:

Wow, it seems like Obama is like some kind of deity
Is he really the Monsiah???

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:58 am 80. Suzi:

You are too cool for school..ha ha..yet despite the sarcasm so right..I would rather deal with Bush and his flaws than deal with Obama the God want-to-be..and God forbid if anybody disagrees with him as that might make them a …shhhhhh..racist!

Mar 13, 2009 - 11:06 am 81. Gin789:

grannyissy you have got to be kidding. This is not negative attitude these are the facts. The man thinks he is God but he is not. He is just a illegal from Kenya who is not qualified to be president. In my opinion he is not qualified to be dog catcher as all of the dogs I have known are 100% smarter then he is and also nicer and better looking

Mar 13, 2009 - 11:11 am 82. John H:

I very rarely laugh out loud but it happeneed several times while reading this wonderful piece. Thanks for the few moments of joy this morning.

Mar 13, 2009 - 11:19 am 83. Eric:

“Now I am an enlightened individual who fully understands and appreciates President Obama (pbuh)…”

Blasphemer! No mere mortal can even pretend to understand a tiny fraction of His Most High Awesomeness!

Mar 13, 2009 - 11:20 am 84. Gary:

Whew, I am glad Nick pointed this our as satire. I thought the guy was serious! That is because there are those who actually believe this line of wrong minded thinking.

God (I mean the one in Heaven) help us all. Count down to regime change 3years 305 days.

Mar 13, 2009 - 11:29 am 85. Teleprompter Jesus:

No mere mortal can even pretend to understand a tiny fraction of His Most High Awesomeness!

Thou shalt not attempt to comprehend the Most High Awesomeness. For he whom doth, shall be cast out of the Garden of Obliss to walk eternally in the desert of Rushbo.

Mar 13, 2009 - 11:40 am 86. dhud:

Ha! You guys are so funny! What’s even funnier are the ones that still defend the Most High.

Mar 13, 2009 - 11:49 am 87. Toni:

What concerns me is people are so bitter and selfish. They would rather see the President (whether you like it or not) fail just to prove a point that they were right. Don’t you realize that if the president of the United States fails we all loose. So instead of being so smart and critical, all should be trying to pull together to help. Everyone is sitting back waiting to see what he does next. What about starting in your own house, community to make a positive change. No, it is much easier to sit back and be judgemental. If you are not a part of the solution then you are a part of the problem. Examine yourself!

Mar 13, 2009 - 12:03 pm 88. Teleprompter Jesus:

And you really, really don’t want Ann Coulter poking you in the butt with a pitch fork for the rest of eternity.

Or do you?

Mar 13, 2009 - 12:07 pm 89. concerned:

I think grannyissy is saying that 0bama is really like God and if you make fun of God you’re probably some sort of racist or Nazi.

Mar 13, 2009 - 12:11 pm 90. Marge:

And the MSM said he was treated like a rock star. It seems that the youth of today go nutso crazy when they see someone they think is important.

I’d rather honor a scientest, a doctor, firefighter or one of the military. But I suppose it is the values that the previous generation gave their children. WRONG ONES.

Mar 13, 2009 - 12:11 pm 91. Howard:

TOO AWESOME, oBAMA???? TOO LIBERAL, SOME CALL IT MARXISM

Mar 13, 2009 - 12:11 pm 92. Paul from Hamburg:

#87
“If you are not a part of the solution then you are a part of the problem.”

Actually, if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.

Mar 13, 2009 - 12:37 pm 93. Paul from Hamburg:

#88

Eternity, no. But can we arrange for a long weekend?

Mar 13, 2009 - 12:40 pm 94. Bilgeman:

#87 Toni:
“What concerns me is people are so bitter and selfish.”

Set aside your dismay. The Age of Dubya is over. The Omageddon is at hand!

“They would rather see the President (whether you like it or not) fail just to prove a point that they were right.”

How could The One fail? He’s a “one-man boy band”. Can’t sing, can’t dance…can’t miss!

“Don’t you realize that if the president of the United States fails we all loose.”

You must have his Hawaiianness confused with the Rethuglikkkan Chimpy Bushitlerburton.
The meme has changed…read the f*n memo!

“What about starting in your own house, community to make a positive change. ”

See my post #71…join us in your local ecosphere and T’ai-Chi your way into Orvana.

“Hope…Change…Yes We Can…We Won”.

(You’ll feel MUCH better!)

Mar 13, 2009 - 12:42 pm 95. Metz:

He reminds me more of Kevin Bacon at the end of Animal House shouting, “remain calm, all is well!”

Mar 13, 2009 - 12:43 pm 96. Judy:

Well, let’s put it this way. The article is very well written. The one thing that wasn’t really mentioned is.. Obama is coming off the coattails of an extremely stupid President, so it’s easy to see him as “brilliant”. The truth of the matter is, he IS a very intelligent man and that comes across LOUD and CLEAR. He’s been in office for less than 8 weeks and what took 8 years or longer to mess up, can NOT be fixed overnight. Be patient.

Mar 13, 2009 - 12:49 pm 97. Ms. Attitude:

87. Toni- Hey sweetie, you are preaching to the choir. Conservatives give more to charity than liberals.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/03/conservatives_more_liberal_giv.html

We don’t want him to fail in the things that promote freedom, we want him to fail in his quest for socialism. If he succeeds with socialism all of US fail…GET IT?

OOPS….I lost that tingly Obama feeling there for a minute.

Mar 13, 2009 - 12:50 pm 98. Ran:

Hey Frank, at least the guy doesn’t BLEND PUPPIES for snacks the way your pals do.

Mar 13, 2009 - 12:53 pm 99. Ms. Attitude:

95. Judy: Your comment is as funny as this article. You’re joking right? Like the writer of the article is joking…

Less than 8 weeks and he’s done more damage to our economy than Bush did in 8 years! He’s broken many promises (read post #71 for a few). This article is pointing out people like you who think the man is perfect, wonderful, that he can fix the world, bring races together, end all wars, walk on water, etc…

BTW: have you watched him on Youtube when the teleprompter goes out? ROTFL Or listened to him contradict himself in interviews? Or the fact that he’s having as many, if not more, dumb moments than Bush? Yet, some, like you think he’s perfect!!! That’s really funny.

Mar 13, 2009 - 12:59 pm 100. Andrew X:

RE: What concerns me is people are so bitter and selfish. They would rather see the President (whether you like it or not) fail just to prove a point that they were right. Don’t you realize that if the president of the United States fails we all loose. So instead of being so smart and critical, all should be trying to pull together to help.

Sorry, Toni, but I am now conused. For the past eight years, our media-culture-academia trifecta has made it very clear that they are morally superior to us cavemen, and it was our failure to listen to their wisdom that was the source of our problems. We are just now emulating exactly what we have been seeing for the past eight years.

We are trying to live up to our betters moral universe. What’s the problem?

Mar 13, 2009 - 1:00 pm 101. Pops in Vienna:

Yes, and if Gordon Brown would only find a Region 1 DVD player in the UK and play those DVDs backwards, he’d get to hear the secret teachings the Holy One included on each disc. How can anyone be so (ahem) blind to miss that? Only the chimp Bush would.

All praise and glory to the One, may he live and reign over us forever.

Mar 13, 2009 - 1:02 pm 102. Pee Wee Herman, Community Organizer:

What concerns me is people are so bitter and selfish. They would rather see the President (whether you like it or not) fail just to prove a point that they were right.

Yeah, I’m sure glad that no one did any of that during Bush’s terms. That would have been terrible…

Mar 13, 2009 - 1:11 pm 103. Teleprompter Jesus:

The truth of the matter is, he IS a very intelligent man and that comes across LOUD and CLEAR

Little does this rube know my secret. I keep my good friend Telly in a nice, plush box, and feed him all the filtered DC he wants. I take care of my friends. It’s the Chicago way.

Mar 13, 2009 - 1:14 pm 104. Judy:

One more comment – The fact that he can communicate rationally, speak intelligently and not “bob his head” or lean on the platform making little snears when he’s speaking does not make him “God”. Get over it repugs. He’s way above all of you but not god like, just more intelligent.

Mar 13, 2009 - 1:24 pm 105. Judy:

102. Pee Wee. The reason you didn’t hear all this during the Bush administration is that the Democrats are not as hateful as the repugs and we all just learned to accept the fact that our leader is HATED all around the world and was totally incompetent. You all blamed Bushy’s problems on Clinton and now you’re trying to say that this is Obama’s fault. When will you people get over it.

Mar 13, 2009 - 1:32 pm 106. Joey:

How dare you mock the chosen one?! Obama is here to take care of us. Do you not understand how man’s free will has gotten us nowhere? We are not much more than ignorant monkeys roaming the jungle. It is better that we allow the government to make more decisions for us, relieving us of such pressures as choosing whether we need to have medical operations or where we should live. Obviously, the government knows each of our individual needs better than we do. Damn it, you people are stupid.

Mar 13, 2009 - 1:41 pm 107. Joey:

Oh, and Judy, Pee Wee was being sarcastic. Wow. Just wow.

Mar 13, 2009 - 1:47 pm 108. Pee Wee Herman, Community Organizer:

Must have been some bad weed. I would have sworn that James Carville, among others, wished G.W. Bush to fail.

I’m glad you set me straight. I’ll take my weed back and get my money back for it.

Mar 13, 2009 - 1:52 pm 109. Eric:

Somewhere in Chicago, a community is missing its organizer.

Mar 13, 2009 - 2:06 pm 110. Pee Wee Herman, Community Organizer:

Joey…just in case you’re new here…one thing I had to figure out is that it takes three digits in the IQ to get sarcasm. You can’t expect the disciples of Teh One to get that. They’re short at least one digit.

I may be a wanker, but at least I know what I’m doing.

Mar 13, 2009 - 2:29 pm 111. malclave:

With apologies to Andrew Lloyd Weber:

Obama,
Hey ‘Bama, ‘Bama, ‘Bama, O-
‘Bama, hey ‘Bama, Obama,
Hey Barry, Barry won’t you smile at me?
‘Bama, O-
‘Bama, hey Superstar!

Mar 13, 2009 - 2:32 pm 112. AThinkingPerson:

Loved this article! The best part was that Obama didn’t need to take questions from the British press because he already knew what they needed! Perfectly sums up our dear President Pork! Genius!

Mar 13, 2009 - 2:41 pm 113. Delia:

Rut Rowe! I laughed out loud… *gulp*

0bama will surely smite me now!

*darts eyes nervously around*

Mar 13, 2009 - 2:48 pm 114. Toni:

You all talk and make jokes, but what have you done lately?

Mar 13, 2009 - 3:14 pm 115. HT:

Brilliant!

It is even better that the usual suspects here did not “get” the sarcasm in this piece.

Now, that is irony.

☮

Mar 13, 2009 - 3:23 pm 116. Princess:

Reading this….
I just got a bit of throw up in my mouth

bleh

Mar 13, 2009 - 3:49 pm 117. Teleprompter Jesus:

You all talk and make jokes, but what have you done lately?

Excuse me? I’ve saved the world from hellfire and damnation. And assuaged your white guilt. And got the Brits pi$$ed off. And let some terrorists free. And then I have to go home and listen to Michelle. I’ve been busy. I mean man, I’m tired. Screw Brown. He come back when I have some arugula.

What more do you want from his Great and Powerful Awesomeness? An invite to the Lincoln bedroom?

Mar 13, 2009 - 3:55 pm 118. LeighB:

“You all talk and make jokes, but what have you done lately?”

Me, I just keep going to work so I can pay taxes to keep the Barry Comedy Hour on TV. Then when I get home I cling to my guns and religion and get bitter that we elected Milli Vanilli. Is there any way we can get his teleprompter wired into closed captioning and save a step? Then the audience at home can play along and see if we can read as well as he can and run against him in 2012. In next week’s episode, I sure hope little Timmy Geitner can make some new friends so he can convince someone to come work with him. Poor Timmy. Poorer us.

Mar 13, 2009 - 4:20 pm 119. CapitalistForChange:

Love the snarky humor….You’ve gotta love the British. They’re the same group which got totally bent out of shape when Obama went to Germany (instead of Britain) to give a speech….Alas, Obama will ALWAYS be a step above George W. Bush from the Brits view…He’s scheduled to be “received” by the Queen…Whatever his shortcomings, I GUARANTEE that he won’t wink at her.

Mar 13, 2009 - 4:21 pm 120. fear Obama:

wonderful, that he can fix the world, bring races together, end all wars,

walk on water

Yeah!

Shite floats.

Mar 13, 2009 - 4:47 pm 121. fear Obama:

The Obama administration is abandoning one of President George W. Bush’s key phrases in the war on terrorism:

enemy combatant

In court filings Friday, the Justice Department said it will no longer use the term to justify holding prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.

Undocumented Insurgents?

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:02 pm 122. Teleprompter Jesus:

Dude. You forgot turning it into wine after I’m done walking on it. And then that whiny wiener Limbaugh doesn’t get why I’m tired. Like I’m about ready to take this world on my shoulder and give it to that old dude in Arizona.

Iowahawk was right. I shoulda appointed Clinton POTUS, and let him deal with this shiite. He doesn’t have to deal with a bitchy wife like I do.

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:04 pm 123. grannyissy:

my comment didnt say one thing about anyone being a nazi…there you go twist the words to suit yourself…my point is…we had all better get behind our president and help get this country back in order..my dad always told me that if we were not careful we would be taken over without firing a shot…thats my point..we are broke…our troops are tied up in iraq and afgan…people are losing their jobs, homes, the sick are suffering for lack of care…its our responsibilty whether we like the current admis or not to do all we can as americans to help…this is one nation where you are not be-headed for speaking out..i know some of you can be very grateful for that right…so negative…we need positive…we need to work together…but i have learned lifes lesson there are some that if they cant run it they try to ruin it…

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:23 pm 124. NonRepublicanRight:

I don’t know what’s sadder: that some people who read this entry apparently need to buy Sarcasm for Dummies, or that there are those who DO actually think like in the entry and aren’t being facetious.

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:25 pm 125. Delia:

122. Teleprompter Jesus:

Dude. You forgot turning it into wine after I’m done walking on it.
~

LOL! TellyJ, don’t you mean “water into kool-aid” before turning it into thin ice and skating on it? he-he!

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:37 pm 126. Pee Wee Herman, Community Organizer:

…thats my point..we are broke…

And so we should go out and spend money like a bunch of drunk cowpokes in a whorehouse. I understand.

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:47 pm 127. Jean Gogh:

I shant be surprised to see little plastic Obamas riding on the dashboards of some cars.

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:48 pm 128. andy b.:

this is so funny it is almost true. my God we are in trouble.

Mar 13, 2009 - 5:58 pm 129. Mike Blackadder:

Love the post. You’re still a bit stuck in the ‘old America’ way of thinking though. You keep referring to this country ‘the United States’, like we were stuck in the time of the slave trade and the Declaration of Independence. Please, we prefer Obamaland. It has such a hopey-changy ring to it.

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:04 pm 130. Delia:

127. Jean Gogh:

I shant be surprised to see little plastic Obamas riding on the dashboards of some cars.
~

Jean,

-With bobble heads evennnnnnnnnnn!

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:07 pm 131. Delia:

Oddly enough…

The cloud that Lord 0bama floats on is powered by greenhouse gases and carbon fuel! *gasp* [Shhhhhhh].

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:10 pm 132. Self-hating Boomer:

127, and they’ll all say “made in China” on the bottom, just like all the 0bama memorial crap in the stores now.

I have to wonder what those Chinese workers are thinking. American Mao?

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:20 pm 133. Mike Blackadder:

Oh, and I don’t want to have to hear that old Star Spangled Banner garbage anymore. Can we move past this glorification of the old bad America and their bloodlust.

We like hearing about the new Obamaland where everyone’s changed. I’ve got a couple verses already:

In Obamaland we’re doin’ great
And if there’s trouble a brewin’ we stimulate
Don’t ever doubt the ’Bama man he’ll tell it straight
In Obamaland.

In Obamaland we don’t hate eachother,
The whity’s say they’re sorry one way or ‘nother
Just don’t no-one talk no trash ‘bout by white granmudder
In Obamaland

I’d love suggestions on more verses. It’s just so hard to put my feelings down on paper. Love you Obama!

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:46 pm 134. donttreadonme:

Judy,
Put the water down..step away from the hashish pipe..take a deep breath. Answer the following questions:
1. Is 2 + 2 = 4?
2. Do bears defecate in the woods?
3. Has Obama failed to seat an all-time record 4 cabinet nominees?
4. Have both Iran & Russia rebuked firmly Slappy McDoom’s overtures?
5. Does he use a teleprompter at every single speaking event, regardless how big or small?
6. Did his only formal press conference involve a pre-selected list of reporters’ questions?
7. Has his economic plans been thoroughly rebuked by none other than Warren Buffet?
Judy, this is not a popularity contest. Obama is scholarly and book smart, but has the real world savy of a community college sociology professor. Do you wonder at all as to why his comments are so measured, careful and guarded, and “telepromptered?” When you are trying to conceal your real passions and thoughts, you will be guarded so. He will let his guard down eventually, as he did in San Fran during the campaign (bitter clinger comments) and his venomous racially tinged hatred of this country and its traditions will shine through. Then, so long BHO. I have often wondered what it would be like in a Bizarro world in which Adlai Stevenson wins the presidency. Now I know.

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:48 pm 135. donttreadonme:

Holy cow, was that David S. attempting to be funny again (post 48). David “Peace” S is to Frank Fleming as a turd is to a plump, ripe strawberry.

Mar 13, 2009 - 6:58 pm 136. ZoomieMSgt:

Ok…I’ve had enough. I’ve given 22 years of my life to protect Granny and Toni and the freedom of speech to say what they will. Now THEY want people to shut up and not disagree with them? WTF?!?!? Tell you what libtards, you stop trying to shut down people who disagree with you and I promise I will not go batf**k insane and hunt you down, cut the flesh from your faces and do Riverdance with the mask. Deal? Oh…BTW I’m not really insane, I’m just pissed off. Unlike you and your dreadlocked, pot smoking, welfare check receiving friends, I actually CONTRIBUTE to the common good. Without me and my much maligned minority of Americans who create wealth and protect it, you would not have the time, resources, or freedom to espouse your Socalism, Veganism, Marxism, Communism, Aethist, PETA, desires. All I’m saying is….

Don’t make me kill you. I know you want to ban the 2nd Ammendment, it is there for a reason. It protects the 1st Ammendmemnt and gives the PEOPLE a RIGHT to resist a Government that wants to enrich itself at the expense of it’s populace. YOU have no right to my wealth or land because YOU have not prospered in the same environment. I came from a poor family and made my way with determination and skill. My success has NOTHING to do with you being a FAILURE.

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:30 pm 137. Teleprompter Messiah:

Loaves and fishes, gas money and mortgage payments. Heh, he is the Messiah!

Mar 13, 2009 - 8:38 pm 138. Sandra Patterson:

He has turned out to be a weenie. Bummer I guess for those picked him. Tant pis.

Mar 13, 2009 - 10:58 pm 139. Bilgeman:

#114 Toni:
“You all talk and make jokes, but what have you done lately?”

I’m helping you to recycle your Bush Hatred so that you can get a clearer picture of who and what you are.

Self-awareness is halfway to the cure, right?

Will you be attending the demonstration to protest the continuing illegal war in Iraq?

Oh…what’s that? There aren’t any scheduled? Why IS that?

We’re still there.
It’s still illegal.

What has changed?

Mar 14, 2009 - 12:41 am 140. Peggy:

donttreadonme: Holy cow, was that David S. attempting to be funny again (post 48)?

Yeah, and the attempt is somewhat undermined by the fact that he doesn’t know what “blog” means.

Mar 14, 2009 - 1:06 am 141. Delia:

140. Peggy,

Peg, No fears! I have magic “Cha cha cha Chia 0bama” thongs growing in my basement! We can wear ‘em and toke ‘em!

Mar 14, 2009 - 2:35 am 142. Chuck Pelto:

TO: Toni
RE: What Have YOU Done

You all talk and make jokes, but what have you done lately? — Toni

Been to one Tea Party. Going to another next month. Printing a large Japanese-esque, i.e., vertical, banner to wave that reads…

Stop the insane jackasses

….with an international NO symbol superimposed over a braying ass, a la Ghostbusters logo.

Prepared to print signs for others who will be going to the coming event.

Hope that helps….

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here. -- Harry S. Truman, the last good Democrat president]

Mar 14, 2009 - 4:14 am 143. Chuck Pelto:

TO: Toni
RE: Failure R US?

Don’t you realize that if the president of the United States fails we all loose. — Toni

Please point out where you were boldly saying that to the so-called ‘liberals’ who were damning President Bush the previous eight years.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste. -- George Bernard Shaw]

Mar 14, 2009 - 4:18 am 144. Mikey_boy:

Frank J. Fleming…..Another name on BHO’s Enemies List…..watch your back, dude.

Mar 14, 2009 - 5:16 am 145. Gary Ogletree:

It appears Switzerland insists on being a safe haven for capitalists. This calls for a Obama Doctrine response. The Carrot says Dear Leader is planning a preemptive strike in the near future that will nip this anti-progressive aberration in the bud. And why has the EU allowed the Swiss to remain outside its nurturing nanny state? And the prejudice against giant mosques in little Alpine towns? I say act now, and if it takes an occupation, so be it. (Now that Joe Biden has found we can safely leave Afghanistan in the hands of moderate Taliban we can redeploy those troops.)

Mar 14, 2009 - 6:28 am 146. Gary Ogletree:

Toni: What Have I Done Lately? Just sent $100 to SarahPAC. Is that wrong?

Mar 14, 2009 - 6:35 am 147. Bill Johnson:

Après moi le déluge

Mar 14, 2009 - 6:53 am 148. Civilian Security Corps:

We know who you are.

We know where you are.

All of you.

Have a nice day.

Mar 14, 2009 - 6:54 am 149. American Muslim:

There is no humor in Islam.

Renounce your false religions. Embrace Islam now and live in peace in submission to the will of Almighty Allah (swt).

Your grandchildren will be Muslim.

Allahu akbar!

Mar 14, 2009 - 6:57 am 150. Koblog:

To #2 Marc Malone comment:

Obama giving the sight-impaired Brit PM Brown a set of DVDs… now *that’s* funny.

Sort of like Biden telling the crippled guy to stand up.

Other best quote I read this week dealing with Obama’s inability to find qualified appointees:

“Leftists are beginning to understand Obama is not Jesus. Jesus could actually build a cabinet.”

Mar 14, 2009 - 7:25 am 151. Republicrat:

Nice one Frank! This moves the discussion forward with the qualities and values we would expect from Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson, and Madison! God bless Frank Fleming!

I am proud to live in a country where we protect the liberty of you to spew.

Mar 14, 2009 - 7:30 am 152. ajacksonian:

But The Won wishes to stop human cloning and *deny* all other Nations of an Obama of their very own! Oh, that is so unlike his contenance that he does not wish to spread himself to all Nations physically and grant the divine wisdom from On High from Columbia. That is a jealous One seeking to only shine before a select few instead of opening it to All… oh, no good will come of that, mark my words, for to restrict that light to the few others will only see in darkness and think his hoarding of such light is against them… against them all… so let him redecide when such primitives seek to rise up against him and may he invoke the Obama Clone Unit system to be cheaply deployed to all such peoples in need of his light.

Coming soon to a Wal*Mart near you…

Mar 14, 2009 - 7:39 am 153. TennDon:

Inquiring minds want to know what does (pbuh) mean?

Mar 14, 2009 - 8:01 am 154. Yawn:

Wow, Toni ended up being the gerbil in the punching bag on this thread. I can’t say she didn’t have it coming though. Come on, this “we all need to pull together and unite” tripe is rather comical coming from the left after the last eight years. The left ran down the President every chance they got, usually with the trite “He’s not MY President” crap. Well, GWB was your President, just like BO is mine now even though I didn’t vote for him. And I am going to talk smack about him if he does something bone-headed or that I disagree with. Just like I have for every OTHER president we have had since I have been old enough to vote. And since I am a vet (unlike Toni I am willing to bet), I think I have (unlike most liberals) actually earned the right to do it instead of “standing on the legs of a dead man who earned it” for me (para-phrased from Jack London’s The Sea Wolf).

I give to charity every year, I pay my taxes on time, I have never defaulted on a loan, and I have actually shed some blood for the US (and I am not talking a voluntary donation either). What have I done for the US? Plenty, how about you pipe on up with your list?

Mar 14, 2009 - 8:03 am 155. SAL:

all I want is to get the four years done as soon as possible– he gives me the whillies– pla–

Mar 14, 2009 - 8:08 am 156. dorkafork:

Oh, come on. He’s not Jesus and he’s not some religious figure we should “worship”.

He is simply a visitor from the beyond that we can only hope to one day understand with our puny human minds. He’s not going to “walk on water” over to England like some god incarnate. He’s simply going to land in his craft outside Downing Street with his robot companion Gore, bearing gifts of his land’s art in the form of silvery discs, and advanced technology he calls “digital video discs”. Gore! Klaatu… Barakobama… Nikto!

Mar 14, 2009 - 8:34 am 157. one of my own:

146. Gary Ogletree: . . . Toni: What Have I Done Lately? Just sent $100 to SarahPAC. Is that wrong?

No, Ogretree, that’s not wrong. Stupid, but not wrong.

Mar 14, 2009 - 8:49 am 158. Teleprompter Jesus:

Yes, as a matter of fact, I am that awesomely awesome, and more. And I won. Now report to the assimilation center at once. You don’t really need all those excess neurons, anyway. It’s all for the better.

Mar 14, 2009 - 9:03 am 159. NYCer:

Hey, what about The Michelle (pbuh) behind The Obama (pbuh)?

Mar 14, 2009 - 9:11 am 160. grannyissy:

this is addressed to #136 zoombiemsgt…may god bless your soul…thank you for your 22 years of service protecting me..but im glad i never have met you as i would fear you..you want to kill me…i believe each and every persons opinion counts and they are free to state it…im not asking anyone to give up any rights they are entitled to…the only thing im asking of all americans is to pull together and help get our great nation back on its feet and for all to see what a mess this country is in…my canidate didnt win the election…but now thats over and done with i will support the president..by the way my friends dont smoke pot..sad you should judge me when you dont even know me…

Mar 14, 2009 - 9:22 am 161. Peace Be Upon Him:

For 153. TennDon:

Inquiring minds want to know what does (pbuh) mean?

Mar 14, 2009 - 9:52 am 162. raf:

peace be unto him

Mar 14, 2009 - 10:30 am 163. WINNER:

It helps that Obama will be compared to Dubya.

Obama at 29: President of the Harvard Law Review.

Dubya at 29: Whisky-pickled coke fiend, trust fund baby extraordinaire.

You see, it makes a difference when an American President spends most of his adult life learning and growing, instead of drinking and snorting blow. It helps to have functioning brain cells when, say, you find your country under attack and you’re the one in charge.

I’ll take the guy who showed up for class and did his homework over the drunken loser any day.

Bush has set the bar so low that Obama will easily clear it, and it will make Republicans INSANE for the next 8 years. But Pajamas Media (run by former cokehead Roger Simon) will be bankrupt before the next election so it won’t be reported here…

Mar 14, 2009 - 10:44 am 164. Pee Wee Herman, Community Organizer:

Obama at 29: President of the Harvard Law Review.

And to paraphrase Geraldine Ferarro, if he were white…

Mar 14, 2009 - 11:02 am 165. malclave:

#163 LOSER

“I’ll take the guy who showed up for class and did his homework ”

Oh, please. His classes were all “show up, spout off politically correct inanities, not be a white male heterosexual Christian, and you get an A”.

I am, of course, willing to chnage this opinion if you can direct me to his transcripts which show otherwise.

Mar 14, 2009 - 11:05 am 166. LeighB:

I’m not sure you want to be calling Mr. Simon or anyone a cokehead in defense of The Won. If President of the Harvard Law Review is the end-all-be-all qualification for President of the US, that should simplify the selection process. Silly me, I liked the Rhodes Scholar guy better. And he actually wrote his books.

I am a little disappointed that Delia has not pointed out the problem with the picture of His Awesomeness, those man boobs are not glistening enough. This is one of the real tragedies of American life in 2009.

Mar 14, 2009 - 11:09 am 167. rdkng07:

#87 Toni

I’m sure you are refering to the treatment bush started receiving eight years ago? If so, what took you so long…Obama will get what Bush got and then some, even without the MSM. To everyone who wanted Bush to fail, but now believes “we should just get along”, bite Me!!! Slime Balls….

Mar 14, 2009 - 11:13 am 168. Chuck Pelto:

TO: All
RE: WINNER(?)

Whisky-pickled coke fiend, trust fund baby extraordinaire. — WINNER

I think WINNER is snorting too much coke to remember that Obama is an self-confessed drug user.

But that doesn’t really matter, in his mind….what’s left of it.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[You must take drugs very seriously at your house...WINNER.]

Mar 14, 2009 - 11:18 am 169. Mike:

Obama is nothing more than a still wet behind the ear kid trying to play president.

“Obama lied the Economy died”

Mar 14, 2009 - 11:24 am 170. Nine-of-Diamonds:

@163 – I know that WINNER drinketh deeply of the Flavor-Aide and is likely impossible to persuade, but to everyone else, consider this:

-Obama was installed as president of the Harvard Law Review by an affirmative action-influenced selection process.

-Obama failed to publish a single scholarly paper (other than brief legal notes) or any books when he was an “academic”.

-Obama’s coworkers during his days as a “professor” recalled that he was unable to engage in discussions regarding major legal issues of the day.

-Obama had an exceptionally poor work ethic as both a community organizer and state senator.

-During the campaign, Obama displayed extraordinary ignorance of supreme court precedents – particularly for someone who claimed to be a Con Law professor.

In short, it would seem that WINNER’s idol is little more than an affirmative action figurehead, and pretty dumb even for your typical beneficiary of racial preferences. 0 is a bright, shiny, token black who presents a pretty face to the American public while his radical allies run the country into the ground. I can’t quite decide yet if he’s ruining the economy out of malice or if all that coke he snorted in college is still having an impact on him. (BTW – why are we so concerned about GW’s past drug use and not worried about the cokehead who CURRENTLY occupies the whitehouse?)

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some trading to do – Teleprompter Jeebus tells me the “profit to earnings” ratios are looking good.

http://blog.republicanreporter.com/2009/03/05/profits-to-earnings-ratio.aspx

Mar 14, 2009 - 11:25 am 171. rrr:

“Mama says the position of First Bitch is already taken.”

And here I thought that we were better than the left. Tell me why this is proper in any forum? Infant.

As for 163, W.–several REAL jobs. Messiah–community organizer. The difference has been apparent to anyone over the last two months of miserable failure. But, hey, he thinks he’s doing a great job and you’re still worshiping, so no worries.

And, let’s see, who will be bankrupt first: the sycophant NYT or PJM? Your wishful thinking in your bubble world won’t change that one.

Mar 14, 2009 - 11:29 am 172. Eric R.:

Frank,

You dare disrespect the Great Leader by not using his full title in every reference to him:

“The All-Knowing, All-Powerful, All-Merciful Lord of the Universe, Saviour, Final Prophet, Guardian of Nirvana, and Father of Vishnu, the Holy Barack Obama Christ, Blessed be He, Peace Be Upon Him, Hallelujah!”

Fail to address him by his full and complete name in the future, and you will burn for all eternity in whatever punishing afterlife you believe in.

Mar 14, 2009 - 12:01 pm 173. Ian Thorpe:

Loved t, if only Obama’s disciples were just a tiny bit as pure and radiant as He is he mighyt be able to get his treasury fully staffed.

Mar 14, 2009 - 12:52 pm 174. Delia:

166. LeighB:

“I am a little disappointed that Delia has not pointed out the problem with the picture of His Awesomeness, those man boobs are not glistening enough. This is one of the real tragedies of American life in 2009.”
~

ROTLMAO! Ha! You’re so right, LeighB. How’d I miss dat ‘un? Seriously, his saggy areolas need their own tarnished mini-m00b-haloes. His chesticles ARE a sight to behold. I’m not worthyyyyyyyyyy!

More coconut oil stat! Let’s glisten up those m00bies for the world to behold in all their magnificent, buttery glory! In fact…we should BEDAZZLE those cute lil’ flabby suckers too! Aww! Sparkly and hypnotic!

ALL HAIL da glistening, sparkly man boobs aka ‘M00BS’!

Mar 14, 2009 - 1:46 pm 175. Moneyrunner:

Frank J:
Great debut in PJ Media.
Right up there with Iowahawk.
Add in Steyn and we have the most awesome writers … anywhere.

Mar 14, 2009 - 1:48 pm 176. Christopher Smith:

Is there a larger picture of the one at the top left. I totally want that picture of fabio/obama hybrid as my desktop.

That whole thing was EPIC WIN!!!

Mar 14, 2009 - 2:02 pm 177. SukieTawdry:

“Obama is aware of what we need to know and when we need to know it, so there is no reason for the formality of questions.”

There actually was an Obaprincess who commented at Politico that “if there is something we need to know, President Obama will tell us.” She has come to examplify the mindless Obamadrone for me.

Okay, I’m all for brutal honesty (just like the left for the past eight years). If Stanley Ann had bedded down with a good old white American Marxist, the world wouldn’t have given her son Barry a second glance.

Mar 14, 2009 - 2:20 pm 178. Delia:

Just remember, ya’ll… 0Bama was born to a virgin in a manger which is why his REAL birth certificate can’t be revealed. No, he’s not a bastard son of a young, loose white woman who ‘got it on with an already married Arab African man. Pishaw! You are witnessing your savior! Bow before him and ye too shall be saved from your iniquities. ALL HAIL “THE ONE” *cues special shaft of light*

-And the angels cried.

Mar 14, 2009 - 3:05 pm 179. sagi:

Don’t know about frankincense … but the Great One could sure use a little more myrrh. And gold would likely be appreciated as well.

Mar 14, 2009 - 3:18 pm 180. Pee Wee Herman, Community Organizer:

Okay, I’m all for brutal honesty (just like the left for the past eight years). If Stanley Ann had bedded down with a good old white American Marxist, the world wouldn’t have given her son Barry a second glance.

Geraldine?

Mar 14, 2009 - 3:21 pm 181. Mike Blackadder:

grannyissy: “the only thing im asking of all americans is to pull together and help get our great nation back on its feet and for all to see what a mess this country is in”

What did you think we were doing? Why is it good to support Obama when his policies are not going to help the country? Why is it good to concede greater powers and influence to the federal government to meddle with the economy, when this is what started this whole mess? Why is it smart to spend on new entitlements while increasing taxes when in the middle of a serious recession? Why aren’t YOU pulling together to help get the nation back on its feet?

Mar 14, 2009 - 4:00 pm 182. Delia:

Pee Wee,

LOL! Good times. Good times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcbn0K84ZdE

Flip Wilson as Geraldine is better lookin’ though.

Mar 14, 2009 - 4:04 pm 183. Alan Srout:

One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America

Mar 14, 2009 - 4:10 pm 184. marymcl:

“..we are broke…our troops are tied up in iraq and afgan…people are losing their jobs, homes, the sick are suffering for lack of care…its our responsibilty whether we like the current admis or not to do all we can as americans to help…this is one nation where you are not be-headed for speaking out..”

Are you suggesting all this is something new? And since your last statement is undoubtedly true, why not speak out? Why does this administration need to be protected from what people really think? The Left spoke out in wartime against the Bushitlerchimp regime (as it came to be called in the patrioticly dissenting spirit of the times) and despite the bulk of their aid and comfort going to the enemies of the troops they claimed to support, our Republic is still here. It most certainly will survive criticism of the current administration.

Mar 14, 2009 - 4:36 pm 185. Bilgeman:

#176 C. Smith:
“Is there a larger picture of the one at the top left. I totally want that picture of fabio/obama hybrid as my desktop.”

That’s the “ObamaMandingo” portrait.

Mar 14, 2009 - 7:07 pm 186. Bilgeman:

#184 marymcl:
“our Republic is still here.”

And our troops are STILL there.
Guantanamo is STILL open,
and the PATRIOT Act is STILL the law.

Don’t mind me while I take every possible opportunity to shove their treasonous f’ing hypocrisy down their f’ing throats…

(And they’re STILL racists, even if they form two lines to kiss The One’s +ss 24/7/365 for a thousand years).

Mar 14, 2009 - 7:12 pm 187. Mohammed Judas:

It’s no longer ” Enemy Combatants”- it’s now “Fellow Muslims”!

“There is only One God and Obama is his Prophet”

Nik!

Mar 14, 2009 - 8:27 pm 188. Tonto (USA):

I especially liked the (PBUH) part. That was great!

Mar 15, 2009 - 9:27 am 189. tanstaafl:

Also, it wouldn’t hurt if in the future they brought offerings of gold and silver.

Not to mention Myrrh & Frankincense.

From Weiner, uh, Winner…

You see, it makes a difference when an American President spends most of his adult life learning and growing, instead of drinking and snorting blow.

That would be learning and growing in the Rev. Goddamn America’s congregation and briefly hanging out in a couple of Senates for awhile before the (very) long run.

Messiah Frying the Brain Cells

Mar 15, 2009 - 12:58 pm 190. eor:

President Truman’s “The buck stops here” was my favorite. Obama never sees blame that he cannot allocate. When he is looking down his nose and “whoever” is looking up his nostrils, I wish they would ask him “Can you see me?” I really wish the newspapers and blogs would stop putting a picture of him looking down his nose at us on every page.

Mar 15, 2009 - 1:43 pm 191. David S:

@71. Bilgeman:

Ahhh, Obama.., he’s a wizard he is.

We’re STILL in Iraq
Guanatanamo is STILL open
The PATRIOT Act is STILL the law of the land.
We’re STILL subsidizing Big Business
And we’re all STILL racists

After eight years of the GOP screwing up anything in sight, I think it’s fair to give Obama at least four to make a significant correction. He never claimed that we would leave Iraq immediately, or close Guantanamo overnight, or that the P Act would be repealed forthwith.

Yes, big business is getting some investment from the feds, but it’s likely that higher taxes will recoup the largesse in time.

As far as being racists, it is true that many American still are – but thankfully the racists are a dying breed. Youngsters are growing increasingly “color-blind” – as evidenced by Obama’s landslide among younger voters. Unfortunately institutionalized racism is something that takes generations to recover from, and our road to redemption as a nation will take the better part of this century at least.

I don’t mind if you want to give Obama a hard time, but when you try to blame him for the GOP’s legacy of failure, your duplicity is obvious.

Peace.

Mar 15, 2009 - 1:46 pm 192. AThinkingPerson:

David S…. We won’t try and whitewash Bush’s failures but on the same note don’t try and discount the damage President Pork has done in 90 days already. He’s alienated the British already and almost tripled the national debt (just to name a few of his accomplishments).

Credit where credit is due and BLAME where BLAME is due. Obama’s claims of “inheriting” everything will wash for the uninformed masses of young voters that got him elected (like you). The rest of us that actually know what’s going on know better. Glad to see the bloom is finally wearing off his rose.

Ever thing of using the word TRUTH instead of Peace to sign off with? Didn’t think so.

Mar 15, 2009 - 3:01 pm 193. Chuck Pelto:

TO: David S[tupid]
RE: Try NOT…..

“After eight years of the GOP screwing up anything in sight….” — David S

…to be a total idiot. It makes your associates in the ‘liberal’ community look like so many asses as well.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[The Truth will out.....]

Mar 15, 2009 - 3:37 pm 194. Chuck Pelto:

P.S. After reading David’S remark and my response. I think I’ll watch Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy tonight.

I’ll pay particular attention to the references to Don’t Vote for Stupid advertisement.

P.P.S. Is David’s mind powered by a ‘lemon’? Or IS it a ‘lemon’?

Mar 15, 2009 - 3:40 pm 195. Chuck Pelto:

TO: David S[tupid]
RE: Why Is It….

“Yes, big business is getting some investment from the feds, but it’s likely that higher taxes will recoup the largesse in time.” — David S

…that the ‘rich’ are trotting into Obama’s White House and being treated like ‘dukes’ and ‘earls’?

Maybe you should get-a-clue. Try reading the item at http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/obama-sucks-up-to-the-rich-man/#comments

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[If you aren't paying 'attention', it's your own d--- fault. -- CBPelto]

Mar 15, 2009 - 3:45 pm 196. andycanuck:

Well, He did cure my scrofula.

Mar 15, 2009 - 4:15 pm 197. tanstaafl:

…that the P Act would be repealed forthwith.

In fact, David S, Saint Obama has indicated an intention to preserve those provisions of the Patriot Act that amended the federal Security Act and relate to wiretappping.

(haven’t we had this conversation before ?)

Those provisions about which Frank (where did he go ?) twice reiterated the Leftoid knee jerk argument about invasion of privacy. Those provisions that the Congress (democrat AND republican) have re-upped twice since original passage of the Patriot Act.

Apparently Barack Obama isn’t quite as reality challenged as some of his ardent devotees.

Peace (or something)

Mar 15, 2009 - 4:17 pm 198. Revnant Dream:

Yes we can!!!!
Best satire of the year I’ve read to date. Still splitting a gut.
Obama= Jimmy Carter in Robin Hood Tights.

Mar 15, 2009 - 4:23 pm 199. tanstaafl:

Yikes, it was another Frank (not the author of this piece) on another thread, I guess.

Mar 15, 2009 - 4:46 pm 200. ITF:

David S, Obama wouldn’t know a “significant correction” if it bit him in the ass. “Profit to Earnings” indeed.

Obama has pushed more deficit spending in two months than Bush did in 8 years combined. He’s keeping Gitmo. He’s keeping the Iraq war. He’s escalating the Afgan war, shipping hundreds of millions of Taxpayer bucks to Hamas, and “repairing our damaged image” abroad by threatening Pakistan, a nominal ally, with invasion of its territory, insulting our closest ally, and abandoning new and intensely loyal allies in Eastern Europe. He supports FISA, TARP, Corporate Welfare with Farm Subsidies and Corporate Bailouts. Obama told us he’d stop earmarks, then just shuffled them to a different bill (He’s a LIAR). When questioned he changes the subject (I inherited . . .”) refuses to listen (I won . . ), and makes sure his parasite minions keep up a constant diversionary wail of “WHAT ABOUT BUUUUSSHH!!!.

Here’s a news flash: Recovery depends on what is done NOW, not what somebody else did in the past. Bush is in Texas, and does not make policy anymore. The multiple TRILLIONS committed since inauguration day were done under OBAMA, and he OWNS the results of these actions.

Christ, even Putin is trying to tell Obama that his Progressive fantasies will result in nothing but failure, and Obama is too stupid to understand.

Fair to give him a chance, indeed. He had his chance, and has screwed it up beyond even his most fervent critics’ expectations. In record time.

What a dumbass.

Mar 15, 2009 - 4:49 pm 201. Nine-of-Diamonds:

Good to see Davey S. sailing the good ship Obama straight to Davey Jones’s locker. It’s going to take Teleprompter-Jeebus four years to bring about utopia, eh? Look at those goal posts fly by.

Lower approval ratings than Bush in ‘01, sweetheart. Do tell me again about your Kenyan bastard-God’s “mandate”. I need a good laugh.

Mar 15, 2009 - 5:15 pm 202. Pee Wee Herman, Community Organizer:

“Yes, big business is getting some investment from the feds, but it’s likely that higher taxes will recoup the largesse in time.” — David S

WTF???

“Get out of my light” – Diogenes.

Mar 15, 2009 - 5:25 pm 203. Empty suite:

Toni 87:

you wrote:

“If you are not a part of the solution then you are a part of the problem. Examine yourself!”

Examine yourself? I did. It’s still there. NO PROBLEM.

Mar 15, 2009 - 9:30 pm 204. Empty suite:

ITF 200:
I’m not large on rehearsed talking points. It makes you sound like a half-S’d campus “marxist” in a che sweatshirt (do these dipsh…people ever remotely understand what real socialism did to the world’s people for seventy years?). But I’ll clip your comment as a reference for my wallet. There’s so much stealing and screwing up I can’t remember it all without notes and this should help. How could anybody screw up this bad in such record time? He’s Carter on steroids. The big O is awesome, alright.

Mar 15, 2009 - 9:45 pm 205. Sunglasses on a cloudy day:

Okay, I’m just trying to get this straight.
So, his brilliant radiance, is it causing global dimming?
Or, is it going to reverse global dimming?
Global dimming doesn’t appear to be a problem in Europe,
so when he goes to Europe, will the days be brighter? Longer?
Or, will it get dimmer as he sucks up the light to feed his brilliant radiance?
Will it be brighter in North America when he is gone?
Will his brilliant radiance contribute to global warming?
Does his brilliant radiance emit carbon?
Will they discover a cure for “Change-0-Phobia”?
Will Condoleezza Rice be the first black president?

Mar 15, 2009 - 10:27 pm 206. David S:

@192. AThinkingPerson:

We won’t try and whitewash Bush’s failures but on the same note don’t try and discount the damage President Pork has done in 90 days already. He’s alienated the British already and almost tripled the national debt (just to name a few of his accomplishments).

Obama is doing exactly what he said he would do. He’s rebuilding our reputation in the world while working to ensure the government takes all appropriate measures to prevent an economic collapse. He’s already set out an honest budget looking forward ten years, rather than a fraudulent budget as in the Bush years.

Credit where credit is due and BLAME where BLAME is due. Obama’s claims of “inheriting” everything will wash for the uninformed masses of young voters that got him elected (like you). The rest of us that actually know what’s going on know better. Glad to see the bloom is finally wearing off his rose.

In all seriousness, the spending needed now to repair the damage done by Bush is still Bush’s legacy. It will take at least a year or two to really get recovery going, and the people understand this. It’s easy to see that after Bush, we are all worse off, and there is a lot of work to do to get America back on track.

193. Chuck Pedo:

RE: Try NOT…..
…to be a total idiot. It makes your associates in the ‘liberal’ community look like so many asses as well.

I guess you just don’t have anything constructive to add here, do you?

194. Chuck Pedo:

P.P.S. Is David’s mind powered by a ‘lemon’? Or IS it a ‘lemon’?

Yes, indeed, you are demonstrating your intelligence now. You need to put down the bottle, Mr. Pedo.

195. Chuck Pedo:

RE: Why Is It….
…that the ‘rich’ are trotting into Obama’s White House and being treated like ‘dukes’ and ‘earls’?

Because no-bid contracts are out of style? Seriously, nobody has been granted any fiefdoms, Mr. Pedo.

Maybe you should get-a-clue.

Maybe you should say something intelligent? Or is that mensa site just for show?

@197. tanstaafl:

Apparently Barack Obama isn’t quite as reality challenged as some of his ardent devotees.

Clearly he is not nearly as reality challenged as most of the commentators at PJM either.

@200. ITF:

Here’s a news flash: Recovery depends on what is done NOW, not what somebody else did in the past. Bush is in Texas, and does not make policy anymore. The multiple TRILLIONS committed since inauguration day were done under OBAMA, and he OWNS the results of these actions.

Yes, indeed, recovery does depend on what is done now. Obama is doing what must be done to prevent the systemic failure of our economy. He owns the results of his actions, true enough, but he cannot be blamed for the underlying disaster that his predecessor presided over.

Fair to give him a chance, indeed. He had his chance, and has screwed it up beyond even his most fervent critics’ expectations. In record time.

You really think Obama can correct the mistakes of a generation of GOP presidents in a matter of weeks? I’m beginning to think that the right is suffering more of a “messiah” complex than anyone on the left.

What a dumbass.

Another quality sign-off. Can I just call you dumbass for short?

@201. Nine-of-Diamonds:

Lower approval ratings than Bush in ‘01, sweetheart. Do tell me again about your Kenyan bastard-God’s “mandate”. I need a good laugh.

Obama has higher approval ratings by a good margin than your average president – pretty good for a guy who inherited two wars and an economic meltdown.

Peace.

Mar 15, 2009 - 10:38 pm 207. Kelly Clarkson:

I called some Obama Lovers Obamamites. They Said there is no such Thing.now they are mad.the place is nutwoodjunction.blogspot.com

Mar 15, 2009 - 11:03 pm 208. Chuck Pelto:

TO: Nine-of-Diamonds
RE: Don’t Count On….

It’s going to take Teleprompter-Jeebus four years to bring about utopia, eh? — Nine-of-Diamonds

….”four years”.

Why?

Because there’s an election of Congress in two years. And with that election, The One will lose control of Congress.

Whatever he’s going to attempt has to be fully implemented BEFORE that election occurs.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. -- George Bernard Shaw]

P.S. We’ve had the former. Now I suspect The One could attempt the latter…..

….and it looks like he’s already begun.

Mar 15, 2009 - 11:55 pm 209. vivo:

206. David S:

“Chuck Pedo:”

Pedo? Mr. Pelto will suffocate so fast . . .

Their vision is still Limboistic, what do you expect? And like Cramer, it’s all entertainment disguised as politics or Economy.

Mar 16, 2009 - 3:23 am 210. Chuck Pelto:

TO: vivo
RE: ‘Pedo’?

““Chuck Pedo:”

Pedo? Mr. Pelto will suffocate so fast . . .” — vivo

Hardly. I’ve been abused by the best. And ‘Pedo’ couldn’t last 30 seconds with Colonel ‘No Slack’ Stack.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Imitation is the highest form of flattery.]

Mar 16, 2009 - 6:38 am 211. Chuck Pelto:

TO: vivo, et al.
RE: ERRATA

That’s DavidS[tupid] who either (1) can’t type, (2) is so PO’d he can’t think straight or (3) has had entirely too much jolly juice to be blogging. Perhaps all three.

As for me…..

….I’ve not had enough coffee yet.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Seeing my great fault. With eye-opening coffee. I write again. - Haiku Error Msg]

Mar 16, 2009 - 6:44 am 212. Paul -Indiana:

#33 You were doing ok until ‘Obama may be a good leader for our country …’

LOL

Mar 16, 2009 - 8:38 am 213. Bilgeman:

#191 David S:
“After eight years of the GOP screwing up anything in sight, I think it’s fair to give Obama at least four to make a significant correction.”

Ah, yes…and now we’ll have to write the history books on the New Dark Ages, where we all stood in breadlines listening to loudspeakers blaring the Rush Limbaugh show non-stop, waiting our turn to either be locked away in Guantanamo as an unlawful enemy combatant or drafted and shipped off to Iraq as “IED Bait” in a Halliburton Truck Convoy.

“He never claimed that we would leave Iraq immediately, or close Guantanamo overnight, or that the P Act would be repealed forthwith.”

His Alleged Hawaiian Awesomeness didn’t NEED to make that claim. The dullards and naive yewts that voted for him read into “Change” what they REALLY hoped, in their simplistic little hearts. to see there.

Chumps…the lot of ‘em.

Mack-Daddy done busted a move on ‘em!

Mar 16, 2009 - 10:13 am 214. Teleprompter Jesus:

I called some Obama Lovers Obamamites.

Ahem. My followers are Opostles. And I take care of them. It’s the Chicago way. Groupies are a different matter. I’ll take the huzzahs, but don’t expect anything.

Mar 16, 2009 - 11:50 am 215. AThinkingPerson:

David S… Obama is “rebuilding our reputation in the world” about has well as you’re making sense here. He’s already alienated one of our closest allies in Britain. If that’s what you call progress, well, you’re an idiot.

I smell desperation in your posts lately. It’s getting harder and harder to defend President Pork and I can only imagine that you’re hoping to earn some Brownie points at President Pork headquarters or maybe a bailout for your college loans. Doesn’t excuse your idiocy though. Sorry.

Truth.

Mar 16, 2009 - 12:06 pm 216. neo:

*
“I support Obama’s bold plan to dramatically increase the size of useless government and to do so by using my children and their children as economic vampire meat so I can live beyond my means.”

Mar 16, 2009 - 5:01 pm 217. Well Educated Cad:

He’s not my President until I see his Birth Certificate- and then, only for four years until we throw this idiot out and hopefully watch his followers drink some good ol’ Guyana Punch !

Mar 16, 2009 - 7:10 pm 218. Nine-of-Diamonds:

@ 206: Sweet Allah on a crutch, what an 0bama muppet… -_- For all you non-muppets out there, when I was referring to Bush’s 2001 approval ratings I meant his ratings between roughly January 2001 – September 10th, 2001. In other words, how Bush was viewed prior to the patriotic fervor surrounding 9/11 and our initial successes in Afghanistan/Iraq. The point is that Odinga’s jug-eared little bastard is doing very poorly for a president who had an extremely unpopular predecessor. 0bama has managed to burn through political capital & the public’s goodwill at an amazing rate. So David S is essentially making my point for me when he rambles about the war and the economy. David can pout and scream and spew pedophile accusations, but he can do nothing about the math:

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2009/03/buyers-remorse.html

Then again, I guess making false pedophilia allegations is not the sign of a sound intellect, so we shouldn’t be surprised. Instead of lying about Chuck Pelto’s sexuality, perhaps David would do well to ponder the influence of Frank Marshall Davis on his idol? Davis was a sado-masochistic pedophile who practiced urolagia (don’t look it up), and yet David ignores his formative influence on 0bama to spread disgusting falsehoods abour Mr. Pelto. Interesting to see what’s behind the average “Blue” American’s thin verneer of sophistication, eh?

Mar 16, 2009 - 7:12 pm 219. Arthur:

Its Apostles, for americans your spelling is incredibly inaccurate, Obama is just a human, like all of us. The religious references are humourous, an interesting work of fiction. Kudo’s.

I do think however you underestimate former president bush. Did anyone stop to think that is ignorance was an act? Those who know anything about the workings of government know that the war in Iraq and the training of Osama Bin Laden in the USA military Air Force was intended from day one. The attacks on the trade centers in new york were orchestrated as an excuse for an invasion into Iraq and Afghanistan, why? For Oil of course, and a staging ground for a take over of all of the middle east.

USA has stuck it’s nose into the middle east for such a long time breaking up disputes in Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan, yet they competely ignore Saudi Arabia, a country that until recently trafficked in slaves, has indecent laws against women and has been listed by the united states as a Tier 3 country. Where is the invasion force? Why arn’t you trying to teach “these” lesser beings?
There are atrocities all over the world committed by other nations and the USA decided to ignore all of them except for the middle east, why? OIL!
Pretty soon you’ll be turning to the oil fields in central Australia.

What i’m trying to state is that the American government isn’t necessarily good or evil, governments will always be run by greedy individuals who, in the delusion of grandeur, believe they are doing it all for the greater good. What a load of bollocks! I’m just waiting for Obama to show his true nature, like all politicians. Sinister, twisted vultures preying on the back of the innocent and bereaved.

To conclude, don’t put your faith in one man, if he says something you don’t agree with, don’t convince yourself otherwise, otherwise your just as blind as catholics. End rant.

Mar 16, 2009 - 7:24 pm 220. Nine-of-Diamonds:

As indicated here, Bush cracked the low-mid 60’s several times in 2001 even BEFORE 9-11.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/17584/Bush-Approval-44.aspx

56% for 0bama at this point is NOT good news – especially considering he is going to be responsible for more huge bailouts in the very near future. And that 56% assumes accurate sampling, without the typical overinclusion of racial minorities, oversampling of urban areas, and other pitfalls that skew results Democratic. Yet more evidence that our pedophile-fixated troll is talking out of its hat.

Mar 16, 2009 - 7:34 pm 221. Chuck Pelto:

TO: Arthur
RE: And….

Its Apostles, for americans your spelling is incredibly inaccurate, Obama is just a human, like all of us. The religious references are humourous, an interesting work of fiction. Kudo’s. — Arthur

….you’re an interesting apologist for The One who cannot walk on water, afterall.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
P.S. I suspect we’ll be seeing a LOT more of your kind in the future.

P.P.S. We told you so…..

Mar 16, 2009 - 7:57 pm 222. Oscar the Grump:

Did you hear the latest?
Jackie Mason referred to Obama as a Schwartzer. There is all kinds of crap flying for it.

For those of you who don’t know what it means, look it up in a Yiddish-English dictionary.

Mar 16, 2009 - 9:51 pm 223. David S:

@213. Bilgeman:

His Alleged Hawaiian Awesomeness didn’t NEED to make that claim. The dullards and naive yewts that voted for him read into “Change” what they REALLY hoped, in their simplistic little hearts. to see there.

I see. So you are a mind-reader (heart-reader)? Somehow you know that the majority of voters who selected Obama really had something else entirely in mind than the policies and principles he espoused… I don’t see why I should believe your scenario.

@215. AThinkingPerson:

Obama is “rebuilding our reputation in the world” about has well as you’re making sense here. He’s already alienated one of our closest allies in Britain. If that’s what you call progress, well, you’re an idiot.

I don’t see anyone being alienated. Watch Obama and learn. Bush turned the world against us, and Obama will reverse this dangerous trend.

I smell desperation in your posts lately. It’s getting harder and harder to defend President Pork and I can only imagine that you’re hoping to earn some Brownie points at President Pork headquarters or maybe a bailout for your college loans. Doesn’t excuse your idiocy though. Sorry.

The desperation is coming from the posters such as yourself. I’m not itching for brownie points (heckuva job, by the way…), so much as enjoying your girl scout kookiness. I do dig your sign-off…

Truth.

Peace.

Mar 16, 2009 - 9:59 pm 224. Oscar the Grump:

Folks you’re hearing it from me first. I want to nominate JACKIE MASON for President of the United States. That silver tongued devil deserves our appreciation and vote.

Mar 16, 2009 - 10:26 pm 225. Oscar the Grump:

Those of you who don’t know who JACKIE MASON is, you can get some of the story in an interview with him on tmz video.

This is a man we can all get behind!

Mar 16, 2009 - 10:29 pm 226. Oscar the Grump:

Those of you who do take the time to look up the video on this, note the great way JACKIE handles his interview. It’s a lesson we can all learn.

Also note how Al Sharpton handles the questions posed about Jackie Mason in another video. Its the first time I’ve ever seen old Al stymied.

Mar 16, 2009 - 10:34 pm 227. Nine-of-Diamonds:

“The desperation is coming from the posters such as yourself. I’m not itching for brownie points (heckuva job, by the way…”

Little known fact: Accusing your political opponents of being pedophiles is a SURE sign that the truth is on your side. Way to convince people you’re not desperate.

And the blind faith in 0bama is kind of cute, IMO. Primitives have their idols, and progs have their Affirmative Action do-nothing “president”…

Mar 17, 2009 - 1:00 am 228. acj:

And now, I see a special man with hopes and dreams, strung up on a cross, with people hollering hateful things and throwing rocks and making him bleed. The angry crowd ostracizes him. He wanted peace and not war, generosity not greed, a new direction for our independence, A better world. I see how you are. I see who you are.
What are you doing on Easter?

Mar 17, 2009 - 6:17 am 229. Chuck Pelto:

TO: Nine-of-Diamonds
RE: Lossing It

“Little known fact: Accusing your political opponents of being pedophiles is a SURE sign that the truth is on your side. Way to convince people you’re not desperate.” — Nine-of-Diamonds

Actually, I think he lost it with the ‘lemon’ reference. If not somewhere before. The secondary ‘detonations’ were quite indicative.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[You know you've scored a catastrophic hit from all the secondary detonations.]

Mar 17, 2009 - 6:23 am 230. Chuck Pelto:

TO: All
RE: DavidS

“Somehow you know that the majority of voters who selected Obama really had something else entirely in mind than the policies and principles he espoused… I don’t see why I should believe your scenario.” — DavidS to Bilgeman

It’s pretty obvious that DavidS can’t read or comprehend English or is something much, much worse.

I blame the vaunted American public education system for the likes of DavidS and all the yewts who didn’t have the brains or the education in thinking rationally to avoid voting this illegal-alien to be the President of the United States.

For thirty years they’ve been ’setting US up’, teaching children WHAT to think instead of HOW to think. And now we have THIS on our hands.

It’ll probably take an literal Act of God to sort the mess out. And, if David Wilkerson is correct, that may be on it’s way.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Every people gets the governance they deserve.]

Mar 17, 2009 - 6:30 am 231. Janet:

I’m left speechless.

Mar 17, 2009 - 8:15 pm 232. Chuck Pelto:

TO: Janet
RE: What’s That???!?!?

“I’m left speechless.” — Janet

I can’t hear you.

Could you type a little louder?

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[As of tomorrow, all passwords must be entered in braille.]

Mar 18, 2009 - 6:21 am 233. Well Educated Cad:

I’m waiting for the first ” Re-Education camps” to open.
Why is Obama so scared of Rush?
Oh Yeah- he points out the Truth and the Annoyed One cannot have that..

Mar 18, 2009 - 8:52 am 234. Wilton Jere Tidwell:

In order to get more Muslims working in the upper chambers of government, an Ialamic oganization calling themselves “Muslim Americans”(an oximoron) have submitted a book of over 300 Muslims, who haven’t been caught,yet, at anything anti American, so they may have even, unlike the rest of the Democrats, paid some taxes, recently.
We now know Mr Obama or should I say Sahib Obama, or Imam Obama, wants to have someone around he can trust completely.
If you have any doubts about this article, look up Noreen S.Ahmed-Ullah, who writes for the Chicago Tribune. Her column was picked up by the Arizona Republic, Sunday Mar 29,2009, and the above is the truth about what she really meant. She said it is not unusual for special people to be sent to the president for his consideration for a “job”.

Mar 31, 2009 - 11:24 am 235. Wilton Jere Tidwell:

I recently overheard a retired Military Man say the only way to save America, from those who are trying to destroy it, is “A Military Coup” and the installation of a Right Wing General as interium President. This was my fear all along. Any sudden lurch to the left, as has happened, evokes a response that is equal and opposite and both are bad for the country.
Basically, when a Majority realizes they can keep sending a group, of politicians, to government, who will vote them benefits from the treasury, the minority who pays those benefits, always rebels. They sometimes vote them out with the help of those who will awaken and go back to work, but mostly, it happens like it did in 1776, when the intellectuals and well off farmers, revolted and fought a war, when the oppressors wouldn’t give up their benefits any other way. God Help Us, if the former doesn’t work soon, because one way or the other, we’ll get freedom from mandatory servitude.(Taxation without repesentation)

Mar 31, 2009 - 11:40 am 236. Wilton Jere Tidwell:

The democrats saw Mr. Clinton get elected by claiming the economy was in recession and as soon as he got into office admitted the economy was OK. Mr Obama and his party started too soon and 16 months, before the economy tanked, they said (it was a big lie) we were in recession. Ours is a confidence system and even in recession we could have recovered, but the president and all his party saw it as an opportunity to bankrupt the Capitalist system and install a socialist system, as has been done without any success in countries around the world, since 1918. (ours too will fail)
We can only stop this wreckless behavior, if we make it a crime of Treason, for anyone to say the economy is in recession, when it clearly is not. Democrats are proven unpatriotic and are a majority! WHAT TO DO? Beats me.

Mar 31, 2009 - 11:51 am 237. phillip:

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O – B – A – M – A = AMAZING/ AWESOME/ COOL/ MANLY/ LEADER/ BEST FRIEND/

OOOOOBAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

………..and if people doubt that which is obama, we will reply with the timeless creed that sums up this nation…………….YES!!!! WE!!!! CAN!!!!!

CHANGE IS COMING AMERICA, OBAMANATION RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR

I LOVE YOU OBAMA, YOUR MY EVERYTHING. I DREAM OF YOU AT NIGHT RIDING A WHITE STALLION AND SWINGING A SWORD AGAINST TERRORISTS. PLEASE CONTINUE BEING YOU OBAMA, FOREVER AND EVER!

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