Comments on: Laughing at the Contradictions of Socialism in America http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/laughing-at-the-contradictions-of-socialism-in-america/ Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:40:06 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Oscar the Grump http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/laughing-at-the-contradictions-of-socialism-in-america/comment-page-3/#comment-217667 Oscar the Grump Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:16:15 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=48763#comment-217667 Word just came in from the Communist Effeciency Olympics. The Chinese beat the Russians in the butt wipe contest......Their explanation, their butts were half the size of the Russians. Just in , Just in Butt wipe contest was won by the Polish Communists by using just one section of toilet paper........Their explanation, they used both sides. Word just came in from the Communist Effeciency Olympics.

The Chinese beat the Russians in the butt wipe contest……Their explanation, their butts were half the size of the Russians.

Just in , Just in

Butt wipe contest was won by the Polish Communists by using just one section of toilet paper……..Their explanation, they used both sides.

]]> By: Navigator7 http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/laughing-at-the-contradictions-of-socialism-in-america/comment-page-3/#comment-217660 Navigator7 Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:42:50 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=48763#comment-217660 BRAVO JD! My bottom of the cup sediments excatly! """20. JD: We should mock those in power - it is our most effective weapon. Whereas the Left spits venom at evil killer conservatives, we demonstrate our confidence in our beliefs by simply laughing at the ridiculous socialists: http://trackacrat.com/ Mar 5, 2009 - 6:04 am""" BRAVO JD!

My bottom of the cup sediments excatly!

“”"20. JD:
We should mock those in power – it is our most effective weapon. Whereas the Left spits venom at evil killer conservatives, we demonstrate our confidence in our beliefs by simply laughing at the ridiculous socialists:

http://trackacrat.com/

Mar 5, 2009 – 6:04 am”"”

]]> By: Retired Geek http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/laughing-at-the-contradictions-of-socialism-in-america/comment-page-3/#comment-217461 Retired Geek Sun, 08 Mar 2009 16:25:46 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=48763#comment-217461 NEWSFLASH this just in Insiders are reportedly planning a 'Mission Accomplished' celebratory bash, for Barack and Michelle Obama. Only Liberals and their NON-TAXPAYER subsidized minions, Marxists, Socialists and Communists are invited. Their will be $133 a pound steaks and the very best French Wines flown in for the bash. The date of the 'Mission Accomplished' celebratory bash, will be announced shortly after unemployment reaches or exceeds 22% and the stock market dips below 5000. NEWSFLASH this just in

Insiders are reportedly planning a ‘Mission Accomplished’ celebratory bash, for Barack and Michelle Obama.

Only Liberals and their NON-TAXPAYER subsidized minions, Marxists, Socialists and Communists are invited.

Their will be $133 a pound steaks and the very best French Wines flown in for the bash.

The date of the ‘Mission Accomplished’ celebratory bash, will be announced shortly after unemployment reaches or exceeds 22% and the stock market dips below 5000.

]]> By: Marie Claude http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/laughing-at-the-contradictions-of-socialism-in-america/comment-page-3/#comment-217342 Marie Claude Sun, 08 Mar 2009 12:34:41 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=48763#comment-217342 umm I ment the endless quarrel over to whom belongs a piece of hedge or acre across the channel umm I ment the endless quarrel over to whom belongs a piece of hedge or acre across the channel

]]> By: Marie Claude http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/laughing-at-the-contradictions-of-socialism-in-america/comment-page-3/#comment-217336 Marie Claude Sun, 08 Mar 2009 12:13:11 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=48763#comment-217336 Oscar, no wonder why I love the oscars :lol: BTW, it's not "embacils" but "imbéciles" Well, I guess that the "English" readings of the French has its origins from the earlier centuries, an endless quarrel between neighbours over to whom it belongs is still bothering them, mind you their elders were inviding us again :lol: Oscar, no wonder why I love the oscars :lol:

BTW, it’s not “embacils” but “imbéciles”

Well, I guess that the “English” readings of the French has its origins from the earlier centuries, an endless quarrel between neighbours over to whom it belongs is still bothering them, mind you their elders were inviding us again :lol:

]]> By: Oscar the Grump http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/laughing-at-the-contradictions-of-socialism-in-america/comment-page-3/#comment-217266 Oscar the Grump Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:39:13 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=48763#comment-217266 An American and a Russian were sitting in a French cafe arguing about WWII. The Russian said, "If you would have invaded Europe sooner you would have ended the war a year earlier!" The American replied, "If you wouldn't have messed around in Stalingrad, you would have ended the war a year sooner!" A Frenchman sitting near by turns to them, "Embacils!" The Russian and American turned in shock to the Frenchman. One stammered, "What would you have done?" The Frenchman scratched his beard and thought for a moment, "You see that rabbit over there." Their attention turned to the rabbit. The Frenchman continued, "If the rabbit eats from that grass over there, how big would its defecations be?" The Russian and the American were sure that the Frenchman was a bit insane and turned away from him. At that the Frenchman pointed to a horse and said, "If that horse eats from that very same grass, how big would his defecations be?" Both the Russian and the American shrugged and tried to turn away. The Frenchman, " You know what this means?" The two shook their heads with no idea. At that the Frenchman said," Look you both don't know about shit, and you're going to tell me how to run a war!" Marie Claude Are those bad guys picking on you? Let me know if you want some help. #26 one of my own You're a total ass. Oh, I'm sorry I think I get it now 26 is really your IQ and you were really trying to be funny. That was a good try; but, you're as funny as a fart in a diving bell. An American and a Russian were sitting in a French cafe arguing about WWII.
The Russian said, “If you would have invaded Europe sooner you would have ended the war a year earlier!”
The American replied, “If you wouldn’t have messed around in Stalingrad, you would have ended the war a year sooner!”
A Frenchman sitting near by turns to them, “Embacils!”
The Russian and American turned in shock to the Frenchman. One stammered, “What would you have done?”
The Frenchman scratched his beard and thought for a moment, “You see that rabbit over there.” Their attention turned to the rabbit.
The Frenchman continued, “If the rabbit eats from that grass over there, how big would its defecations be?”
The Russian and the American were sure that the Frenchman was a bit insane and turned away from him.
At that the Frenchman pointed to a horse and said, “If that horse eats from that very same grass, how big would his defecations be?”
Both the Russian and the American shrugged and tried to turn away.
The Frenchman, ” You know what this means?”
The two shook their heads with no idea.
At that the Frenchman said,” Look you both don’t know about shit, and you’re going to tell me how to run a war!”

Marie Claude
Are those bad guys picking on you? Let me know if you want some help.

#26 one of my own
You’re a total ass.
Oh, I’m sorry I think I get it now 26 is really your IQ and you were really trying to be funny. That was a good try; but, you’re as funny as a fart in a diving bell.

]]> By: Bob from Federicksburg http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/laughing-at-the-contradictions-of-socialism-in-america/comment-page-3/#comment-217222 Bob from Federicksburg Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:18:31 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=48763#comment-217222 Here's one: Ivan and Dimitri were two Soviet Treasury bureaucrats who were instructed to have the government ministries reduce their budgets. First they came to the Ministry of Education. Dimitri asked "How much do you spend per student?" A hundred rubles came the answer. "From now on you will spend only 50" replied Dimitri. Next they went to the Ministry of Health. " How much do you spend per patient?" A hundred rubles came the answer. "From now on you will spend only 50" replied Dimitri. Next they went to the Ministry of Prisons. " How much do you spend per prisoner?" 50 rubles came the answer. "From now on you will spend 100" replied Dimitri. Once they were outside Ivan asked Dimitri why he cut funding for students and patients but doubled it for prisoners. He answered" Ivan you idiot, once we are out of power where do you think they will sent us, school?" BTW that quote about America going to decadence without going thru a period of civilization came from Clemenceau, or so I was informed. Here’s one:
Ivan and Dimitri were two Soviet Treasury bureaucrats who were instructed to have the government ministries reduce their budgets.

First they came to the Ministry of Education. Dimitri asked “How much do you spend per student?” A hundred rubles came the answer.
“From now on you will spend only 50″ replied Dimitri.

Next they went to the Ministry of Health. ” How much do you spend per patient?” A hundred rubles came the answer.
“From now on you will spend only 50″ replied Dimitri.

Next they went to the Ministry of Prisons. ” How much do you spend per prisoner?” 50 rubles came the answer.
“From now on you will spend 100″ replied Dimitri.

Once they were outside Ivan asked Dimitri why he cut funding for students and patients but doubled it for prisoners.

He answered” Ivan you idiot, once we are out of power where do you think they will sent us, school?”

BTW that quote about America going to decadence without going thru a period of civilization came from Clemenceau, or so I was informed.

]]> By: Marie Claude http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/laughing-at-the-contradictions-of-socialism-in-america/comment-page-3/#comment-217016 Marie Claude Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:01:17 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=48763#comment-217016 God bless your father, but you'v got a melon that you don't deserve God bless your father, but you’v got a melon that you don’t deserve

]]> By: Saltherring http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/laughing-at-the-contradictions-of-socialism-in-america/comment-page-3/#comment-216988 Saltherring Sat, 07 Mar 2009 17:00:52 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=48763#comment-216988 Marie Claude, My father marched through the Arc de Triomphe in 1944. America should have saved our brave mens' lives and left you to the Germans. Perhaps by now they would have taught you some respect. Marie Claude,

My father marched through the Arc de Triomphe in 1944. America should have saved our brave mens’ lives and left you to the Germans. Perhaps by now they would have taught you some respect.

]]> By: Commissar Obamissar V http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/laughing-at-the-contradictions-of-socialism-in-america/comment-page-3/#comment-216911 Commissar Obamissar V Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:41:33 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=48763#comment-216911 Comrade Red Square, Thanks for sharing The Current Truth. Your expositioin of our People's Logic will greatly assist me in indocrtinating my family. It's For The Children!! BTW, How long did it take you to get that Zil you're driving in the picture? I've been waiting 13 years for my Trabant... Yours in CHope, Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products Comrade Red Square,

Thanks for sharing The Current Truth. Your expositioin of our People’s Logic will greatly assist me in indocrtinating my family. It’s For The Children!! BTW, How long did it take you to get that Zil you’re driving in the picture? I’ve been waiting 13 years for my Trabant…

Yours in CHope,

Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products

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