Obama Barackette
Maybe the birth certificate controversy should be over whether or not Obama is a little girl. Because he's acting like one.
A conspiracy theory has been going around for some time that Barack Obama is hiding his real birth certificate because he is actually constitutionally ineligible to be president. Like most respectable conservatives, I’ve stayed away from such conjecture so as not to get the crazy on me, but now I’ve been having second thoughts.
Many of Obama’s recent actions have made him seem quite suspect, and I’m beginning to think there is good reason to believe he is not eligible to be our president as outlined by our Founding Fathers in the Constitution. About the office of the president, Article 2, Section 1 clearly states: “neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years.”
Thus I believe Obama is not qualified as he is, in fact, a little girl.
Now, while Obama’s original birth certificate has never been made public, Hawaii has issued a certificate of live birth that declares Barack Obama to be a forty-eight-year-old man. Usually I’d consider something like that official enough, but evidence has mounted that’s made me doubt it. First it was his weakness on foreign policy. Then there were his complaints about Republican opposition. Next was just how easy he is to push around. Finally, there is his whimpering about Fox News. Now, I think we owe it to the Constitution and the Founding Fathers to analyze Obama and ask ourselves: Are these the actions of an adult male or a whiny, sissy little girl?
This is an important question, and we should treat it seriously. Now I know partisan hacks are going to scream, “He’s not a little girl! Shut up shut up shut up!” But the evidence is devastating. Just look at Obama’s foreign policy since taking office. As enemies like Iran oppress their people and move towards obtaining nuclear weapons, does he strike back against them forcefully like any real man would? No, that’s too scary for him. Tough talk like that would make him hug his dolly. He just wants to talk and be nice so no one yells at him.
He even tried inviting Iran to a barbecue. That sounds a lot like a sissy little girl too afraid to stand up to people. Any day now, he might invite Ahmadinejad over to play house with him. Obama even took missile defense out of Eastern Europe because he didn’t want people getting all angry — just the sort of thing a little girl would worry about. For wimpy actions like this, Norway awarded him the Nobel Peace Prize, which is basically a prize awarded to people in recognition of them being dainty little girls.
Even greater evidence of Obama being a little girl, though, is his girlish whining. He’s constantly whining about his predecessor President Bush, screaming “that’s not fair!” anytime someone suggests he might need to shoulder some responsibility for the economy (and aren’t his trillions in spending for a country in debt something anyone smarter than a little girl would have instantly seen as a problem?). Obama is also constantly throwing tantrums about the Republicans opposing him.
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1. Pedrosito:Obama is thin skined and this thank God could be his undoing. I am sure a lot of people are observing his petulance.
Oct 27, 2009 - 1:32 am 2. ic:I resent your denigrating little girls. He is male, you should be man enough to claim him as one of your own.
Oct 27, 2009 - 1:39 am 3. ic:Throw him out? You’ll get a baldheaded big mouthed little man. Quite a sight. Throw him out, you’ll get a Cruella de Vil. Throw her out, you’ll get Lady MacBeth.
Think long and hard, be careful of what you wished for.
Oct 27, 2009 - 1:49 am 4. digitalis:3. – ic: I’ll take the baldheaded big mouthed little man any day over the “sob sister”. At least that big mouth inadvertantly tells the truth every once in a while and even more, HE IS AN AMERICAN who might be misguided but HE LOVES THIS COUNTRY. His boss’ loathing for all things American except what our money can buy him in the way of “lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” is too obvious to ignore anymore and three more years of being led by this hater is more than some of us can endure.
Oct 27, 2009 - 3:36 am 5. TTSSYF:IC –
I’ll take the bald-headed big-mouthed little man any day over the vain, shallow, narcissistic, lazy, cowardly man-child that currently occupies the White House. At least the bald-headed big-mouthed little man appears to be something of a patriot.
Oct 27, 2009 - 3:48 am 6. Emma:I beg your pardon – sissy little girl? Seriously? Did we time-travel back to the 50’s and I didn’t notice?
Let’s see if YOU’RE man enough to admit that was lousy way to describe his behavior.
Oct 27, 2009 - 4:13 am 7. Pedrosito:Could you fill me in on the bald headed little man is? Biden ,yes he is bald ,but not little,except for his intellect.
Oct 27, 2009 - 4:20 am 8. logdon:Even the dog gets veal. Veal? In the shape of a dog house? Maybe with a nice piquant sauce also?
I’m old enough to remember when all self respecting butcher’s sold ‘lights’ as dog food.
For the uninitiated, lights here in Britain were anything humans considered too outre to be beyond our consumption. And considering we ate cows udders, pigs cheeks, lambs testicles, sheep hearts and brains and all manner of formless and slithery animals vital organs, ‘beyond consumption’ was pretty far down the food chain.
Nothing like that for precious Bo, though. Not only do they narcissisticaly name him after his owner (whoever heard of that? – maybe they should have qualified it with a ‘Junior” or ‘The Second in Roman numerals, ‘II’) but he gets to eat the fancy food also.
Kobe steak next?
Now if Obama was a real man of his people shouldn’t Obomutt be eating soul food, chitlins, stewed goat or jerk chicken?
Seems like the ‘Black experience’ has raised a few notches. Or do all dogs in Chicago enjoy dining on the fatted calf?
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:01 am 9. Lili von Shtupp:Hey, I used to be a little girl. If I would have acted like he has, I would have died from embarrassment. Even my Barbies would have had nothing to do with me.
He’s acting like a sissy boy. And heaven help us all when Putin/Ahmadinejad/Kim Jong Il runs his underwear up the flag pole. It ain’t gonna be pretty.
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:04 am 10. logdon:6. Emma:
Maybe your hissy fit reaction proves the point? Are you stamping your feet too?
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:09 am 11. Paul -Indiana:I have often referred to Obama as ‘Teleprompter Barbie’. It seems I was ahead of the game.
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:12 am 12. Hejsan:Well, I may be female, but I was never a sissy little girl. I think it’s a toss-up: sissy little girl or pansy little boy?
I’m sure Cruella and Lady McBeth sized this miniature metro-sexual up and wanted him to be elected so that they could “control” him, but has anyone tried to control a spoiled brat?
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:23 am 13. Sheila:Frank, thank you for the early morning laugh! Started my day right.
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:28 am 14. Max Power:…there is more ir-refutable evidence.
………..when he through out the opening pitch at a baseball game. That confirmed it for me.
and didn’t Larry Sinclair think he was a little girl too? They were playing house or tea-bagging or something.
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:33 am 15. Max Power:threw out the opening pitch …where is my proof reader ! DANM !
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:37 am 16. RE:To be fair, There are a lot of women tougher and more courageous than Obambi.
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:49 am 17. EnemyoftheState:This explains it all. I thought he was a travesty. He’s actually a transvestite.
Awesome, Frank.
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:53 am 18. Cybergeezer:Congress (the Democrats) have let this man-child-whining-sissy choose the czars so he wouldn’t have to make any decisions; Congress is shielding and coddling him in the exact same fashion he’s been shielded and coddled his entire life.
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:56 am 19. Cybergeezer:Ha! Right! Several weeks ago I was postulating that he had been neutered!
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Oct 27, 2009 - 6:13 am 21. steveegg:Krazy Kim would do better to offer Obama a Skittle-farting unicorn for the nuclear secrets.
Seriously, I know 8-year-old girls who are more mature than the current occupant of the Oval Office (and don’t call me Shirley).
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:16 am 22. XiaoMei:Girl-bashing. Dumb.
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:33 am 23. Jamie W.:My two-year-old daughter could take ‘im.
I wonder how many more times you’d need to repeat “obama” and “little sissy girl” to get the Google bomb going. . .
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:34 am 24. Paul of Alexandria:I’ve got a little girl – a redhead; you don’t cross her if you want to live! I’ll take your average little girl over this whiner of a president.
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:35 am 25. Annie:Frank, I’m hoping you did not mean to be so derogatory towards little girls.
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:35 am 26. paul_unalaska:However, I think we understand the analogy, and unfortunately ,
…. it’s a true one.
Another tough sell of Obama is his being ‘athletic’.
The guy played basketball at a private high school.. in Hawaii!
How tough was the ‘competition’?
As an adult, Obama’s admitted, as has George W Bush, to using cocaine. As well as his continuing smoking addiction for more than 20 years.
The smoking wouldn’t be such news if it wasn’t for his attempted lie about quitting in the Dan Rather interview last year. Or his wife spending a couple billion of the ’stimulus’ money on healthier school lunches. I’ve got a plan Michelle. How’s about making school age children lunches the responsibility of the PARENT. The school isn’t supposed to raise your kid.
Anywho, here’s Obama on the cover of Men’s Health magazine for the 2nd time in 12 months. I saw the magazine cover when participating in the Marine Corps marathon this past week-end.
The cover is usually afforded to people, in workout gear who epitomize healthy living/ lifestyle.
Obama is again in a button-up shirt and slacks..
Now I’m well aware of who owns Men’s Health. Though wouldn’t it dawn on that person, a moment of lucid thought, to see the false set of goods their pimping?
Again, no fan of George W, but he is a man who’s in great shape. I recall him maintaining a 7:00 minute mile for ~5k run while in the White House. That’s impressive for an older guy.
Though the accolade for most athletically gifted President was Gerald Ford. I know I know. The golfing incidents. Though he did shoot a hole-in-one at a Pro-Am.
In high school football Ford was All-City. Winning 2 National Titles while at Michigan. There were pro scouts who’d shown an interest in Ford as well.
Oh well. I’m just waiting for the likelihood of Obama on the cover of Scientific American..
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:35 am 27. Tony R:I also think you are being a bit unfair to little girls everywhere with this comparison. There’s no need to switch gender to illustrate how ineffectual he is – he’s just a spoilt brat who thought that the backhanders, lies and spin that greased his way to the top in US politics was also going to work on the world stage.
Welcome to the real world.
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:37 am 28. Sebastian Shaw:President Obama is in the deep ocean without a life jacket at the predator fish circle beneath him; however, Obama’s bravado & arrogance thinks he can be kept afloat as the critters nibble at him underneath by a thousand cuts. In other words, President Obama is in over his head as POTUS; he is under-qualified, inexperienced, ignorant, & arrogant all rolled up into a miserable human being with a chip on his shoulder of the greatness of the United States equal to his malignant narcissism.
Capitulation is weakness. He is indeed a little girl with “glistening pecks.” If he was any more of an empty suit, he would be a Warwolf.
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Oct 27, 2009 - 6:48 am 30. Pedrosito:Can we agree Obama is a girly man. Petulant young boys act like bambi. He never had a man in his life so what do you expect.
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:48 am 31. Paul:13. Sheila: Frank, thank you for the early morning laugh! Started my day right.
16. RE: To be fair, There are a lot of women tougher and more courageous than Obambi.
Thank you, Sheila and RE; I am 100% with both of you. And Frank, what an intriguing, on-the-money observation; good work.
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:49 am 32. Paul:Or maybe Michelle is really the one wearing the pants. After all, bho has publicly acknowledged her as his most trusted advisor.
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:58 am 33. A.W.:mmm, the thing you are missing, though is this: if obama is thrown out of office, then Biden becomes president.
Scary, huh?
Oct 27, 2009 - 7:21 am 34. XiaoMei:10. logdon:
6. Emma:
Maybe your hissy fit reaction proves the point? Are you stamping your feet too?
Pardon me, I have to address this one. Is any argument a “hissy fit”? Is any argument presented by a woman a “hissy fit”? You must consider Liz Cheney and Sarah Palin to be one royal pair of sissies, logdon.
Mr. Fleming, it looks like you derailed any hope of a good discussion with your ill-considered comparison.
Oct 27, 2009 - 7:29 am 35. Moho:He even tried inviting Iran to a barbecue. That sounds a lot like a sissy little girl too afraid to stand up to people. Any day now, he might invite Ahmadinejad over to play house with him.
Yep, because everyone knows what a man would have done. A real man would have sunk us deeper into debt by igniting a war with Iran. A real man would have gotten more American teens killed in another war based on another set of lies. A real man would have killed women and children in another country.
If anyone is a little girl, its people like you, playing war with other people’s money and other people’s lives and insisting that our military somehow enhances their masculinity. You must have testicles the size of raisins.
Oct 27, 2009 - 7:57 am 36. Son of Bob:The baseball “toss” in the girl jeans would be damning evidence in any trial.
Oct 27, 2009 - 8:03 am 37. Silhouette:SpongeBob: [to Gary] “Looks like we’re going to start our training now, ladies. [he laughs] I call you a lady to humiliate and demean you.” It’s a motivational tool we coaches use. [cut to Sandy walking down a street somewhere. She suddenly stops]
Sandy: “Hmm, I don’t know why, but I think I’ll kick Spongebob’s butt tomorrow.”
Oct 27, 2009 - 8:11 am 38. deguello:I thought he was a little boy,…wait! that was racist! So now he’s a little girl? Better hide that, or NAMBLA stop contributing to the democrat party.
Oct 27, 2009 - 8:23 am 39. john from cinncinatti:moho 35: how many kids you got over in the war zone?
Oct 27, 2009 - 8:44 am 40. tanstaafl:sunk us deeper in debt? i guess the big O is a real man because he has gotten us deeper in debt and wants to drive us further in. the point is that a certain metrosexual, can’t handle the power of this high performance vehicle that someone gave him the keys to.
We have a president who could easily wipe countries off the map with the push of a button crying about one network allowing bad things to be said about him. What possible rational explanation could there be for that?
Well, those bad things are true. And thin-skinned authoritarian types, bullies, hate the truth more than anything else.
It’s funny watching the Prezzydent & his Chicago Handlers (”we won, shut up”)try to pretend they’re not obsessed with criticism.
They couldn’t take the High Road if it smacked them in the face.
Oct 27, 2009 - 8:49 am 41. Peter the Bubblehead:9. Lili von Shtupp wrote:
He’s acting like a sissy boy. And heaven help us all when Putin/Ahmadinejad/Kim Jong Il runs his underwear up the flag pole. It ain’t gonna be pretty.
Peter writes: Hey, maybe we’ll have found something The Won is actually willing to salute?
Oct 27, 2009 - 8:55 am 42. J. Oliver:You knew you were going to catch aitch eee double-ell for that comparison, didn’t you Mr. Fleming?
Obama is more like a little boy (or girl) who picks up his (or her) football and goes home when the game isn’t going his (or her) way.
Oct 27, 2009 - 8:59 am 43. biblio44:“Maybe the birth certificate controversy should be over whether or not Obama is a little girl.”
Keep goin’, Frankie! You haven’t hit bottom yet. You’re only in the gutter, but there’s always the sewer.
Oct 27, 2009 - 9:11 am 44. Frank J. Fleming:Moho:
Maybe the one who is the little girl is the one who trolls comment sections just to whine.
Oct 27, 2009 - 9:18 am 45. Mr Lucky:35. Moho.
“Yep, because everyone knows what a man would have done. A real man would have… A real man would have… …American teens… A real man would have…”
Are you manly man?
Are you saying that our armed services are comprised solely of ” American teens”? Or that anyone beyond the teen years is fair game in battle, but not ” American teens”?
“If anyone is a little girl, its people like you, playing war with other people’s money and other people’s lives and insisting that our military somehow enhances their masculinity.”
Should all wars be framed in this way? Or only the wars that you disapprove of? Has Obama stated that Afghanistan is the “right” war?
“You must have testicles the size of raisins.”
So the size of balls is pertinent in life? Would you find a need to ball check Margaret Thacher, or… Hillary Clinton? Sarah Palin? Michelle Obama? Mary, mother of Jesus?
Oct 27, 2009 - 9:19 am 46. RRmike:You do injustice to little girls everywhere, my 6yr old grandaughter would clock a bully boy from Iran.
Oct 27, 2009 - 9:23 am 47. octogalore:Agree with the women (and men) above who think that was a foolish comparison. Mr. Fleming, if you have daughters, I hope you have not conveyed this kind of thinking to them. That would be quite harmful, as well as inaccurate.
To the editors: if you want to be a vehicle for encouraging conservative political victory, I would encourage you not to publish further material denigrating the strength and courage of 52% of the population.
Oct 27, 2009 - 9:30 am 48. Trainwreck:#2: “Throw him out? You’ll get a baldheaded big mouthed little man. Quite a sight. Throw him out, you’ll get a Cruella de Vil. Throw her out, you’ll get Lady MacBeth.
Think long and hard, be careful of what you wished for.”
Isn’t it strange how the chain of succession has all the left wing loons? It is as if they covered their bases: if a nuke hits DC, it is unlikely they will all be in DC at the same time.
Rather than Obama being a sissy little girl maybe he is:
a crab person (South Park) trying to metrosexualize the country.
a genetically engineered roach from outer space (see “Team America”: after defeating Kim Jung Il, a roach crawls out of his mouth to escape to the mother ship.)
Or a reptilian alien, like the one on V: can you picture some Fox News journalist ripping off Obama’s skin and exposing a reptilian humanoid?
NOnetheless, I believe all of Obozo’s hissy fits have a more sinister purpose: to distract from the behind-the-scenes deconstruction of the US. Once we are weakened militarily and our economy in collapse, his elite marxist/socialist buddies, ecofascists and Islamists can get control of America’s largesse.
Oct 27, 2009 - 9:38 am 49. goy:@47. octogalore: – I would encourage you not to publish further material denigrating the strength and courage of 52% of the population.
I would encourage you to actually read the article. It’s not the strength and courage – or even the media-induced gullibility – of the population we’re laughing at.
Oct 27, 2009 - 9:45 am 50. goy:@3. ic: – Throw him out? You’ll get a baldheaded big mouthed little man. Quite a sight. Throw him out, you’ll get a Cruella de Vil. Throw her out, you’ll get Lady MacBeth.
Hmmm… Robert Byrd as Lady MacBeth… it has a funny ring to it, but it kind a fits.
Ultimately, at the rate BHO and his handlers are driving the Republic off a cliff, we’re much more likely to end up with this.
Oct 27, 2009 - 9:52 am 51. Mikee:Ridicule is a very effective technique to de-legitimize a pompous autocrat.
Oct 27, 2009 - 9:56 am 52. Paul -Indiana:Especially easy when the emperor goes out into public stark naked, I might add.
#47. That 52% the Obamanistas toss around is 52% of those who voted. The fact is that 58% of the electorate actually turned out and the 52% you refer to are those who voted for this empty suit. Multiply .58 by .52 and you get 31%. That’s not quite a majority.
Oct 27, 2009 - 10:01 am 53. Cybergeezer:Barakie’s gonna get his panties in a bunch if he reads this article!
Oct 27, 2009 - 10:07 am 54. JJ:New car bumper sticker:
I’M NOT RACIST…I DON’T LIKE HIS WHITE HALF EITHER!!!
Oct 27, 2009 - 11:46 am 55. Nellie:ACtually the Hawaii Dept of Health has confirmed that Obama’s online COLB is forged. They admitted that as of Aug 9, 1961 they had no information on Barack Hussein Obama II. The COLB says it was “filed by registrar” on Aug 8, 1961.
If the author of this article is reading this, please will you e-mail me so I can send you a copy of the letter I sent to the Hawaii governor, lieutenant governor, and every member of the Hawaii House and Senate? In it I ask for an official legislative investigation of 6 particular issues where the evidence suggests that the DOH, Dept of Hawaiian Home Lands, and AG offices have engaged in (I believe coordinated) illegal activities.
Including not reporting to law enforcement and FBI the posting of what they knew to be a forged document.
Oct 27, 2009 - 11:49 am 56. Arius:Great article. It made me laugh (and I needed that today). Obama acts like a whinny little girl but that masks as very dangerous man.
Oct 27, 2009 - 11:51 am 57. Nellie:And they also have admitted that Obama’s birth certificate has been amended.
Oct 27, 2009 - 11:52 am 58. Little Sissy Girl:please visit my homepage
Oct 27, 2009 - 12:09 pm 59. Jim Baker:Meanwhile, this bunch of deadly serious babies is shoving their health care plans right where the sun don’t shine. Bend over folks, I heard it hurts less that way.
Oct 27, 2009 - 12:12 pm 60. goy:These people have to be rooted out of our government. It is way past time to get to work on it.
By the way Frank, I did get your humor. Suffice it to say that I am not in the mood for humor any more.
@55. Nellie: – ACtually the Hawaii Dept of Health has confirmed that Obama’s online COLB is forged. … And they also have admitted that Obama’s birth certificate has been amended.
When and where did they confirm and admit these things?
Oct 27, 2009 - 12:12 pm 61. HoosierHawk:There is nothing wrong with little girls – Shouldn’t throw that out as a insult. I’m hoping to vote for a “girl” in ‘12.
That said, BHO is quite the priss, did you know that it hurt’s his feelings if you make fun of his ears?
Oct 27, 2009 - 12:14 pm 62. Sebastian Shaw:President Obama is also the whiner-in-chief for constantly playing the victim card for his failures; I predicted he would not take responsibility for anything that failed, yet I don’t like seeing our supposed leader play the victim card every time. He does indeed play the girly-man role too well. Obama is so empty that he has to keep a suit on to keep from imploding & collapsing a dying star.
Oct 27, 2009 - 12:43 pm 63. David:I feel that this piece is insulting to little girls. To compare them to this piece of trash is as low as it gets.
Can 2012 get here any sooner?
Oct 27, 2009 - 12:47 pm 64. Sebastian Shaw:Jim Baker, the Health Care bill is still in trouble since no Republicans have signed onto the bill (they are trying to get Olympia Snowe on board but no luck to spin it as “bipartisan”); the Democrats do not want it to be an only-Democrat bill. However, they made their bed of nails, lay in it. Health Care is not a done deal. Harry Reid is incompetent. So is President Obama & Negative Nancy Pelosi. We the people are still against this monstrosity as the legislatures continue to live in denial.
Oct 27, 2009 - 12:48 pm 65. Peter the Bubblehead:48. Trainwreck wrote:
Or a reptilian alien, like the one on V: can you picture some Fox News journalist ripping off Obama’s skin and exposing a reptilian humanoid?
Peter writes: Funny you should make that comparison, since in the new remake of V, coming out next month, the aliens arrive to bring “Hope” and “Change” to the Earth and the leader of the Visitors (Anna in the new show) refuses to cooperate with any news agency that might present the V’s in anything but a positive light.
For a time I thought perhaps someone at ABC might have stopped drinking the Kool-Aid, but I have recently heard the show is having production problems and went into an early hiatus. Could it be someone high up at ABC realized what they were producing and is trying to stop it before others make the connection between the Visitors and The Won?
Oct 27, 2009 - 12:49 pm 66. Nellie:#60 A more complete explanation regarding the “date filed” situation is at http://naturalborncitizen.wordpress.com/2009/10/07/uipa-request-5-from-leo-c-donofrio/
Looks like Leo’s taken down the post about them admitting that the birth certificate has been amended. He’s involved in legal action right now so he might be doing some strategic editing. But it’s the same type of deal. The DOH was asked for the amended birth certificate for President Obama. Rather than saying it doesn’t exist, they said access to that document was denied.
Oct 27, 2009 - 1:06 pm 67. eburchelli:We girls do not like having Obama’s behavior referred to as little girl tantrums. How about what he really is – an effeminate male. There are many liberal men in that state, due to their capitulation during the rise of the feminist movement. Mothers who raise their little boys to be sissies.
Obama didn’t even have a full time mother and not much of a father. It might be understandable knowing his background, that he is as unstable as he is. What gets me most of all, is that stance he maintains, with his head thrown back and that pissy look on his face, tight jaw and stiff chin, as if he’s king of the world.
Oct 27, 2009 - 1:07 pm 68. Nellie:#60 Okay. Now I’ll answer what you actually asked. lol. Sorry.
It was a little over a month ago, in an e-mail response to a UIPA request (Hawaii’s version of FOIA). UIPA requires information about what records the government has to be available to anyone who asks. They are required to respond in one of four ways: 1) We don’t have that information/document. 2) We have it but can’t disclose it. 3) We have it and here it is. 4) I don’t understand your question.
Oct 27, 2009 - 1:13 pm 69. A.W.:Moho
You know, if Obama had sufficient stones he could scare iran into disarming without a shot. That’s why I actually wanted Guiliani to be the next president, and yes, for a republican congress. Then all the terrorists and dictators would say, “oh sh–, we are in for it now,” and they would start obeying without having to trouble ourselves with kicking their a–es.
Weakness makes us less safe and the world less peaceful. I wish you dirty hippies would get that through your thick skull. For instance, imagine how much more peaceful the 1940’s might have been if England had listened to Churchill more often than Chamberlain in the 1930’s. Yeah, dirty hippies thought Churchill was the warmonger, but who had the best chance of avoiding the conflagration of WWII and the holocaust to boot? Churchill.
Peace through strength, what a concept.
Oct 27, 2009 - 1:52 pm 70. A.W.:Btw, Frank, I have to say this is more than a little unfair. Little girls are not half as wimpy as obama. indeed, just the other day i saw four girls take obama’s blackberry and play keep away with it until he broke down and cried. So really, don’t be so hard on little girls.
(humor aside, very funny column)
Oct 27, 2009 - 1:56 pm 71. Dr. Feelgood:“Maybe the birth certificate controversy should be over whether or not Obama is a little girl. Because he’s acting like one.”
Dear Lord I nearly blew out a lung stifling a guffaw at that line. Now to RTWT…
Oct 27, 2009 - 2:20 pm 72. SukieTawdry:Listen, as a former little girl myself, I resent these aspersions. I regard him as more sissified than girlish.
David Axelrod wondered if Obama could take a punch. You have your answer, Dave: only if his opponent pulls it. Hell, he can’t even take a feint.
Oct 27, 2009 - 2:31 pm 73. SukieTawdry:I think a Greg Morton encore is in order here: http://a12iggymom.vox.com/library/video/6a011017b498f4860e0110167c44f2860c.html
Oct 27, 2009 - 2:44 pm 74. TriGeek:In high school he towered over his teammates, mostly of Asian-mixed heritage, but he was never a starter, yet all of a sudden he is this amazing hoopster. When I saw him try to bowl, I knew the truth. Then when I saw him throw out the first pitch, everything was confirmed; this guys is a whimp. Metrosexual to the max. For all the time he spends on the golf course, he sure has a lousy game. It reminds me of when John Kerry wanted to prove his manhood by “goin huntin”. He looked so out of place.
Oct 27, 2009 - 3:14 pm 75. octogalore:Paul at #52: I was referring to 52% women in the US, not 52% Obama voters. I have no problem with Frank Fleming denigrating Obama voters, not being one myself (nor do I plan to be one in 2012). I do have a problem with him denigrating women. And yes, using “woman” or “girl” as an insult to a man is denigrating women.
And for the record, my daughter (who at five is an actual “little girl”) has a better understanding of economics than Pres. Obama. Our neighborhood is plagued by a lot of houses with Obama placards outside, and while driving her home from an errand, I commented to my husband that we may not wish to take my daughter trick-or-treating at those households, as they might want to take her candy and redistribute it. She said they’d have more fun if they went and got their own candy.
Oct 27, 2009 - 3:26 pm 76. Jeffrey:# 58’s name is Pussy!
While Baracketta may be a sissy girl, Baracketta is also full of horse crap, so the case could be made that Baracketta is a little girl’s pony full of crap. That pony is crapping all over the place.
Oct 27, 2009 - 3:32 pm 77. Donna V.:Just visit #58 Pussies website and see for yourself; nothing but crap.
Baracketta is full of crap.
Baracketta’s parent or guardian never told Baracketta that it wasn’t nice for little girls or their ponies to lie.
Baracketta’s pastor never told Baracketta that lying cheating and stealing was something little girls or their ponies should not do. Even Baracketta’s friend Michelle has not told Baracketta or her pony these things. So don’t blame the little 8 year old girl or her pony, blame her guardians, mentors and her friends.
Sheesh, Fleming wasn’t out to insult all womenkind with his comparison. We all know the sort of whiney little girl he’s talking about. I immediately thought of pampered Nellie Olson. (And I never see Bill Clinton’s face without thinking “Eddie Haskell – the later years.”)
Sure, he could have said whiney little brat, since plenty of boys are whiners too. But, given the lack of testicular fortitude bambi has displayed when it comes to enemies foreign (he saves all his energy for the domestic opposition), calling him a little girl cuts even deeper.
Palin has bigger cojones than he does. So does my 7 year old niece.
Oct 27, 2009 - 3:51 pm 78. Emma:@ octogalore
“To the editors: if you want to be a vehicle for encouraging conservative political victory, I would encourage you not to publish further material denigrating the strength and courage of 52% of the population.”
PREcisely. You don’t need “stones” to have courage, and little girls aren’t automatically “sissy,” nor are little boys (or men) automatically brave. And most especially, disagreeing with a man is not “having a hissy fit.”
And if Republicans ever want to be in power again, they had better start figuring that out.
Oct 27, 2009 - 4:06 pm 79. Emma:@ Donna V “But, given the lack of testicular fortitude bambi has displayed… ”
You undermine your own point with that very sentence. Since when is fortitude “testicular”?
Oct 27, 2009 - 4:23 pm 80. Potter:What do moms do when the little ones stomp their feet and whine? After giving them a chance to explain themselves, they usually end up in a time out — literally cornered. Exactly where Obama belongs.
A Final Exam for Professor Obama
Oct 27, 2009 - 4:35 pm 81. Now and Then:http://jeffersonsrebels.blogspot.com/2009/10/final-exam-for-professor-obama_24.html
26. paul_unalaska:
“As an adult, Obama’s admitted, as has George W Bush, to using cocaine.”
Really? Bush admitted it? I don’t think so. He didn’t have the balls to admit it. In fact, he had to cook up some “I was wrestling with a pretzel” fairytale rather than admit he was shit-faced drunk. Talk about a sissy boy.
Oct 27, 2009 - 4:52 pm 82. vivo:Poke, poke, poke
Repeat, repeat, repeat
Bang, bang, bang
The right-wing indoctrination method
Are your brains soft enough now?
Oct 27, 2009 - 4:54 pm 83. Now and Then:Who cries more than Boehner and Beck? Wait, wait, you’re right, I shouldn’t include Beck because, well, he’s faking it all the time. WAKE UP people!
Oct 27, 2009 - 4:56 pm 84. PajamasMedia Rethinks its View on Obama’s Eligibility « Just Americans Making Ethical Statements Weblog:[...] For the analysis of Obama as a little girl: http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/obama-a-whiny-little-girl-in-disguise/ [...]
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:05 pm 85. DAROGR:The first thing Michelle O did after she had her kids was castrate him (figuratively any way).
He’s a eunuch.
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:13 pm 86. Willa:“Teleprompter Barbie” I like that. Last thing I liked was some blogger who called Obama, “Chesty McCheesecake.”
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:22 pm 87. Krig the Viking:@Emma “You undermine your own point with that very sentence. Since when is fortitude “testicular”?”
Since God invented testosterone, that’s when!
Look, it’s a well-established scientific fact that men are bigger, stronger, and can maintain higher levels of aggression for longer than women can. That’s just the way it is. So why exactly are you upset that someone is indirectly implying that little girls are weaker and less aggressive than grown men? Whining about political correctness is one thing, whining about blatantly obvious physical reality is a whole other level…
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:30 pm 88. malclave:While the article does provide some insightful analysis, there is one piece of evidence that was overlooked, which should demonstrate conclusively that Barack Obama is NOT a little girl:
Little girls like Tea Parties. President Obama does not.
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:47 pm 89. Donna V.:Emma, it’s called a figure of speech. And yes, “having balls” is generally used and understood to mean possessing fortitude. It is also generally understood that some humans who literally possess testicles don’t “have balls” and others who do not literally possess testicles do in fact “have balls.”
Some humans also lack a sense of humor. I had my fill of grim, easily offended feminists back in the ’70’s; womym who pitched a fit every time a man opened a door for them or called them “Miss.” It made me determined not to be one of those grim, relentlessly literal-minded womyn, quick to take offense where no offense was intended.
Just the other day, a whiny note crept into my kid brother’s voice and my older sister told him, jokingly, to “stop acting like a Sally.” I laughed – terribly un-PC of me I know. My sister and I need to report to the Gender Thought Police at once!
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:49 pm 90. Sebastian Shaw:Barack’s little pony:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9J2vF3Q3o8
Note the irony.
Oct 27, 2009 - 5:56 pm 91. Jules:Where did I see him described as “President Pantywaist” the other day? Seemed apt.
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:02 pm 92. George S.:80. Potter:
A Final Exam for Professor Obama
http://jeffersonsrebels.blogspot.com/2009/10/final-exam-for-professor-obama_24.html
great link
PS ..obama failed the final exam …or should I say entrance exam !!
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:06 pm 93. Tennwriter:If Republicans want to be in power again, they need to have a sense of humor. And Republican voting women who go to a humorist’s website need to know that they, as 52% of the population, might be tweaked in passing. And they need to get over themselves. This attitude that you can’t make a joke about females…well, that only leaves the males to be joked about. And that sort of politically correct male-bashing world is the opposite of what Republican’s need to be about. There are very few things that should be sacred from humor, and the Always Wonderful and Absolutely Correct American Female is not one of them.
But if American females do want to help conservatism win, they can start working on their brainless lib friends who create the gender gap. And they can go out and defend Palin from the Fem Power Elite.
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:07 pm 94. octogalore:Oh, please, Donna and Tennwriter. So denigrating women as lacking strength and courage isn’t the problem, instead those of us who are calmly (despite the desire to claim we’re being hysterical) asking not to be denigrated are. And apparently, being called weak and wimpy is supposed to be a funny joke and we’re lacking in a sense of humor if we aren’t laughing. Tennwriter, of course jokes about both men and women are kosher. But if you can’t tell the difference between insults and jokes, you need to get off the stage.
I frequent these pages often, as well as those of the American Thinker, Townhall, and favorite conservatives such as Krauthammer and Sowell. There’s a lot of humor there that doesn’t need to tear down women to get laughs. If women feel they need to suck up to those who would insult them, and if men feel the need to insult women, it’s due to insecurity rather than a spectacular sense of humor, I’m afraid.
Tennwriter: don’t assume conservative feminists aren’t doing both of the things you recommend in your last para in #93. I certainly am. It would aid these efforts if independent women who slide left weren’t given additional motivation to do so.
Finally: let’s not assume those of us who stand up when we’re insulted don’t get doors opened for us. Self esteem doesn’t make you “grim.” In fact, it seems to be somewhat of an aphrodisiac.
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:40 pm 95. Oakley:He is the typical metro male, sissified and creepy.
Oct 27, 2009 - 6:52 pm 96. AZDude:As the father of two daughters, I think we can find a netter analogy that comparing Obama to girls. Obama is a spoiled brat little sissy boy. He has no courage, only rage at America. He likes the bad guys, like Hamas and Iran. He goes after Fox because they don’t lavish him with praise, like the lapdogs on CNN, ABC,CBS and NBC. Obama is a panty-waist little sissy boy who would play with dolls and wear frilly underwear. Ugh, I just grossed myself out with that one. The point is, Obama is a wuss.
Oct 27, 2009 - 7:05 pm 97. 4 of 7:#50 – goy,
Oct 27, 2009 - 7:25 pm 98. Donna V.:Awesome link. Thanks!
Octogalore: Your “self-esteem” sounds a lot like thin-skinned insecurity to me.
I went to an all-girls high school, lived for a while with 5 other women in college and now work in an office where there are 10 women and 1 man. Women make fun of guys all the time – sometimes to their faces – and usually the guys accept it with good humor. If we can dish, but not take any ribbing ourselves – well, that just reinforces the stereotype, doesn’t it? That we’re delicate little souls who have hissy fits when someone makes an un-PC joke.
Lighten up, tinkerbell!
Oct 27, 2009 - 7:29 pm 99. Emma:@ Tennwriter – “If Republicans want to be in power again, they need to have a sense of humor.”
No, if Republicans want to be in power again, they should have the guts to admit it when they’re dead wrong, rather than trying to claim the problem was caused by the person who points it out to them.
Oct 27, 2009 - 7:31 pm 100. Canof:The “this is an insult to girls” thing is overblown. Yes, we get it, stereotypes, blah blah. Have you guys read ANYTHING else Frank J has done? He uses stereotypes as part of the schtick. It’s comedy. And to hammer the point home, let’s examine the substitute some of you have come up with to use instead of the “offensive” “little girl” – “sissy boy.” Sissy? Really? You might want to look up “sissy” in the dictionary if you think that’s somehow less insulting to women than “little girl!”
Here, I’ll save you the trouble:
Oct 27, 2009 - 7:42 pm 101. Moho:sis⋅sy –noun
1. an effeminate boy or man.
2. a timid or cowardly person.
3. a little girl.
how many kids you got over in the war zone?
sunk us deeper in debt? i guess the big O is a real man because he has gotten us deeper in debt and wants to drive us further in. the point is that a certain metrosexual, can’t handle the power of this high performance vehicle that someone gave him the keys to.
The answer to your first question is–one. I don’t think that makes my opinion any more authoritative about the issue; although since it seems obvious you do, you just pwned yourself, you idiot. If you think you can really claim that the Iraq war hasn’t put us into extreme levels of debt, long before the current financial crisis, the your opinion isn’t worth a damn thing. I’d frankly vote for Liberace if he could run the country well. The fact that little men like you need to justify their manliness with their thirst for bloodshed has ruined our country. You’re literally crying out to the world that you’re hung like a ten year old.
Oct 27, 2009 - 7:46 pm 102. Moho:Should all wars be framed in this way? Or only the wars that you disapprove of? Has Obama stated that Afghanistan is the “right” war?
What makes you think I support Obama on Afghanistan? Is this the crux of your argument? Isn’t it true that you just lost, then?
So the size of balls is pertinent in life? Would you find a need to ball check Margaret Thacher, or… Hillary Clinton? Sarah Palin? Michelle Obama? Mary, mother of Jesus?
Ha, brilliant. You’re arguing that the author is perfectly right in questioning Obama’s masculinity and then complaining about my questioning of the author’s masculinity. You have to be one of the stupidest people commenting here. And that’s a serious charge, considering the competition.
Oct 27, 2009 - 7:49 pm 103. Moho:You know, if Obama had sufficient stones he could scare iran into disarming without a shot. That’s why I actually wanted Guiliani to be the next president, and yes, for a republican congress. Then all the terrorists and dictators would say, “oh sh–, we are in for it now,” and they would start obeying without having to trouble ourselves with kicking their a–es.
Yeah, a real tough guy. Threatening people with my tax dollars and my neighbors and family’s lives. Stupid.
Oct 27, 2009 - 7:51 pm 104. Emma:@Krig the Viking:
“@Emma “You undermine your own point with that very sentence. Since when is fortitude “testicular”?”/Since God invented testosterone, that’s when!/Look, it’s a well-established scientific fact that men are bigger, stronger, and can maintain higher levels of aggression for longer than women can. That’s just the way it is. So why exactly are you upset that someone is indirectly implying that little girls are weaker and less aggressive than grown men? Whining about political correctness is one thing, whining about blatantly obvious physical reality is a whole other level…”
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You just dig yourself in deeper and deeper. So I’m “whiny” because I disagree with you? So brute strength is the only form of “fortitude” in the world? The author wasn’t claiming that Obama can’t lift a car over his head.
But fine, go right on believing that my objection is “whiny” or “misplaced political correctness” or “due to a lack of a sense of humor.” It’s not my mission in life to save the Republican party from itself. You just stand your ground there on the Titanic.
And I’ll wave at you from the polling booth as you slip under the water.
Oct 27, 2009 - 8:06 pm 105. Son of Bob:octogalore,
Really…please stop. You’re killing me. Your impersonation of an uptight liberal feminist moron is way too spot on. It’s actually creepy. Thank God your comments are so over the top that it’s obvious they’re satire or some folks might think you were serious.
Oh wait, I mentioned God. Maybe next you could post as someone that was supposedly insulted that I mentioned God. Or perhaps you could post as someone pretending to be insulted that I didn’t mention Allah as well. But, hey. You don’t need me to suggest ways to be funny, just please do more of these satires of people who appoint themselves the humor police – they’re great. You are a truly gifted humorist.
Oct 27, 2009 - 8:17 pm 106. Donna V.:And what woman (myself included) has never fallen back on this tried-and-true strategy when dealing with men:
“Admit it, you’re dead wrong! I’m just pointing it out to you!”
Ah, the unwitting satire in the comments section is almost as entertaining as the original article.
Oct 27, 2009 - 9:11 pm 107. octogalore:Donna, your high-percentage school and workplace really have no relevance here. And the distinction between Fleming’s analogy and “ribbing” has been made several times now.
Even if, as seems the case, there are some folks who are tone deaf on matters of the not-so-fine distinction between sexism and humor, let’s move on to the second argument, one which you may have an easier time understanding. Looking at the comments above, there are a number of conservative women who do not find the “Man we don’t like is similar to a woman or girl” kind of discussion very entertaining.
So if you can wrap your mind around it, there are most likely even more independent women, ones who may be tiring of the spend-and-tax policies that are multiplying by the minute, but have the sense that conservatives aren’t as enlightened on matters of gender. These are women who know their way around a ballot box. I don’t know about you, but I’d prefer they not default to (D) in 2012.
Oct 27, 2009 - 9:15 pm 108. RickS:Barackette can’t help it. The last molecule of testosterone waived bye-bye to the Democrat party around 1963. He’s got a ballerina for his chief of staff for God’s sake. This has got to be the least manly White House in history.
Oct 27, 2009 - 9:19 pm 109. NCAL Liberal:Moho, come on! Can’t you see that having a crazy-seeming, bomb-the-@&$(@ out of them, leader in the White House makes other countries fear the USA more – and how wonderful that is? All that strutting manliness counts for a lot. And we can always borrow more from the Chinese – heck, we’ve got them over a barrel now – we owe them so much money that they are screwed if they mess with us.
Oct 27, 2009 - 9:39 pm 110. steven broiles:The commentary is dead-on. Here we are, stuck with a Marxist ideologue who cannot only not get his dialectic right, but a metrosexual to boot. I am trying to determine for whom Obama is stooging–Saudi Arabia? China? The Bilderbergers? Obama’s persona is not only unmanly, but surreal. Remember when America last had a real man as President? (HINT: His name was not Bush or Clinton or Carter!)
Oct 27, 2009 - 10:14 pm 111. R. Peepers:A vote thief, tied to ACORN at the hip. That’s Barack Obama.
A commander in chief who fiddles with spats against Fox News while his General in Afghanistan still waits for reinforcements. That’s Barack Obama.
A professed post racial President who nominates to the Supreme court Ms. Soto something, the bigot of all bigots. That’s Barack Obama.
The nation’s chief law enforcement officer who takes the most outrageous voter intimidation case in history and drops it, letting the worst kind of Black Panther vermin go scot free, even though they don’t even show up in court. That’s Barack Obama.
The worst President of the United States in history deserves justice in the worst way. That, my friends, is undeniable.
Oct 27, 2009 - 11:03 pm 112. Delia:he-he-he
Good job, Frank.
Goodness knows you couldn’t have used ’sissy boy’ or you’d have been called a raaaacist AND a mohophobe.
Oct 27, 2009 - 11:11 pm 113. elriop:lol- purely awesome
Oct 27, 2009 - 11:43 pm 114. Tabbysmom:Great article!! And comment #88 was hysterical!I’ve always thought that he was an “ALIEN” since everything he’s doing is completely alien and contrary to our American culture and heritage, but that just opens the “birther” can of worms,doesn’t it? Best commentary on Obama I’ve read in a long time!
Oct 28, 2009 - 1:28 am 115. LeighB:How could I have missed this howler yesterday? Very funny stuff. What a shame that we are trying to find new ways to describe how weak our Prezzident is. I agree that whiny little girl may not quite capture it although the comparison to Nellie Olson made me laugh as she was also pampered, spoiled and expected everyone to defer to her. The image of new leader bambi standing by while his post-wedgie briefs are run up the flag pole (by Sarkozy??) works, surely someone captured that moment and it’s on YouTube somewhere. I guess we’ll know when CNN fact checks the story.
Nine months into this *experiment* many can agree on whiny and little when describing BHO. And weak. Sure hope our enemies aren’t paying attention.
Oct 28, 2009 - 3:56 am 116. Donna V.:Right. Both Emma and octogalore call themselves “conservatives,” yet they’re threatening to pitch fits and stomp out of the room to vote Dem because of a satire on a conservative blog. They’re also upset because the sisterhood doesn’t close ranks behind them to scold the bad man. Now there’s a mature attitude. Talk about acting like whiny little girls (or, as Camille Paglia once described American feminists “princesses stuck in an attitude of snippy entitlement”) instead of strong women.
Women suffer terribly in other countries because they are women. If Fleming’s use of “little girl” to describe Obama is the outrage of the day to you, consider yourself blessed. And if Frank gives you the vapors, don’t read Florence King. She is retired now but she wrote a column for National Review for many years. One of her favorite targets was over-sensitive, humorless feminists who played the victim card. You’d need your smelling salts and fan for sure if you read her.
Oct 28, 2009 - 4:30 am 117. John "birther" Samford:After decades of Title 9, most little girls are tougher then berry.
Oct 28, 2009 - 4:46 am 118. Paul -Indiana:I prefer the N.Y. Time’s editorial description of President McKinley. “A kindly soul in a spineless body.”
#75. Point taken.
Oct 28, 2009 - 5:10 am 119. John "birther" Samford:The point your ‘red herring’ post won’t obfuscate is that Berry IS hiding his birth certificate. Contrary to your claim, Hawaii HAS NOT released anything.
Oct 28, 2009 - 5:13 am 120. vicsmith:Berry did. He released a photshopped pic of a birth certificate that was proven to be a forgery.
WHy? If everything is on the up-and-up, why release a forgery? Why refuse the media access to his alleged birth certificate? Why spend millions fighting the forced release of that birth certificate in court?
No Conspiracy theory here. Just a LOT of valid questions.
My favorite question is WJY? Eventually Berry will leave office. America has no “President for Life” and never will. Any legislation signed by the Usurper is null and void if he is not elibible to be POTUS. So the Socialists need to make very sure that he is legal. Fancy Nancy and Dirty Harry should be leading the pack baying for full disclosure.
Maybe they think once all that legislation has passed it can’t be undone. Not even Nancy and Harry are that stoooooopid.
Once Congress is finished with a session and goes home to run for the next session( Representatives) or gather more bribes (Senators), the GPO assembles the passed Legislationa and integrates it with the previous US Code. Then they print out the New US Code. The Old Code doesn’t dissappear, it goes to the Federal Records depository. In theory, if Congress wanted to, the USA could go back to the legal code of 1834 just by going over to the FRDC and pulling out the 1834 copy of the code, dusting it off and there you go. Going back to 2006 would not even be noticed by most citizens.
Harry and Nancy know this, even if Berrrrryy doesn’t. So WHY?
Why doesn’t Barry just sign the release and have the bureaucrat in charge of the Records run off a few hundred copies to give the press? Why not allow forensic documents examiners access to the allegded birth certificate?
What is he hiding, and how long does he expect to hide it?
Everything in this article points to a little brat who is also a bully. No gender required. You insult little girls everywhere. HRH pointed out all these things long before BHO was elected and was called every misogynistic name in the book and most piled on and laughed because they don’t like her. This article and another one on this website talk about how white men are portrayed as idiots in film and t.v. sitcoms. Maybe you should follow your own advice and stop using gender based insults yourself, comedy or no. You can’t have it both ways.
Oct 28, 2009 - 5:52 am 121. vicsmith:Everything in this article points to a little brat who is also a bully. No gender required. You insult little girls everywhere. HRC pointed out all these things long before BHO was elected and was called every misogynistic name in the book and most piled on and laughed because they don’t like her. This article and another one on this website talk about how white men are portrayed as idiots in film and t.v. sitcoms. Maybe you should follow your own advice and stop using gender based insults yourself, comedy or no. You can’t have it both ways.
Oct 28, 2009 - 5:54 am 122. Mr Lucky:102. Moho.
Should all wars be framed in this way? Or only the wars that you disapprove of? Has Obama stated that Afghanistan is the “right” war?
“What makes you think I support Obama on Afghanistan? Is this the crux of your argument? Isn’t it true that you just lost, then? ”
No conclusion about your support of non-support on my part. Do you support Obama’s view that the war in Afghanistan is the right war?
So the size of balls is pertinent in life? Would you find a need to ball check Margaret Thacher, or… Hillary Clinton? Sarah Palin? Michelle Obama? Mary, mother of Jesus?
“Ha, brilliant. You’re arguing that the author is perfectly right in questioning Obama’s masculinity and then complaining about my questioning of the author’s masculinity.”
Are you proposing that Obama and Fleming are… equals?
“You have to be one of the stupidest people commenting here. And that’s a serious charge, considering the competition.”
You are “the competition”, right?
Are conservatives ruining your life?
Would you like a free (government public option) exorcism?
Oct 28, 2009 - 7:20 am 123. octogalore:Donna said: “Right. Both Emma and octogalore call themselves “conservatives,” yet they’re threatening to pitch fits and stomp out of the room to vote Dem because of a satire on a conservative blog.”
Donna — when did I ever threaten to do this? Please read my comment again. My point, which I’ve made several times now, was not about me in particular. What part of “I have no problem with Frank Fleming denigrating Obama voters, not being one myself (nor do I plan to be one in 2012)” wasn’t clear to you, or to Son of Bob? The point is that this kind of discussion does influence the female vote generally.
Apparently, those commenters who can’t take constructive criticism would prefer to antagonize voter pools that could help elect a conservative in 2012, preferring to flounce off and get defensive — or offensive. I have liked Mr. Fleming’s humor in the past and didn’t take this failed metaphor personally as I am not on the fence regarding my planned voting patterns. Others, however, are on the fence, and I don’t think conservatives are in position to afford to antagonize anyone. But hey — feel free to disagree and gamble away additional votes in 2012, if you’re OK with the present state of affairs.
Oct 28, 2009 - 7:26 am 124. gcblues:nahhhhh, he is a guy, like me. we just get all wee wee’eed up and stomp pout when we get wedgied.
Oct 28, 2009 - 8:06 am 125. Moho:like me, leaving pjm, i figured it was no longer here after all the money and registration begging, or r they stilling doing that. i have no idea. everywhere else is free with no registration, so go there with an occasional wee wee girl glance here
Mr. Lucky. You’re last attempt at logic left me feeling sorry for you. You’ll find all the responses to your questions in the original comment I posted to you. I can’t stand to kick somebody when they’re down.
Oct 28, 2009 - 8:27 am 126. Texexpatriate:Why, of all the nerve! You’ve insulted every little girl in the world. On a more serious note, if you will consult the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual, 4th Ed., and turn to Narcisistic Personality Disorder, you’ll the that President Pantywaist qualifies on most conditions.
Oct 28, 2009 - 9:48 am 127. A.W.:Moho
> Yeah, a real tough guy. Threatening people with my tax dollars and my neighbors and family’s lives. Stupid.
Ah, so letting a man who said he wants to see isreal wiped off the map get nukes is smart. Okay.
Seriously, you think this world will be MORE peaceful if Iran becomes more dangerous? You know, because so far they have been a model of responsibility.
Hippies never learn, i guess.
Oct 28, 2009 - 9:56 am 128. KCL:Obama is a little girl
Oct 28, 2009 - 10:18 am 129. deguello:#128 KCL: Obama,is NOT a little girl;you’ve obviously confused him with one of his ACORN-imported, underage,Salvadorean Hos, (anyone of whom would make a far better president. OBAMA is a METROSEXUAL!
Oct 28, 2009 - 11:17 am 130. paola:Very GUTSY indeed, and funny. Thanks
Oct 28, 2009 - 12:08 pm 131. CliveClone:How can you insult little girls by comparing them to Obama? Have you no shame
Another note: thanks to Paul in Indiana I now have a new name for BHO: Teleprompter Barbie
Oct 28, 2009 - 2:05 pm 132. digitalis:Very entertaining commentary Mr. Fleming. LMAO!
Oct 28, 2009 - 7:54 pm 133. Ani:Why don’t you call him a whiny little boy, why are little girls whiny and not boys? Do you see how sexist this predisposition is? If you recall in the primary last year, Hillary was raked over the coals by the media, the Obama campaign and his minions and the DNC elite backstabbers like Pelosi, Kerry, et al — she never whined about it. If any one of those GUYS had one tenth the vitriol leveled at them, these MEN would have curled up in the fetal position sucking their thumbs. Certainly Obama would have (and did) when he got even the slightest hint of challenging coverage — and as you know, last year, there wasn’t much of that. But that in and of itself does not classify him as a “whiny little girl,” just a “whiny baby.”
Oct 28, 2009 - 10:23 pm 134. Krig the Viking:@Emma: “So I’m “whiny” because I disagree with you?”
No, you’re “whiny” because you’re responding to a joke with complaints. The proper way to respond to a joke you disagree with by joking right back.
“So brute strength is the only form of “fortitude” in the world? The author wasn’t claiming that Obama can’t lift a car over his head.”
Yeah, there was also that part I mentioned about maintaining higher levels of aggression. That’s Frank’s basic complaint about Obama: he’s not aggressive enough. Aggression is a trait linked closely with testosterone. While women do have testosterone, it’s in much lower levels than men, and acting aggressively quickly depletes it, forcing them to rely on emergency reserves of adrenaline, which is rather like running your car on Nitrous Oxide — good for short bursts, not good to run it on all the time.
So in short, no, brute strength is not the only form of “fortitude” in the world, but the kind of fortitude Frank was talking about is definitely a guy thing.
“You just stand your ground there on the Titanic. / And I’ll wave at you from the polling booth as you slip under the water.”
Oct 29, 2009 - 2:04 am 135. DougS:Gladly! I’m not a politician, I don’t give a rip about polling booths. I’ll fight for the truth on any sinking ship!
I, personaly, do not see this as insulting to girls. The qualities that are endearing in little girls are NOT becomming in the leader of the free world. Obama needs to get his head out. We have people in harms way! The previous administration left plans for Af/Pak. Give McCrystal what he needs or bring them home, but DO SOME THING!!! When you try to offend no one, you offend everyone.
Oct 29, 2009 - 6:23 pm 136. Moho:Seriously, you think this world will be MORE peaceful if Iran becomes more dangerous? You know, because so far they have been a model of responsibility.
You people are so frightened of your own shadow that any threat by a world leader is an occasion to bankrupt our country and send the children of others to go die so that you can feel safe. Its pitiful, and quite the opposite of what is considered masculine in our hemisphere. Next thing you’ll be asking Obama to outlaw cars because of all the deaths they cause. After that planes. And you sissies are always pointing the finger elsewhere, anything to avoid letting others no the truth–that you piss your pants at the slightest danger and ask the nanny state to protect you.
Oct 29, 2009 - 8:03 pm 137. Edmund Burke:As Martin Luther King said: “Let us judge a man by his character and not by the thickness of his skin.”
Oct 29, 2009 - 8:20 pm 138. klrtz1:American soldiers are not children, Moho.
Oct 30, 2009 - 7:57 am