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1. lee:

Hahaha “Juche” I LOVE IT!

Pil Seung democracy!

Apr 9, 2009 - 1:02 am 2. LeighB:

I think North Korea’s media is more objective than the USA’s MSM so Kim Jong Il wins again! And, we actually know where KJI was born–bonus!

Apr 9, 2009 - 3:37 am 3. Mart:

Obama is the lefts ‘false hope’. They need an icon to convince themselves that they are superior to everyone else when infact they and their cherished icon are complete failures.

Apr 9, 2009 - 4:06 am 4. fear Obama:

the largest and most powerful of the Dongs.

I would say something,
but you might consider it ‘off color.’

But these two Dongs are desperate to have their attention spans.

“Look at Me!”

NO!

“Look at Me!”

Apr 9, 2009 - 4:17 am 5. Mary Grabar:

Love it! Love your blog too.

Apr 9, 2009 - 5:01 am 6. misanthropicus:

… or, another fitting companion for the highly exalted leaders Obama and Kim, would be the late ceaucescu of Romania. The terms used by the commmunist sycophants for Ceaucescu strangely describe Obama’s abilities: the Carpathian genius, the luminous leader, the etc. etc…

Apr 9, 2009 - 5:13 am 7. Sk8 Punk:

Dear leader, Dear President!
Dear God save us…

Apr 9, 2009 - 5:31 am 8. Mike in KC, MO:

“Personal Jesus” wasn’t written for Obama. That song is WAY older than that. Now, someone may be using it for him now, but I can tell you Depeche Mode never WROTE IT for him.

Apr 9, 2009 - 5:38 am 9. fear Obama:

Obama bows and keeps kissing ring fingers of Saudi king.

NO Bambi- He can’t pay taxes on anything over $150,000!

Joe (hair plug roots taking over) Biden says he spent many hours in the Oval office telling President Bush where and when to get out of Iraq-
Surprise, no one remembers!
because it never happened.

If these two Ding Dongs built a rocket it would go

Phhhhhhhht-

Apr 9, 2009 - 5:48 am 10. RE:

Kim Jung Il greater leader because he no need teleprompter to tell us great truth.

Apr 9, 2009 - 6:14 am 11. RE:

And Kim Jung bowl 300 and hole in one every time, too!

Apr 9, 2009 - 6:17 am 12. Fragmentarian:

Long Live Big Brother!

Apr 9, 2009 - 6:25 am 13. Ms. Attitude:

You left off the songs, “My President is Black” by Young Jeezy and “Black President” by NAS. I’m sure I missed some others…

Apr 9, 2009 - 6:49 am 14. tommyd:

“I don’t know what the American media’s excuse is.”

Oh their just probably too busy wondering what that Tingling Feeling is running down their legs…

Apr 9, 2009 - 7:04 am 15. savage24:

You forget taking the presidency was a step down for this community organizer. Without his teleprompter I doubt if he could be a successful pimp.

Apr 9, 2009 - 7:12 am 16. Spacemonkey:

You also forgot “How Great Thou Art”

Apr 9, 2009 - 7:15 am 17. The Historian:

AT LEAST KIM LIVES IN THE REAL WORLD
Fact trumps arrogance, fantasy and theory every time.

http://greensrealworld.blogspot.com/2009/04/climate-change-flaw-theory-is-not-fact.html

Apr 9, 2009 - 7:29 am 18. Sebastian Shaw:

President Obama’s pandering combined with his hatred for the United States makes Kim Jong Il, North Korea’s dictator the more cogent leader in comparison; worse, Obama wants to transform the United States into some kind of Communist Utopia. He will fail, but the media will cheer him on.

All one has to look is the Congressional Black Caucus praise of Communist Cuba’s Fidel & Raul Casto. It’s disgusting.

Apr 9, 2009 - 7:31 am 19. David H:

Now that was funny, and many of the comments too, its the tingling, LOL.

Apr 9, 2009 - 7:31 am 20. Sebastian Shaw:

Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus” is not about Jesus; it’s about the exaltation of anonymous sex. It’s really a dark song using Biblical imagery.

Apr 9, 2009 - 7:33 am 21. Sebastian Shaw:

The song that fits Obama is 1989’s Living Colour’s “Cult of Personality.”

Apr 9, 2009 - 7:34 am 22. Cecil Moon:

Walking on water is fine sport for a deity if he doesn’t have “feet of clay.” That tends to make things muddy and the result is obvious.

Apr 9, 2009 - 7:53 am 23. TC@LeatherPenguin:

If I go over to IMAO, am I gonna find this filed under “In My World”?

Apr 9, 2009 - 8:12 am 24. Peg C.:

If only we could have a “Team America II” with the both bestest Dear Leaders in the history of the world in it…

Apr 9, 2009 - 8:16 am 25. bho:

Kim has a huge advantage: he has been awesome for years.

These are still early days for Hussein, and his awesomeness will, even for a genius, take time to develop properly. His first operas and movies may be a little flawed, his first instructions to farmers and bankers just a little off. In the case of the money men this is almost certainly their fault as they aren’t yet quite ‘in tune’ with having greatness thrust upon them (after all, Hussein’s predecessor was a nothing, right?).

Give the great one time. And be ready for the realization to occur just in time for him to be the first prez to be given three terms in office. Or perhaps four. there are so many great things to be done that the American people need to give him more time.

Apr 9, 2009 - 8:36 am 26. MarkD:

I wouldn’t follow either across the street. Perhaps the fault lies with me.

Apr 9, 2009 - 8:42 am 27. jerryofva:

Bho:

Sadly it is too late for President Obama to hold the office for three or even part of four terms. That honor goes to Franklin Delano Roosevelt. I am afraid that BHO will always fall short of the greatness of KIM

Apr 9, 2009 - 8:45 am 28. one of my own:

Pity that the right has been outside the realm of excellence for so long they don’t recognize it. I can prove that point in one word – Sarah.

You’re bitter about losing. That’s understandable. You’re frustrated because you’re irrelevant. Who wouldn’t be? No one will listen to you. You think country is going in the wrong direction. You’re sure that the very things that make us American are under attack – being used by idealogues who have only themselves in mind.

Welcome to the machine.

Apr 9, 2009 - 8:47 am 29. Bill Perron:

Obama is just a messiah, Kim is a God.

Apr 9, 2009 - 8:53 am 30. JayC:

So, do two dongs make a right?

Apr 9, 2009 - 8:54 am 31. Delia:

Cult of Personality Lyrics by Living Colour:

Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I’ve been everything you want to be
I’m the cult of personality
Like mussolini and kennedy
I’m the cult of personality
Cult of personality
Cult of personality

Neon lights, a nobel prize
The mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don’t have to follow me
Only you can set me free
I sell the things you need to be
I’m the smiling face on your t.v.
I’m the cult of personality
I exploit you still you love me

I tell you one and one makes three
I’m the cult of personality
Like joseph stalin and gandi
I’m the cult of personality
Cult of personality
Cult of personality

Neon lights a nobel prize
A leader speaks, that leader dies
You don’t have to follow me
Only you can set you free

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You me power in your god’s name
I’m every person you need to be
I’m the cult of personality
Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I’ve been everything you want to be
I’m the cult of personality
Like mussolini and kennedy
I’m the cult of personality
Cult of personality
Cult of personality

Neon lights, a nobel prize
The mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don’t have to follow me
Only you can set me free
I sell the things you need to be
I’m the smiling face on your t.v.
I’m the cult of personality
I exploit you still you love me

I tell you one and one makes three
I’m the cult of personality
Like joseph stalin and gandi
I’m the cult of personality
Cult of personality
Cult of personality

Neon lights a nobel prize
A leader speaks, that leader dies
You don’t have to follow me
Only you can set you free

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You me power in your god’s name
I’m every person you need to be
I’m the cult of personality
~

Things that make ya go hmmm. Hmm?

Apr 9, 2009 - 9:05 am 32. Mikee:

Kim only has half of Korea under his rule. Obama is president of all Americans, so he wins on the “Rules entire country” category.

Kim can send a rocket developed with only a little Chinese help almost to Hawaii; Obama inherited an entire set of rockets that can reach Korea from Nebraska and then flatten it into radioactive ash. Obama wins by default of inheriting a better country to start with than Kim.

Kim rule is the result of Joseph Stalin and V. Lenin. Obama’s presidency is the result of George Washington and Tom Jefferson. Who has the better antecedents? I think there is no contest here – GW and TJ would have taken Uncle Joe and that other crazy dude out behind the barn and shot them like Old Yeller, had they been alive in the 1900’s. So Obama wins again for having better antecedents.

Basically, Obama (and Kim, too) has a press problem. The press don’t realize both are only human, so they oversell us on unrealistic expectations of their superhumanity. We might be disappointed, but only in relation to how much faith and credit the press has with the American populace, or the Nork populace-in-captivity.

I think most Americans don’t get tingles when we think about our elected representatives; most of us (according to polls) get a queasy feeling in our tummies and put a protective hand on our wallets if ever we think of them at all. So Kim wins the press problem: most North Koreans think about Kim all the time, and they don’t just get queasy, they get terrified, and they don’t grab their wallets, they run for their lives.

Apr 9, 2009 - 9:08 am 33. Stephen:

And I have one word for you, one of my own: Paglia.

Apr 9, 2009 - 9:10 am 34. Dave Lincoln:

I will have to go with Obama, based purely on rocket size. Mr. Ill may have his Long Duck Dongs that can make it across the Yellow Sea, but Mr. Obama’s pocket rocket is apparently bigger. I get this information initially from Ms. Okra Winfrey (sorry, Michelle), but we will all find out shortly (BO – HICA)

Apr 9, 2009 - 9:19 am 35. Rick S:

I wonder if Obama would bow to Kim.

Apr 9, 2009 - 9:20 am 36. Chuckt:

Who is the better of the two?

I’m betting ‘Bama can take him in a game of one-on-one.

Apr 9, 2009 - 9:24 am 37. jdkchem:

Kim is the more effective leader. The Obama administration is still working on their definition. Hopefully they’ll provide one before there is another “man made catastrophe”.

There used to be a radio station in my area that played “Cult of Personality” frequently last fall up until this past January. Now the station has mysteriously vanished. Coincidence?

Apr 9, 2009 - 9:24 am 38. Paul -Indiana:

Are you still glad you voted for Obama?

Apr 9, 2009 - 10:14 am 39. The King and Me:

Are we to believe our own eyes about the photo of Barry’s bow to the King or what the Obamites say we saw?

Apr 9, 2009 - 10:21 am 40. Samizdat:

Notice that our dear leader this am could only offer “no comment” when asked about the hostage taking of an American captain from an American ship in international waters. I was stunned. He couldn’t find an appropriate statement of warning to the pirates that if they harm the captain they will be hunted down and brought to justice?
We’ve been letting the Somali pirates play offense for too long. How about telling them that because of the repeated acts of piracy off the Somali coast, violations of international maritime law, we reserve the right to board any Somali vessel or any unflagged vessel off the Somali coastline and if any evidence of piracy or intent to commit piracy(automatic weapons RPG launchers etc) are found the vessel will be impounded, and the crew arrested. Any act of resistance will be treated as a hostile act towards a US warship and that ship will defend it’s self, presumably by puting a 5 inch shell through said vessel.
I am sure our dear leader, lawyer that he is will find all sorts of reasons why international shipping can’t be defended from the Somali bullies. “No Comment”, a pathetically weak response from a pathetically weak man.Kim is a more effective leader.

Apr 9, 2009 - 10:30 am 41. OSweet:

LeighB said: “And, we actually know where KJI was born–bonus!”

Actually, KJI’s birthplace is a matter of dispute, somewhat.
His mythmakers have it as Mount Baekdu, the Korean nation’s historically most sacred place. But fact-respecting historians have it as across the border in Soviet Russia, in 1941, when his father Kim Il-sung was in exile while Korea was under Japanese colonial rule.

Apr 9, 2009 - 10:32 am 42. John:

Obama can lower the level of the Earth’s oceans, and it was recently revealed that he can control the temperature of the atmosphere by sprinkling magic pixie dust in the clouds.

Can Kim Jong Il do that? Truly, our Dear Leader is greater than theirs.

Apr 9, 2009 - 10:38 am 43. The Shadow:

It must be tough on all of you wingnuts seeing that Obama and Michelle are so popular both in the USA and elsewhere. I am enoying this immensely

Apr 9, 2009 - 10:40 am 44. Samizdat:

Stephen at # 33,
Nicely done! You have to give Camille Paglia credit, her recent critism of the President’s repeated amatuerish diplomatic fuax pas was right on point. I love how Gibbs and company say that he didn’t bow to King Abdullah, talk about lack of credibility. Talk about ignorant and weak. What an embarassment.

Apr 9, 2009 - 10:41 am 45. Frank J.:

The Shadow:

It does. It keeps us up at night. There is nothing we treasure more than the approval of Europeans.

Apr 9, 2009 - 10:52 am 46. Amos:

Mike C:
You only THINK it wasn’t written for The Obama. But The Obama was here before men, and he will be here after. He is the fulfillment, the even newer-ier Adam. It was written for him without Depeche Mode even knowing it. Their hands and minds were gathered up, as angels sing in praise of the Almighty, to testify to the glory of The One, The Obama.

The Shadow:
Actually, the popularity of fools has never been a problem for us, other than for the fact of so many fools. Notice, however – this is going to be tough for you, even though you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men – but we have fun with this stuff. Nobody on this side of the aisle goes into therapy over the President. Nobody on this side burns the twit in effigy. Compare that to the frothing at the mouth behavior your silly comrades exhibited over the last President. You know. The one whose policies freed 54 million people.

Hey, but you said “wingnut.” So clearly, you’re such a free-thinking true seeker of wisdom I don’t need to lecture you on all this.

Apr 9, 2009 - 11:02 am 47. Pastor of Muppets:

Amos: “Nobody on this side of the aisle goes into therapy over the President. Nobody on this side burns the twit in effigy.”

You’re right, you wingnuts don’t go to therapy.

Instead you just murder innocent churchgoers and police.

Maybe therapy is exactly what you need.

Apr 9, 2009 - 11:30 am 48. Frank J.:

Pastor of Muppets:

Prove I murdered those people. I have an alibi.

Apr 9, 2009 - 11:57 am 49. Frank J.:

Pastor of Muppets:

And, come to think of it, where were you when all that went down?

Apr 9, 2009 - 11:57 am 50. Meryl:

47.Pastor of Muppets (and you’d best stick with that congregation)

I’ve just rechecked my calendar. I really must insist to you that I have actually not murdered any innocent churchgoers. Ever.

So I did a crosscheck for police murders. Haven’t done that either.

So then I did a check for churchgoing police. Nope.

Another check for innocent police who don’t go to church. Nope. Nuthin’.

You must be projecting again. Back to therapy with you.

Apr 9, 2009 - 11:59 am 51. Sebastian Shaw:

#40, When unexpected events happen, Obama is usually left with his pants down. He has to make polls before he gives an official position. Expect a response in a week or two or not at all.

Apr 9, 2009 - 12:32 pm 52. bho:

jerryofva: you are absolutely correct of course. I meant the first prez to get the honor in peace time.

Not counting the war on terror, naturally, in which the US under Hussein doesn’t make war on the bad guys but merely allows them to make war on the US.

Apr 9, 2009 - 12:34 pm 53. Delia:

Muppeteer,

Who murders police and actually celebrates it?

A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6QKcARdl2w

Also, you seem a bit light in the wrist so might I suggest this nice fella’s ‘techniques’ for your next public appearance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPB9jhDLn4U

…Or, perhaps you’re more like this sad clown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrvbj2aRT1I

Peruse and enjoy! *muah*

Apr 9, 2009 - 12:36 pm 54. AThinkingPerson:

Wonderful article! So true and so scary all at the same time. There is a huge difference betwixt the two leaders though…at least Kim is packing a set. Our own Dear Leader is now having the FBI try and talk to the pirates holding the American captain. The FBI? The dingy is surrounded by Navy ships and Obama calls in the FBI? Dear God what a wimp.

Pastor of Muppets…Methinks your shrill tone is evidence of the hysteria rising out of the feces pile known as the Liberal Left. Keep screaming bub. We all surely understand how crazy you must be knowing you’re the reason the US is being drug through the mud. We forgive you.

Apr 9, 2009 - 2:10 pm 55. AThinkingPerson:

I bet Obama can bow lower than Kim can too! Has Kim ever bowed before the Saudi royalty? Hmmmm….

Apr 9, 2009 - 2:18 pm 56. The Shadow:

I think you wingnuts better go back to worrying about his birth certificate.

Apr 9, 2009 - 2:19 pm 57. one of my own:

Delia . . . I figured it out . . . you’re a man.

Apr 9, 2009 - 2:22 pm 58. Pastor of Muppets:

one of my own:“Delia . . . I figured it out . . . you’re a man.”

No, she’s not a man. Men accept responsibility for their actions. I haven’t seen a single conservative do anything remotely like that in the last 8 years.

Apr 9, 2009 - 2:33 pm 59. AThinkingPerson:

The Shadow… Why should we go back to worrying about his birth certificate when pointing out all of his other shortcomings are so much more fun? The slapstick that comes out of the Obamaprompter administration is getting more unbelievable everyday. In fact, the best part of the day is when Gibbs comes out to put his spin on the news of the day. Hilarious! I’d much rather be a “wingnut” as you so poetically put it than a brainless liberal group-think twit. At least we can form an intelligent thought ON OUR OWN. Now crawl back to the Obama cave and get some more talking points. I see from your last post you’re running on E.

Apr 9, 2009 - 2:37 pm 60. coulterfan:

But has Obama had ‘action figures’ of himself in a flight suit, complete with a “Cod Piece” a la Great Leader GW Bush?

Was he “chosen by God to be President” and has he taken the nation on a “crusade” like GW Bush?

Is his favorite philosopher Jesus?

I’d say Obama has a LONG way to go to match the arrogance of GW!

Apr 9, 2009 - 2:39 pm 61. Sebastian Shaw:

On of my Own, besides pathetic ad hominem attacks, why can’t you support your own ideas with examples?

It seems you’re not on you own. You mind is so free it opened up & left.

Apr 9, 2009 - 2:41 pm 62. Frank J.:

The Shadow:

You keep telling those wingnuts! Do it for Dear Leader!

Apr 9, 2009 - 3:10 pm 63. Justin:

“here in America there are posters of Obama and many paintings of him (often with him naked and riding a unicorn)”

Name your price and I’ll buy. There is no conversation piece like a naked Obama on a unicorn painting.

Apr 9, 2009 - 3:11 pm 64. Delia:

57. one of my own,

I look-a-like a man? Are you Mrs. Bunny Swan? LOL!

Seriously, is that the only sad little ‘poofter’ you had left in your arsenal. Awwwwww. You’re almost adorable when you’re absolutely impotent and pointless.

Might I offer you a nice warm, chewy choco-chip cookie, my leetle pookie?

You’re growing on me dont’tchya know? I feel compassion for you and I don’t hate you, darlin’.

Here’s a picture of big, bad, evil Delia for you [about two years ago with no make-up on]:
http://seraphima.freehostia.com/Delia-No-Make-up.jpg

Yes, I won’t deny I look pretty fug without make-up on but I’m not man. LOL!

Don’t quit me, baby. I’m still workin’ on you because I think you’re not all that bad. You just need some love and care. No?

Apr 9, 2009 - 3:19 pm 65. Ms. Attitude:

Shadow and one of my own is the same lame person. Remember the psychosis of the left, he/she/it has more than one personality. It’ll deny it!

If my person “won” and I was proud of it I wouldn’t be wasting my time on the other side, unless I had regrets….

Welcome to the right…your anger will wear off soon and we’ll start enjoying your company.

Apr 9, 2009 - 3:34 pm 66. Delia:

P.S. FYI: That link of my fugly mug needs to be copy-pasted [full url] into a browser window rather than ‘clicked’ on. That freebie website is great and even has FTP access but links aren’t ‘clickable’ but I am NOT complaining over something I got for nuttin’.

Ms. Attitude, methinks we are breaking through to the children from the ‘Kos Krowd’…

Maybe we are reaching out and breaking the angry thought bubbles!

Apr 9, 2009 - 3:51 pm 67. Tonya:

This is hilarious. Your comments give me a big laugh, all of them.

“I don’t know what the American media’s excuse is.”

I don’t know either.

Apr 9, 2009 - 4:27 pm 68. Anonymous:

58. Pastor of Muppets:

one of my own:“Delia . . . I figured it out . . . you’re a man.”

No, she’s not a man. Men accept responsibility for their actions. I haven’t seen a single conservative do anything remotely like that in the last 8 years.

Apr 9, 2009 – 2:33 pm
———————–

What makes you think that “a single conservative” gives a fat rats ass whether or not you’re blind? If I was a stinking lib, like you, I’d ask you to get your eyes checked, and to wear deodorant, but as a real American, I hope that you stay myopic! Watch out for that… Truck!!!
———————–
PS, May the Easter bunny… pee on your shoe!!!

Apr 9, 2009 - 4:36 pm 69. fear Obama:

I thought you were going to tell him/he/she/it to go to hell or something-

But PS may the Easter Bunny pee on your shoe!!!

LOL-LOL

Apr 9, 2009 - 7:25 pm 70. Ms. Attitude:

Delia, many on the left would rather die than admit they made a mistake voting for Obama…The conservatives expressed great anger over Bush’s spending sprees, but we had no signs during either election that he was going to do this…The liberals were told, warned and shown that Obama would do exactly what he’s doing.

They weren’t duped they were just stupid.

Apr 9, 2009 - 7:31 pm 71. Delia:

70. Ms. Attitude,

Firstly ((BIG HUG))! Love ya muchos, GF! Your posts are appreciated and you often make me smile.

Secondly, yeah I think the duped lefties are feelin’ the hurt way down below the nether regions, past the cockels and more close to the “Ouch, Doc, don’t touch that” places. Talk about feeling like you got kicked in the @ss.

Apr 9, 2009 - 8:31 pm 72. fred:

Kim Jong Mentally Ill at least has a pair. Obonga’s still searching for his…

Apr 9, 2009 - 9:47 pm 73. Gozer the Carpathian:

*Chuckles*

“I don’t know what the American media’s excuse is.”

That made the whole post.

Apr 9, 2009 - 11:23 pm 74. Sebastian Shaw:

Michelle Obama has Obama’s balls in her purse; she also stores his backbone in a special oxygen chamber bought from Michael Jackson.

Apr 10, 2009 - 6:52 am 75. RE:

USA media wrong, wrong, wrong!

If bowl 37, no can be Great Leader. Great Leader must bowl 300 every time. 37 no good!

Obama not great leader. USA media need more jounalism school to make leader great leader.

Apr 10, 2009 - 7:59 am 76. one of my own:

70. Ms. Attitude: . . . “Delia, many on the left would rather die than admit they made a mistake voting for Obama . . . The liberals were told, warned and shown that Obama would do exactly what he’s doing. . . . They weren’t duped they were just stupid.

You left out an option . . . that we’re thrilled with “exactly what he’s doing.” I am. I love it. He’s gonna be one of our greatest presidents. He’s already done a better job than the last guy.

Apr 12, 2009 - 5:35 pm 77. TEX-GOP:

Wow talk about delusional.
If by better job you mean

quintupling the nat debt before he leaves office

bombing our allies and talking to our enemies

gimping and gutting the military

turning the exec into the apologizer in chief

then yes, B Hussein is definitely doing more on that front.
As well he may well be regarded as one of the most famous
american presidents along with carter…in Cuba.

I think the Fed should buy up those 25 zeroed Zimbabwe
dollars for when our dollar goes hyper. Apart from saving
money from having to print them. Big plus, most Americans
would think the Mugabe pic was obama.

Last note, our Founding Fathers would have had
B Hussein join his icons mao, stalin, and marx
in the woodshed too.

Apr 13, 2009 - 10:11 pm

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