Besides, what good would it do to post on HufPo? They just delete opposing viewpoints.

On the plus…if he was chosen as Vice President nominee. That would have been a “game changer”

LOL

Thats like saying SNL is unbiased!

I’m glad you asked. Because I’m just an average American college girl.

To begin with, I’m voting Democrat because the lenient Bush tax cuts have enabled white America to further devide this country between the haves and have nots. As the revered and respected John Edwards has many times said. There can no longer be two Americas.

Secondly, and along similar lines, I’m voting for Obama because his bold plan for redistribution of wealth marks the first step this country has taken in the direction of full social equality.

I’m voting for Barack Obama for the clever way he’s used the economic crisis to get elected.

I’m voting for Barack Obama because I believe in diversity, and we’ve never before had a President on a first name basis with so many criminals and terrorists (even if you don’t include Ayers, Dorne and Rezko).

I’m voting Democrat because I love the way they’ve used the politics of personal destruction to smear that bald, offensive, homeowning questioner, Joe the white Plumber.

I’m voting Democrat because I want a President whose money lending friend, Tony Resko, has the courage of his convictions.

I’m voting for Barack Obama because the only white people I hate more than poor white, pickup-driving Wisconsin maggots are filthy rich old white people, usually of Jewish descent who often live in Florida.

Along racial lines, much like Obama said his Grandmother was racist, I’m voting Democrat because Barack wants a face to face meeting with the noble leader of Iran who wants to turn Israel into one big nuclear Waco style Renoesque. barbecue.

I’m voting for Barack Obama because as editor of the Harvard Law Review he wrote an op-ed on the need to force reparations in the amount of at least $100,000 per person to be paid to any black person over the age of 18 who signs a statement that they’ve suffered mental anguish because of racism.

I’m voting Democratic because Michelle Obama had the temerity to admit she’s never been proud of the “Racist country I live in.” (Tuesday, June 4, 1996 speech)

I’m voting for Obama because he alledgedly thinks (Farrachan Reporter, July, 2001) that every white soccer mom like Sarah Palin should know what it’s like to be the servent of a black master.

I’m voting for Barack Obama because he has such a nice, friendly disposition compared to John McCain, the alledged war hero who actually signed a document admitting to being a war criminal who bombed innocent civilans.

I’m voting for Barack Obama because within 16 months of assuming the Presidency, he’s pledged to remove all American war criminals from Iraq and turn the country over to the peace loving Islamic fundamentalists of the region.

I’m voting for the Democrats because it’s time the “Fairness Doctrine” was implemented as a preventive measure to silence the anti-Democratic speech of conservative talk radio. There is no constitutional right to hate speech which is what conservative radio is all about.

I’m voting Democrat because I, like Barack Obama, believe we can solve this energy crisis by keeping our tires inflated and getting a good night’s sleep.

I’m voting Democrat beause they believe voter fraud is simply a way to deal with John McCain’s program of voter supression.

I’m voting for Barack Obama because now I don’t feel bad about sitting in church for twenty years and not paying attention to what was going on around me.

I’m voting Democrat because if I go crazy and choose to blow up government buildings, I can always count on Barack Obama to be my friend.

And, finally, I’m voting for Barack Obama because anybody who supports the slaughter of more than a million unborn a year can’t be all bad.

Or can they?

I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending MY MONEY than I would. I think when you spread the wealth around it is good for everybody! It’s Patriotic!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. All profits are evil and should be confiscated for Government Redistribution.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that MORE Government regulations and higher taxes on Business will stop Business from exporting their jobs to Countries with LESS Government regulations and lower taxes.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe terrorists should be allowed to have trials in American courts. And be able to subpoena top secret documents, soldiers, government officials, etc. to cross examine for their defense. They should have ACLU lawyers who can help intimidate Americans who serve on the juries!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe in a FREE government health care system. I believe doctors, nurses, hospitals, drug companies, etc. will gladly donate their time, products, services, facilities, etc. for FREE and that will be a better system.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe in and support trial lawyers, frivolous lawsuits and outrageous jury verdicts.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe 9/11 was an inside job to con the American people to go to war for oil.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe social security is solvent and that there is a social security lock box and I don’t believe social security is a Ponzi scheme.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe Gay Marriage should be the law of the land and will probably produce better children.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe English should not be the official language of the United States. I don’t mind pushing one for English when I use the phone.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe partial birth abortion is okay but water boarding a terrorist is disgusting.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe having a domestic terrorist like Bill Ayers as a close friend is a good thing. It allows for great relations with foreign terrorists.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe MOST AMERICANS are bitter and cling to their guns and religion. Let’s rid our country of guns and religion!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe illegal aliens deserve all the rights of ordinary Americans plus some additional rights Americans do not have.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe groups like ACORN who register felons, drug addicts, wino’s, homeless drifters, illegal aliens, dead people, children, fictional Disney characters, etc. makes my vote count more.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe celebrating the winter solstice shows compassion for the small minority of people that do not celebrate Christmas.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe hard core criminal murders and rapists deserve life and that the innocent unborn deserve death. It’s a choice I can live with.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe Bush caused Hurricane Katrina and he blew-up the levies in the ninth ward of New Orleans.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe our soldiers are AIR RAIDING villages and killing innocent people.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe sex in the Oval Office with an intern is a private matter and that everybody lies under oath about sex.

I’m votin Demokrat becuse I wus edumkated at a publick sckrool. I lik da NEA!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that any one who is not partaking in one of the many wonderful government programs obviously has too much money and should pay higher taxes.

I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq the terrorists will be happy and now think of us as good people.

I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as it does not offend people. Can’t we all just get along?

I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits are wrong. I believe higher taxes on oil companies will produce lower prices at the pump.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe we need to rid ourselves of dependency on foreign oil, BUT I AM AGAINST offshore drilling for oil and natural gas, drilling in Anwar, building nuclear power plants and clean coal technology.

And finally, I’m voting Democrat because I believe Reverend Wright when he said “GODDAMN AMERICA” and “OUR CHICKENS ARE COMING HOME TO ROOST”. Hey let’s make a comfortable nest for those chickens!

Why are you voting Democrat?

You must be “looking at the world through rose-colored glasses”

Joe the Plumber changed the game!

So, I looked at my numbers, and you’re right. I slipped a decimal point. If Joe makes 250K, at 4.6% that’s over 10k, not 1K. My bad. Of course, if he only gets taxed on a take-home of 100K, because the tax rate is based on his gross, not net, then it’s “only” $4,600. Again, my bad. See, I don’t mind admitting when I’m wrong.