Barry and Ahmadinejad can consult on what to do with American troops in Iraq.

They seem to have similar ideas, already. Barry wants to leave them there to die; and Ahmadinejad is happy to help.

Barry and Mahmoud can meet up at Harvard, grab the bag lunch and a Starbucks at the Cronkite Dining Hall, draft up a quick peace agreement, just between the boys, and probably wrap up no later than 4.00pm, in time for the Letterman show.

It will be known in history as the Persia/Chicago Pact with terms as follows:

a) The US will announce an immediate open borders deal with Iran which will apply to become the 58th or 59th state; the Great State of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – Governor.

b) The Great State of Iran will be the first state to renounce the 2nd amendment by reverting back to scimitars only.

c) The Great State of Iran will turn all its itty bitty nuclear weapons over to a committee of community organizers, specially constituted in Chicago to study the effects of the Weather on federal buildings.

Upon signing, Mahmoud will receive a new car from Oprah, and Barry, yes and Barry, after 47 years in the wilderness, will finally have an honest achievement under his belt. Let the light shine down.