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June 12th, 2007 5:47 pm

So Why Not Just Send Condi to North Korea With the Money in a Suitcase?

If you thought you were hallucinating that news story today about the Bush administration enlisting, in partnership, the help of Russia and the U.S. Federal Reserve to arrange the transfer of $25 million in allegedly crime-tainted funds from accounts at Macau’s Banco Delta Asia to North Korea’s Kim Jong Il, brace yourself — it’s real.

For a response so sane that Condi Rice and her Six-Party Talks envoy Chris Hill ought to be required to copy it out 500 times before supper, I recommend the press release and attached letter just put out by the House Foreign Affairs Committee’s ranking Republican, Ileana Ros-Lehtinen. She has brought together a group of House Republicans who are asking the Government Accountability Office to check whether our own administration, in its rush to curry Kim, is about to violate America’s own money-laundering and counterfeit laws. A good question. Read all about it.

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1. Chip Seiple:

I’m positive Condi is a great person and talented. But she’s taking a page out of Madelein Albright’s diplomacy book, or lack of.

Albright carried a Michael Jordan
autographed basketball. That didn’t work either.

Mozart any one?

cs

Jun 13, 2007 - 1:38 am 2. Alex Reed:

The shambolic plan hatched by the Rice-Hill brain trust to acquiesce to Kim’s demand that the tainted $25 million in drug trafficing/counterfeiting/illicit arms sales profits be released to him has hit another rather large boulder in its path. This morning’s New York Sun reports that a group of human rights activists, U.S. Congressmen (signatories of the GAO letter that Ms. Rosett quotes above), and former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, John Bolton, are questioning not only the wisdom but also legality of the Rice-Hill plan to have the Federal Reserve Bank of New York broker the Kim deal and handle the dirty money. First, and one would like to hope foremost, the Rice-Hill plan breaks a fistfull of U.S. laws. Rice-Hill seem to have a rather breezy attitude in this regard. Further, if the Fed of New York carries out the deal and becomes involved, it appears that each of the illustrious New York Fed board members would be liable should Kim use any of the funds for any illegal purpose. What a tangled web they weave! Would not Rice & Hill, as the midwives of this idiotic plan, also be liable in this case? In the event, it appears that they subscribe to the notion that the laws of the land apply only when they say they do. Their distorted reasoning is going to land us all in the ditch. If this were a perfect world, Chuck Downs and John Bolton would be negotiating with Kim. But then, who was it said that we get the leaders we deserve……

Jun 13, 2007 - 9:55 am 3. DemocracyRules:

The prevarication over the N. Korean nuke issue seems to have its own hidden secrets. The main issue seems to be that N. Korean nukes do not actually exist. Here’s what I mean.

The N test in October ‘06 was a ‘fizzle’ yield, which means that the explosives used to trigger the nuclear chain reaction failed to work. The bomb was made from plutonium, which requires that the bomb be spherically shaped. The softball-sized piece of p-239 sits in the middle, and the explosive ‘jacket’ goes off at once, slightly compressing the p-239. This is enough to push the heavy atoms closer together, and get them moving around enough to release more neutrons than usual. These neutrons zing around and hit other atoms, knocking out other neurtons. This is the nuclear chain reaction, where atoms break apart.

When electrons get knocked around it’s no big deal, they are held in place by ‘the weak force’. Lightning bolts are strictly caused by moving electrons, the weak force. But when the core of the atom gets knocked apart, it releases a lot of energy (and neutrons), and the neutrons hit the cores of other atoms really hard and knock them apart (releasing the ’strong force’). Boom!

This only works with p-239, at 80% purity or higher. P-240 has so many spontaneous neutrons colliding it’s unstable, it could blow up before you get the bomb built. P-238 has not enough spontaneous neutron collisions, and it won’t work for a bomb. You make a plutonium bomb by running a reactor, and removing the p-239 at intervals, when its ready. If you wait until the end of the nuclear cycle, the p-239 is mixed in with too much p-240 and p-238, it’s not pure enough, and it would be hugely expensive to purify it.

‘Mr Il’ only had end-of cycle plutonium, less than 80% p-239. His engineers must have known it would not work, but to save their own lives, they tried it. It fizzled, probably because they couldn’t start a nuclear chain reaction.

This seems to be what happened (and I’m sure Condi and US experts know exactly what happened). This would mean that N. Korea is nowhere near a functioning weapon. The only way to make bombs is with uranium-235, and Kim has very little, or p-239, and they would have to restart the nuclear fuel cycle in a reactor to make 80% pure p-239. This would take quite a while.

This may explain why Condi is dithering, fiddling, and taking her time. As for ‘Mr. Il’, with his heart condition (which can cause erectile dysfunction), he may be impotent in two ways. If we’re lucky, he may soon be dead.

Jun 13, 2007 - 6:43 pm 4. Alex Reed:

It appears that the discussion about the Hot Cash for Kim, and the niceties of U.S. counterfeiting and money-laundering laws, to say nothing of the Patriot Act and the liability of New York Fed board members has been overtaken by the rush of events. The whooshing sound issuing from Macau’s Banco Delta Asia yesterday was created by the thorough vacuuming out of the hot cash for Kim. It seems that Russian banks and the New York Fed are involved in facilitating the fulfillment of Kim’s demand for the green. After this stunt, the U.S. will have to stifle any further complaints about UNDP forking over cash to Kim. Next to the U.S. government, the UNDP are pikers!

There have been a couple of recent articles in the British press about Kim’s failing health, and the possibility that he underwent heart bypass surgery last month. Kim has certainly pushed the envelope for relentless high living for years. He has often been said to suffer from diabetes, liver problems, and a heart condition, so the current reports of cardiac bypass surgery are not outlandish, though an article in today’s Asia Times reads the tea leaves differently. For sure, Kim will not be starring in any health and fitness videos any time soon, and should he make an abrupt departure from this plane of existence, the chaos generated by the ensuing struggle for power in the DPRK could push an already dangerous situation into war. No wonder Chris HIll is showing signs of having gone over the boarder into the state of high anxiety.

Jun 15, 2007 - 5:46 am

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