Comments on: North Korea Ramps Up the Shakedown

By: Steynian 365 « Free Canuckistan!

Steynian 365 « Free Canuckistan! — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 23:45:01 +0000

[...] THE LIGHTER SIDE of North Korean Nuclear Tests; North Korea Ramps Up the Shakedown …. [...]

By: acj

acj — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:06:02 +0000

If the lion yawns at the mouse, is the mouse going to try harder?

By: Paul -Indiana

Paul -Indiana — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:38:48 +0000

This reminded me of a scene from ‘Sleeper’. Woody Allen was talking with some historians and they showed him a film of Howard Cosell. Their supposition was that if a person had been very bad that the prisoner had to watch Cosell for an extended time as punishment. Algore fits this. Can we get the NKs to exchange the two reporters for Gore? It’s a given that they would release Gore very soon as he would be driving them crazy.

By: acj

acj — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:28:40 +0000

I think that if China steps in to the fight, North Korea will be shaking in their combo boots. All china has to do is flush their toilets at the same time and Korea is off the map.
It’s not Obama’s turn to do anything…..When will america be left off the police state? Give me a break-give me a tax break?

By: seansarto

seansarto — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:33:58 +0000

Yeah, man…THE ULTIMATE happy ending..EVERYBODY gets to SAVE FACE!

Roll credits…

..Rain super power love ballad….

…(maybe some more explosions or goofy outtakes….either or)…

Start work on “Syngman II”…

By: Themistocles

Themistocles — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:13:59 +0000

seansarto, I’m in awe. You da MAN! How does it end? No, let me guess! …lotsa dead Norks… their atomic plans a smoking ruin… Kim Jong Il screaming at his befuddled henchmen… a rescued (very grateful) maiden… and our HE-RO still gets no respect back home…

By: Grover

Grover — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:09:35 +0000

16. MochaLite has it right! Remember Reagan’s successful Grenada outcome? The Big O could rejuvenate our standing in the world by such action; it would be saying to the world: “Don’t mess with us”, but to do that you need a pair of gonads, some intestinal fortitude, of which he has precious little. In my day we used to call such as him: Peaceniks, Pinkos, “better Red (Communist) than dead”, et al, but alas, he probably will do nothing.

By: Meryl

Meryl — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:53:32 +0000

25 Noreen….this is the second such episode. It started in January with the arrest/trial/sentencing of journalist Roxana Sabiri in Iran —

She was released last month ( a couple of weeks before obama signed on to Iran as a nuclear power)

In Sabiri’s case, she held dual citizenship (US/Iran) and foolishly violated some mundane Iranian work rule having to do with her visa. They let her get by with it for a few months until they needed a pawn, then they arrested her in January 2009.

This will be an endless parade provided at the courtesy of our weakened political standing in the world. That’s what happens when we have a fool in the Oval Office.

By: seansarto

seansarto — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:22:10 +0000

I’ll probably be getting a call from Universal Studios lawyers soon…Or maybe the White House PR Department…”Cease and desist..This is our Movie!”…

By: seansarto

seansarto — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:57:33 +0000

Movie Pitch#1,389
Rain is all like super secret seal commando, aka Agent “Syng”man, an’ this Journalist hottie is his Seoul “sista”..
Super cool Admiral Sean P. Kobe Diddy Bama, (Wesley Snipes?)tells Rain he can rescue sista…but “no comlpications…dig me?..This ain’t never happened” ..An Rain is all like “Aye Aye Admiral Kobe DiddyBama”..respectful-’cuz like we all like know an’ accept how Africans have taught Koreans (like Anglo Saxons)everything there is to know about bein’ cool an’ pumped hard nacho..I mean macho…an’ how they invented e’rythin an’ won all the wars….So Rain gets all geared up in his super cool Michael Jackson stealth ninja threads an’ parachute torpedos into the DMZ…`An he’s all like ..bird of prey ‘..then snap, snap outta the harness buckles……tuck…. rolls…then….WHAT? There’s like a tiger eye to eye with him…Cr*p!..Rain gets all hard an’ tense an’ freezin’up inta his “death stare”…starin the tiger down… an’ then like the tiger snarls an’ gets the hell outta there.. ‘cuz it’s all like “nuh-uh..not messin’ with this bad dude”….An’ Rain gives like the super cool sexy smirk that the chicks get all hot for..(an’ the dudes too!)…Then like BAM!..15 minute montage of Rain gettin’ locked an’ loaded..cockin’ knives outta his socks, flickin’ knives outta knives..bustin clips inta super cool ninja sniper blade guns…Tearin stuff open with his teeth…a bandana somewheres… Then Agent Syngman is off inta the misty forest..Maybe a wolf howls…CUT TO: Seoul sista in the labor camp bustin’ stones, with like a pick axe…fer some reason..lookin’ fine, an’ all slutty…toned an’ buffed in flimsy tattered rags…She’s showin’ serious clevage while the NK guards are all sneerin’ an’ droolin’ all ready ta rape her…but she’s all like fiesty in yer face American Margaret Cho girl ya know….all like “Don’t you touch me, scum man!”…An’ they’re all like evil an’ toothless an’ like hehehehehe…

I could go on…but I don’t want to get people all excited.I’m gonna copyright this think.