Are you kidding? We should breed’em.

Dennis: re: “Hubba Hubba” — I agree completely. I write Moxie every couple of months and propose marriage.

She seems to feel that the fact we’ve never met is an impedimant, whereas I suspect it’s my only chance.

I’m in the East Village, I know of five communist bookstores within ten minutes of my apartment. Yet, on 13th St & 1st Ave some brave, comedically-gifted neighbor made a covert Bush ‘04 sign, spelled out with dozens of blue anti-war/Bush stickers.

Diversity of opinion is alive and well in NYC, it’s just flying below the radar.

Again I really like your “statement of purpose,” or perhaps “mission statement” on the War Against Islamic Fascism.

I’m going to commit its essence to memory.

Jamie Irons

Let’s try this out on you.

We are at war with Islamic terrorists and with the states that sponsor and support them. By and large these are Arab and Islamic states. They have been waging an undeclared war on us, using terrorists as their proxies, for decades, and the time has come for us to show them the error of their ways. The nature of how this war will be fought will vary from country to country. In some cases it will entail full-scale military invasion and overthrow of governments. In other cases it will consist of economic sanctions or diplomatic pressure. In still other cases it may mean surgical strikes to take out the military assets of the countries in question. The means may vary, but the goal will be the same; to dissuade these countries from waging war on us at no cost to themselves.

Would that be before or after he provides nuclear material to Iran?

Would that be before or after he cuts and run from Iraq?

Would that be before or after he cuts funding from developing bunker-busters?

But I am not worried. John Kerry promised me that next time we get attacked he would respond forcefully. I donít know exactly what he means by that but he mentioned that he might call a Summit and appeal to the UN.

So should he win this election all I need to do is make sure that will not be in an area that Mr. Terrorist chooses as a target. I may also consider liquidating all of my assets and turning them into gold sovereigns. Buying Hazmat suits, Geiger counter, iodine tablets, and other survival items may also be in order.

I may even line my crawl space with lead sheet, would be a shame to get all that wine spoiled.

Yes. I hope Bush does better and by better I mean I hope he does not try to be nice. You know what they say about nice guys.

Go check out TradeSports.com for the electoral college map. It will make you feel better.

Of course, if Mr. Bush had dropped a bag of Daisy Cutter hammers on Mr. Bin Laden, and had displayed Mr. Bin Laden’s neatly catalogued and labelled remains on the White House Lawn for certain aggrieved parties to view at their leisure, some other sort of grievance and let down would have been forthcoming…

Jamie Irons

I tell you what. Go check out Monsoor Ijaz. He is a Pakistani American with a PhD who has spent much of his life on this issue. He has worked with both the Clinton and Bush administrations on this subject.

He also seems to think we are making some headway.

But what does he know? I am sure he is not nearly as up to date on all this as Kerry and his side kick.