Comments on: Arafat Deathwatch – Is he already dead?

By: Buddy Larsen

Buddy Larsen — Thu, 28 Oct 2004 20:34:27 +0000

he’s from Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe….

By: PeterUK

PeterUK — Thu, 28 Oct 2004 20:04:12 +0000

Yasser Arafat

Is quite seriously ill

I wish him long life.

By: Buddy Larsen

Buddy Larsen — Thu, 28 Oct 2004 17:31:57 +0000

Katherine, his lawyer’s waiting in the kitchen with his fountain pen out, I don’t what to do!

Charlie, no, B.J. Thomas.

By: Will Collier

Will Collier — Thu, 28 Oct 2004 16:48:28 +0000

May his first day in Hell last a thousand years… and may it be the shortest.

By: Charlie (Colorado)

Charlie (Colorado) — Thu, 28 Oct 2004 16:42:39 +0000

Isn’t “Box Lids Floating in the Bay” an old Otis Redding song?

By: Katherine

Katherine — Thu, 28 Oct 2004 16:36:21 +0000

Hey Buddy! Lindeen only rephrased my ìballot box lids were found floating in the Bayî. I he gets royalties, I want to be on the deal.

By: Matt Evans

Matt Evans — Thu, 28 Oct 2004 15:32:12 +0000

I would say the Red Sox problem for 86 years is they have never had a player like (as Mr. Kerry points out) Manny Ortiz. Manyy Ortiz is the amazing combination of power and pure hitting talent, obviously derived from combining the DNA of Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz and then placed under a growth accelerator. This amazing DNA combination resulted in the Sox victory (and as we know, Mr. Kerry is not only a sportsman but a HUGE Red Socks fan). Thank God in a Kerry administration, that not only will the blind see and the crippled walk, apparently we’ll be treated to more DNA spliced ballplayers- I can only imagine how Steinbrenner’s millions can be put to use splicing Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez and presumably, healing Jason Giambi’s intestinal issues.

Back on point (kinda), my real concern about Arafat’s impending damnation is who is going to inherent the red binder. Personally, I think the UN should be tasked to make that important decision.

By: Buddy Larsen

Buddy Larsen — Thu, 28 Oct 2004 15:11:40 +0000

NOW I can get my novel started, the one where the Left is what’s ‘left’ after all honor is removed. I’ve been stymied all this time, 150 years, by lack of a title. But when “Box Lids Floating in the Bay” gets the big advance $$$, Lindenen, you have a royalty coming.

By: richard mcenroe

richard mcenroe — Thu, 28 Oct 2004 14:39:59 +0000

John Amadeus Metesky ó A mad apostle, a mad composer and a mad bomber?

By: richard mcenroe

richard mcenroe — Thu, 28 Oct 2004 14:37:11 +0000

RogerA, Knucklehead et al ó John Kerry announced today that had he known then what we know now about the curse of the Bambino, he would never have sent the “Red Socks” into the playoffs…