Comments on: Fight Junk Food Addiction!

By: Knucklehead

Knucklehead — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 17:45:04 +0000

My question is: where’s the rest of the body?

Why, are you still hungry?

By: pdq332

pdq332 — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:36:42 +0000

My question is: where’s the rest of the body?

By: Homer

Homer — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 03:18:50 +0000

Well thanks alot Roger. I just had a classic double with cheese and fries. Heading to the bathroom now, me and my weak gut.

By: Cybrludite

Cybrludite — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 02:57:43 +0000

Mmmmmn! Soylent Chili! (And boy am I glad that I didn’t hit the nearby Wendy’s for food today. I’d be having an “emotional reaction” myself right about now…)

By: Knucklehead

Knucklehead — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 21:33:27 +0000

“This individual apparently did take a spoonful, did have a finger in their mouth and then, you know, spit it out and recognized it,” said Ben Gale, director of the department of environmental health for Santa Clara County. “Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited.”

I take it Wendy’s chili isn’t finger-lickin’ good.

And with that, I nominate PeterUK’s digitally enhanced food for the Most Creative Groaner award. Well done, Peter, whether boiled, broiled, grilled, fried, or fricasseed.

By: Silicon valley Jim

Silicon valley Jim — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 21:22:27 +0000

I’m sure that there’s a joke to be made about Marie Callender having a finger in every pie, but I can’t figure out how to make it, perhaps because I’m a dumb DePaul graduate.

By: Half Canadian

Half Canadian — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 20:07:32 +0000

At least it wasn’t in the french fries . . .

From what I’ve heard, they may have traced this back to the meat processing plant. Which:

1) Makes me wonder about their liability, not to mention their quality control.

2) Could mean that Wendy’s isn’t the liable partner (note, I am not a lawyer).

By: Percy Dovetonsils

Percy Dovetonsils — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 19:40:30 +0000

OK, I can’t resist:

Obviously, Wendy’s is now hiring DePaul alums.

Mainly because the UofI guys can’t fill out the application.

Hii-oooo!

By: Wallace

Wallace — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 19:33:30 +0000

Something strange is afoot..or afinger. Just two days ago my lead post concerned, Buddy's, a West Texas institution famous for the "Steak Fingers". Last month their co-owner went missing and was the subject of an FBI manhunt. She was found a week later dazed and confused in San Franciso with no clue as to how she arrived there. And today my lead post, "Cops Finger Bad Chili" recounts the Wendy's digit dilemma in none other than San Francisco. My first and most logicical thought on this strange coincidence is of course.....Alien Abduction. I've seen stories before in the National Enquirer about what aliens put in their chili.

By: Stacy's Mom

Stacy's Mom — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 19:02:17 +0000

I hope he gets his money back.