Comments on: Profiles in Cowardice – A New Series

By: Songuru

Songuru — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 00:43:09 +0000

“He had on penny loafers and ah purple bellbottoms, and he had a huge protest button on that said, “God is Acid”, boy that piiiiissed me oooffff. Ah anyway I screeched a halt an I yelled out the window and I said ah “Hey… what you doing in my town buddy, that son-of-a-%#*!% was ignoring my existence, boy I hate that. So I leaped out of my ol’ Corvette and I, I trotted over and I proceeded to kick A@@ on the god%^*& son-of-a-%#*!%in’ morfidite, now I walked on his face and %#@! it was more fun than squashing tadpoles”

“I, Johnathan Abner Tobias Pissoff, in the presence of the universal god of salvation, do solemnly affirm that I’ve been chosen…. I further affirm, that although I’m decent god fearing man with family and property. Argh, I want to kill, rape, ravage, plunder, pillage, stomp, devour, destroy, hack, smash, flash, flish and bash, all queers, commies, shinnies hallies and hoonkies, all greaseballs, lockies, polacks, lepers and wetbacks, all bohunks, eggheads, fudgesicles and highslants, all poets, migs, frogs, queers, pipsqueaks, cajants, dwarfs, dipshits and teenage loose women. In the name of Jesus Christ this I do affirm”

“The Illiad” by Ed Sanders (BMI-Heavy Metal Music) from the album “Sanders’ Truckstop”

Classic music for expanded minds, you won’t hear this immersed in the corporate greed of exposed bouncing cleavage squeaking out “Opps, I did it again”

As our grandparents used to tell us of “the good ol’ days”

Found this blog trying to find the lyrics to this song which I’ve had for over 30 years now. Quite a song, I’m sure Baron B can attest to that.

Bravo Baron B, my hats off to you. Songuru

By: Buddy Larsen

Buddy Larsen — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 02:49:26 +0000

My red Beetle, sigh.

Whoop-ass, I guess Baron survived, we won’t have to send Greta Von Susteren.

(i’m gonna be sorry for that, aren’t i?)

By: triticale

triticale — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 00:49:28 +0000

Note that worms are processed at the same cannery as whoop-ass.

By: Buddy Larsen

Buddy Larsen — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 22:12:32 +0000

Ok, ok, I apologize for putting that rolling pin in your hand.

By: Dymphna

Dymphna — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 20:48:03 +0000

Buddy has cans of worms?

I thought it was only his jokes that were canned.

Hmmm. A new side of Buddy.

By: Baron Bodissey

Baron Bodissey — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 20:21:09 +0000

I keep thinking of things I left out! A lava lamp. Copy of “The Electric Koolaid Acid Test”. A frisbee.

“He had on penny loafers, purple bell-bottoms, and a protest button that said, ‘God is acid’.”

I defy anybody here to identify the source of that quote! Without googling it, that is.

Buddy, you really opened a can of worms…

By: Knucklehead

Knucklehead — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 20:12:09 +0000

Canned Heat and a little Hendrix fellas? Make sure you keep the barbs and the Jackson Browne under seperate lock and key as they are far too dangerous to mix.

By: Buddy Larsen

Buddy Larsen — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 19:32:37 +0000

We’ll never live it down–damn that LBJ and Nixon!

By: Baron Bodissey

Baron Bodissey — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 18:57:29 +0000

Definitely. Isn’t that an empty half-gallon of Sealtest butterscotch ice cream next to the table…?

By: Bruce Wechsler (formerly Bruce W.)

Bruce Wechsler (formerly Bruce W.) — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 18:38:05 +0000

Water pipe from skippy jar…Did aggravated munchies ensue?