I just read David Corn’s post about The List ^[1]. I hate to admit it, but it gave me a crise de conscience, although I cannot say I am really a Republican. I only voted for Republicans twice in my lifetime (once each for Bush and Schwarzenegger). Still… despite the fact that I have been married three times (to women) and have three children (of my own seed, as far as I know), I cannot cover up any longer. This dual life has become intolerable. I am gay!

There. I’ve said it. Doesn’t that make you feel better, David? (Can we get back to serious issues now?)

UPDATE: I think I’ve opened a can of worms ^[2] here.