August 14th, 2009 10:41 am

It’s the Greatest Thing in the History of All Stuff Ever

Forget — if you can — “Pickle Surprise.” Instead, this is the best video ever created by the hand of man or beast. It’s girls in bikinis reading Star Wars.

Now you know I love you.

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27 Comments

1. Ex-AFPJ:

Whats Michelle doing there?

Aug 14, 2009 - 10:51 am 2. John Higgins:

With regards to the pickle surprise…don’t ever do that to me again.

Aug 14, 2009 - 11:30 am 3. Apparently, Adding a Black Bikini Really Brings Out Greedo’s Avarice:

[...] don’t you thank me for this. Thank Stephen Green. The link love is all [...]

Aug 14, 2009 - 11:53 am 4. mad bikini blogger:

hey… they told me the cameras weren’t rolling… LOL!!!

Aug 14, 2009 - 12:21 pm 5. tgs:

far better is their version of the big lebowski

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4T9DGjGAUw

Aug 14, 2009 - 1:13 pm 6. Garrett:

When I meet a woman who can recite all that without the need to consult a script and looks like that, I will have found my wife. :)

And the acting? Still better than 90% of The Phantom Menace.

Aug 14, 2009 - 2:08 pm 7. Bikini Cinema — Star Wars « Viral Footage:

[...] Bikini Cinema. Star Wars. ‘Nuff said. [...]

Aug 14, 2009 - 5:22 pm 8. bgates:

Eh, like I’ve never heard a hot chick in a bikini say “that’s too big to be a space station before”.

Aug 14, 2009 - 8:28 pm 9. Garrett:

Lol. bgates wins one Internet.

Aug 15, 2009 - 7:12 am 10. Chicks in Bikinis reciting Pulp Fiction Dialogue « Blog de KingShamus:

[...] Found in a roundabout way over at Vodkapundit. [...]

Aug 16, 2009 - 5:25 am 11. Avril Lavigne Does Health Care!:

[...] Vodkapundit offers the best video ever created by the hand of man or beast … drum-roll please … Girls in Bikinis reading Star Wars! Back to health care [...]

Aug 16, 2009 - 10:21 am 12. Robodruid:

Is this a great country or what?

Aug 16, 2009 - 11:14 am 13. David Thomson:

They deserve Academy Award nominations. Roger L. Simon will be sure to vote for them. They are truly very talented.

Aug 16, 2009 - 11:33 am 14. Displaced Hoosier:

Girls in bikinis, JUMPING ON TRAMPOLINES, reading Star Wars.

There’s always room for improvement…

Aug 16, 2009 - 11:59 am 15. Jorge:

Garret:
Beat you too it… 15 years ago. Best of all, she is Mexican…

Aug 16, 2009 - 12:05 pm 16. TrogloPundit:

How about…girls in bikinis putting together the 3,800 piece Lego Death Star?

Aug 16, 2009 - 12:07 pm 17. MEC2:

At least Bikini Han shoots first…

Aug 16, 2009 - 12:16 pm 18. Nick Reynolds:

THAT JUST ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!

Aug 16, 2009 - 12:33 pm 19. ECW:

Heh – fan of Gap.

Aug 16, 2009 - 12:34 pm 20. Nick Reynolds:

Ya know . . . I’d pay good money to see Michelle Malkin stand there in a bikini and read just about anything for 2:25! Just sayin’

Aug 16, 2009 - 12:35 pm 21. Koblog:

What’d she say? “Search your fillings…you know it’s true?”

Aug 16, 2009 - 1:54 pm 22. Moe Lane » Blond, Purple-Bikini Girl shot first.:

[...] Vodkapundit, girls in bikinis reading from Star Wars Trilogy . Interestingly, this video had my wife in [...]

Aug 16, 2009 - 3:19 pm 23. vanderleun:

You NERD!

I’m ashamed you were taken in by this. We already discussed this on twitter, but did you listen? Nooooo.

I have thrown down the geek gauntlet:

It’s ON! Sexy Bikini Girls Reading Star Wars VS Sexy Bikini Girls With Guns

@

http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/5minute_arguments/its_on_sexy_bikini_girls.php

Aug 16, 2009 - 4:08 pm 24. Jenna:

Am I strange if I find the male reaction to this to be both hilarious and cute? Maybe it’s my geeky tendencies (my husband and I watched the 5th season of Babylon 5 for our last anniversary).

“And the acting? Still better than 90% of The Phantom Menace.”
Oh, man. I laughed out loud at that.

Aug 16, 2009 - 5:18 pm 25. Jamie:

Wow…if only it were girls in bikini’s reading star wars while jumping on trampolines with guns and beer!!!!!!! Agreed, Displaced Hoosier; There’s always room for improvement!!!

Aug 16, 2009 - 9:47 pm 26. Rifle308:

So, has anyone sent this link to Ann Althouse for comment…?

Aug 17, 2009 - 9:25 am 27. Sarah Et Cetera » Free for All Friday 34:

[...] Vodkapundit’s Greatest Thing in the History of All Stuff Ever. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Sarah, please stop linking to conservative web sites.” But what I am telling you is that it is GIRLS IN BIKINIS READING STAR WARS!!!!!1!1eleventy [...]

Aug 21, 2009 - 6:07 am

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