September 18th, 2009 11:08 am

There’s an App for That

It’s true — the White House has a Facebook application to help sell Nancy Pelosi’s Max Baucus’s the President’s health care overhaul. Sleuths working for Pajamas Media in secret have uncovered the original draft:

Do you have insurance? YES / WILLING TO BE BROUGHT INTO COMPLIANCE

Do you mind paying taxes? NO / NO NO NO / SOCK IT TO ME

Do you have children? NO / YES, AND THEY LOVE DEBT

Do you have a long-term condition or disability? NO / STILL WAITING FOR THAT MRI

Do you work for a small business? NO / USED TO BEFORE PUT UNDER BY TAXES

Are you a veteran? YES / NO BUT I HEAR WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT THE V.A.

Are you considering changing employers at some point in the future? NO / YES, I’D LIKE TO FIND WORK

Are you in this country illegally? NO / POR FAVOR?

Are you male or female? MALE / FEMALE / RESENT CATEGORIZATION

What is your age range? 25 & UNDER / 26-59 / READY TO DIE

Submit. Submit Submit Submit.

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Sep 18, 2009 - 2:59 pm 2. indy:

is this an article? what happens at the end of the quiz? is it just questions? where is the payoff!?

also, it makes pretty good sense to use facebook for such a thing.
everybody’s doing it!

Sep 18, 2009 - 3:03 pm 3. jaymaster:

After I hit “submit” a screen popped up saying:

The White House is new to Facebook. Help them find friends!

In the space below, provide the email address, phone number, or taxpayer ID number of anyone you know who watches Fox News, listens to Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh, or reads blogs associated with Pajamas Media.

Thanks!

The Emanuel Team

Sep 18, 2009 - 3:35 pm 4. Now and Then:

2. indy:

Way to stay on the edge there, Indy, just like the young ‘uns.

Sep 18, 2009 - 9:41 pm 5. The Lawyer Mom:

Hey, guys? A little courtesy if you please. The Guiding Light just finished filming its last episode. So keep it down, okay? Some of us in here are still in mourning.

Sep 19, 2009 - 3:30 am 6. Benjamin Arie:

Luckily, Facebook lets us report site violations.

I hit “Report,” chose the category “Attacks Individual or Group” as the reason for the flag, and entered “Americans” in the box.

Oh. And checked the box to “send of copy of this report to the developers.”

Sep 19, 2009 - 5:28 am 7. seansarto:

“When pigs fly” would be an appropriate response to which of the following?
A)Political agendas.
B)Swine flu.
C)Popular culture.
D)Social Progreee.
E)Liberal fanatcisim guised as backbone.
E)The ole, “AIDS was an invent of the CIA to control Africans” attitude…
F) All of the Above.

Sep 19, 2009 - 5:18 pm 8. Willa Jean:

Did you see this down at the bottom of the quiz?

The White House will not retain or store any of the information volunteered through this quiz.

Yep. You betcha.

Sep 20, 2009 - 5:07 pm 9. W w:

I took the quiz from Canada – neat eh? Just like Obama campaign contributions.

Sep 21, 2009 - 5:48 am

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